Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective

“Just read it!” Twilight says to me all angry, mad like.

“No.” I say back to here.

We were both in the library. Twilight invited me to join her own book club that she just started. Even though it was only just me and her in the club.

And the book she wants me to read is “Fifty Shades of Neigh.”

“Ok, I’m gonna ask you one more time. Just. Read. It.”

“And what if I say no?” I say to her playful like.

Instantly, Twilight’s eyes become deep deep red, smoke flares out of her nostrils, becoming really really mad at me. She levitates the book, then starts running towards me.

So I run away from her too. “Ok, but you’ll gotta catch me!” I says to her while running from her all playfully like.

We both run out of the library into Ponyville town square, dodging ponies and Twilight at the same time.

“Hey, how about we take a break dear? I’m getting awfully tired.” I say back to here but only getting.

“AHHHHHH!!!!!!” From her. Right can’t stop running,

Then there I see the Ponyville train station up ahead. Yes, time to escape.

I walk up to the wooden platform, then jumping straight into the nearest train car right as the door closes.

I get up after long breaths of having to run, seeing Twilight back on the platform, looking madder as ever (at least as I’ve seen her.), stomping her front hooves, and throwing the book to the ground.

Phew. ”That was close.” I say, wiping my brow of sweat.

Then I feel a hoof on my shoulder. “Um, pardon me but do you happen to have a ticket?” A pony I’m guessing is the conductor says to me. My face goes all worried like.

Not before long, I get kicked off the train, landing in a mud puddle face first. Great.

I get up, trying to wipe the muck off me. Then walks a couple of inches towards Ponyville only to remember one thing.

“Wait, if I go back to Ponyville, Twilight will most likely kill me.” I say worrying to myself. “I have to just stay away for like.....a month.”

So then I stop going towards Ponyville, instead heading south of there.

* * *

After about an hour of walking south, I end up in the town of Appleloosa. Seeing all the cowpony walking in town, smelling apple pies, and looking at the clocktower, seeing it’s exactly 5:25.

“Ok, I can stay here for a while. Or at least until Twilight stops staying mad at me.” I say to myself. I walk over to an inn before being nudged on the shoulder by somepony.

“Uh, did you just say Twilight?” I look behind me to see a blue pony with a light blue mane and tail. Not wearing anything.

“Um....Trixie, why are you?” I question to her.

“Oh, um....you see THE great and powerful Trixie has uh........been showing these ponies the great magics I possess!” She says in her usual boastful tone, pointing her hoof at the ponies walking in the street, then smiling at me.

“Ok, why are you really here?” I say to her in a realistic manner.

‘Wha...um......ok.” She takes a short pause. “I’m broke.” She says sad like, pouty eyes.

“Broke?”

“Indeed.” She says still in her sad tone.

I walk over to a bench nearby, sitting down, her doing the same. “I thought you told me your parents were like, crazy rich, and-”

“I lied.” She interrupts me in a sad mood.

After several seconds of silence from each of us I break the silence saying. “So, what about Twilight?”

“Oh yeah, you see.......I’ve been thinking of maybe asking her if she be, like, a magic teacher to me.” Trixie says to me, but saying it in a kind of happy mood.

“A magic teacher. Hmm, it could work....So why haven’t you told her yet?”

“Why? You’ve seen how I treated her and her friends. What if she doesn’t want to and-”

I put a hoof to her mouth, then interrupts her. “Trust me, she will.” A smile comes across both our faces.

‘Kiss her.’

‘What?’

’Kiss her man. She’s right there.’

‘What, why?’

‘Because you love her.’

‘I do not.’

‘Um...yes you do. Trust me.’

“Shut up mind.” I say out loud,Trixie looking at me weird.

“You alright?” She says to me worried. Don’t know why.

“Um..yes.” We both smile at each other. Then the unthinkable happened.

She kissed me.

As her lips were still on mine, my eyes wide opened, looking surprised. Trixie’s eyes closed, seeing a smile on her face. So I separate from her.

“What was that!!” I yell at her, gaining the attention of ponies around me. I smile towards them. They walk away to mind their own business.

I lean in closer to whisper to her. “What was that?”

She whispers back to me. “Oh, well..it’s just that......I think your um....nice.”

“What.”

Trixie gets up from the bench. “You see, ever since you moved to Ponyville, I’ve been.... thinking about you a lot, and well.......I think I like you.” She says looking away from me. I get up from the bench to go over to her.

“Listen, I get what you're saying and it’s just.” I take a short pause. “Huh, I can’t say it.”

“Say what?” She questions me.

After several seconds of silence, I say to her. “Oh, nothing, just, um....thinking about Twilight. You see she wants me to be a part of her book club and, well......she’s kind of mad at me.”

“Oh, well I think I understand. What you’ll gonna do about her?” She asks me.

“I don’t know. I just plan to stay away from her for like, I don’t know....a month.” I answer back to her.

“Ok. What you gonna do now?”

I put my hoof to my chin, thinking. “Probably get a room at this inn, settle in, then get something to eat.” A short pause later. “Um, why you ask?”

A smile comes across her face.

* * *

“You want to do what?” I say to Trixie, who's lying in my room’s bed. The room was small, having a small bathroom area with a sink, and toilet, a bed, small closet, and a few chairs with a table.

She pulls out a book (don’t know where she held it.). “Well, since you’re gonna be away from Twilight for a while, I was wondering maybe if we could....try something.” She opens the book to a certain page to reveal a certain sexual position called: Wheelbarrow.

“You mean you wanna have sex NOW!” I yell at her.

“Well I was wondering that we might as well do something, you know, special.” She smiles at me.

“Well listen here young filly. I’m not gonna buck somepony I just met not too long ago without dinner.” I say to her all serious like.

“Ok, where you wanna take me?”

“I, uh......”A short pause later. “Wait, you really mean it?” I point to her, seeing her shake her head up.

“Well if that’s what you want, then I guess we can do it your way.” She says to me. “So, where you wanna go?”

I put my hoof to my chin, thinking.

* * *

“So uh, this is your idea for a romantic dinner.”

“Hey, you ask me. Maybe if all the fancy restaurants in this town weren’t all full, we’ve would’ve gone there.” I smile to her. Trixie looking all me weird.

“Ok.”

We were sitting at the bar in one of the many bars in Appleloosa. We both asked for a pitcher of cider.

“So you wanna take a walk in the park after this-”

Then an old drunken pony comes between the two of us, interrupting me. burp, “Hey uh.....hot stuff.....wanna get” burp. ”bucked by-”

“Alright, that’s enough for you old man.” A bar employee comes from behind him, pulling him away from us and throwing him out of the establishment. Then the employee starts flirting with Trixie. So I use my magic to kick him out too.

“Thanks.” She says to me. “This happens a lot you know.”

“Well, I don’t blame them.” She gives me an annoyed glance, then a little smile.

“Wanna get drunk?” She says to me, smile on her face. A smile comes across mine.

* * *

What is it with me and sex.

So, there me and Trixie were. Laying in my inn bed, me awake, her still sleeping. I don’t happen to remember what happened last night (isn’t cider great.). All I remember is Trixie saying if I wanna get drunk with her, and that being just it.

I’m guessing we did have sex after all, as you can tell me and Trixie both lying in bed together.

Was I wearing a condom?

I look at where my genitals are, seeing there being at least no evidence of one. uh oh.

I already have a kid with Derpy, now Trixie. What is it with me and minor character sex.

Then I see what looked like a condom lying on the bed between us. Phew.

Just then Trixie wakes up.

“So uh, I guess we had sex. Now what?” I tell her.

“Ya maybe wanna tell me what you were going to really say?” She asks me, her still being sleepy.

“Tell you what?” I say back to her.

“You know. After I told you I kind of liked you.”

Oh. “Um,....ok.” I take a few second of thinking what I’d tell her.”It’s just that me and Twilight have been having sex, and well, I think I wanna marry her.” I say to Trixie. I can tell that she was being worried about our future. (If we did have a future.).

“Oh....I’m sure you two.” Yawn. “Will make a great couple.” She sounded quite happily but still sleepy and worried about our future (again, our future.) saying that.

Yeah. I just remembered that I also have sex with Rarity after Twilight. I’ll have to break up with her if me and Twilight ever did become an item. If Twilight still isn’t mad at me.

Speaking of Twilight, I wonder how she’s doing right now. She could be either mad or gotten better from the last time I saw her. I hoped the latter.

I got up from the bed. Walked towards the small bathroom and looked into the mirror.

I looked like shit.

“Geez, how do I get minor characters to sleep with me.” I turned on the sink to wash my face.

I walk out to see Trixie still laying in bed, sheets covering her own body. I walk over to her side of the bed.

“Hey Trixie.” I whisper to her, seeing her move her eyes towards me.

“Yes.”

“Come on. We’re going.” I say to her.

“Go where?” She questions me.

“Ponyville.”

* * *

We both got off of the train from Appleloosa. This was for both of us.

Trixie needed to ask Twilight if she would consider being her magic teacher, and maybe teach her a little about friendship.

And I needed to confront her about our little thing.

“You’re sure about this.” Trixie asks worried, legs shaking.

“Don’t worry about it. I know Twilight and she’ll probably say yes-”

“YOU!” Twilight interrupts me as she sees me at the train station.

Instantly, she runs towards me, jumping on top of my chest, taking a book out of her saddlebags, immediately hitting my face with it.

“Hey.....ow ow........stop it!” I cast a spell from my horn, allowing to freeze Twilight, book in midair, my face looking all bruised.

“Magic. Gotta love it.” I give a satisfied smirk to her, Twilight giving an angry glare. “Alright Twi, hear us out.” Yes us. “Trixie you go first” I point a hoof over to her, Twilight looking at her.

Trixie face becomes surprised and nervous. “Oh, um...well............I’ve been thinking about this one thing.” She takes a slight pause then says real fast. “I was wondering if you’ll be my magic and friendship teacher!” She says real fast.

Twilight’s face becomes surprised at what she said, then saying. “You, you mean it?”

Trixie gives a smile. “Yes.”

I unfreeze Twilight, hoping she won’t attack me but instead running over to Trixie. Twilight giving Trixie a hug.

“Well that went well.” I say quietly to myself. Now my turn.

“Um, Twilight.” I put a hoof up to try to get her attention. She turns to look at me, eyes not as angry as they were. “You see, um..I was wrong. I should’ve just listen to what you said and, and read that book, no matter what it was. I’m sorry.” I say all sappy like to her. Twilight comes over to me, giving me a hug, then a little kiss.

I see Trixie giving me a smile, then puts her hoof up, trying to me a thumbs up.

There we were, friends. When asked by one to do something I didn’t want to do, I thought I could run from my problems, but I learned that you should just do it no matter what it is.

And if you have a problem with what you're friend wants you to do, tell them you don’t feel great doing it.

Then lastly, if you want to tell someone something but afraid to say it to them because they think they don’t want to because you’ve been mean to them before, just say it to him/her, no matter what it is.

“So, what ya wanna do now?” I ask Twilight, and maybe Trixie.

“Let’s just go home.” Twilight says, happy.

Epilogue

“It’s just that...I think we should see other ponies.”

“Oh.” Rarity says in a not too surprised manner. “It’s just dear that.....I’ve been kind of cheating on you.”

What the buck.

“And who is the lucky pony you're seeing?” I ask her curious like.

“Oh, why Fancypants.” She says seemingly happy.

“Yes yes of course.” I say quietly to myself.

“I’m sorry our little thing didn’t work out.”

“Oh, it’s OK.” I say surprisingly happy.

“Really?” Rarity says surprised.

“Yeah.....I have a surprise for somepony very special.” I give a wink to her, Rarity giving a slight chuckle, her cheeks blushing a little.

“May I see it?” She says happy like.

“Sure.”

I open up my saddlebags to bring out a small black box. I use my magic to open it up to reveal a wedding ring in it. The ring being of gold with small diamond like gems surrounding a big diamond. There also being small initials at the bottom of it with words being: TS. Rarity giving a nod of approval at what she’s seeing.

“Oh, she’ll love it.” A smile comes across her face, acting happy. “So, when you plan to tell her?”

“Oh soon my little pony. Soon.”

“So, what do you think of this place?” I give a big, cheesy, fake, smile over to Twilight.

“Um.....”She puts her arms in a strug position.

We were both at this new bar that just opened in Ponyville. I know it’s not romantic but all of the other fancy romantic restaurants were all filled. So this was, I guess the next best thing.

Tonight was a special night after all. I was gonna tell her to marry me tonight. Even though it may not be in a romantic setting, this bar will just have to do.

I was wearing a black tie with my blonde mane and tail all combed up, looking fresh as ever. Twilight wearing a white gown, her hair tied up in a bun, and wearing golden earrings.

“Um, you look lovely.” I again give a big, fake, cheesy, smile. Twilight smiling herself.

“So.....why are you exactly living at my place?” She asks me.

Oh. “My house was sold.......by a pegasus.” I look down at the table all sad like.

“Oh.”

“Yeah.”

Awkward silence lasts for about a couple of seconds. I drink from my glass of hard apple cider, Twilight doing the same.

I look at the clock in the room to see it’s exactly 6:33. Time to go for the kill.

“Uh... Twilight, can I ask you a question?” I ask her curiously while taking out the ring box, holding it behind my back.

“OK, ask away.”

Instantly, I use my magic to flip the table over to the side, spilling our drinks, and everypony noticing.

I get a little closer to her, getting on one knee and saying. “Twilight, Will you....will you marry me? A bright, big smile comes across my face.

Then after a few seconds, a smile comes across her face.