Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective

There I was feeling dizzy, tired, and a little cold.

Could be the ice pack on my forehead.

Wait, what?

Twitching my body around a little, I try to regain my sight, blinking my eyes open even with my vision still blurry, I think I see somepony.

My eyelids open up, my vision clear for one second as I see who’s there.

Fair enough, it’s Sarah.

As my eyes shut once again, they instantly open up again, my vision returning back to my normal sight.

I see Sarah having on a smile, looking at me with sexual pleasure.

I start to twitch a little, teeth clenching, right eye twitching.

After about a minute of it, I say something: “Wha... what are you doing here?”

She rubs my hair slowly. “Well, you remember back when I told you I was in a relationship?” She puts one of her hooves in her hair.

“Yeah.” I say to her.

“Well...”  She looks back, bringing her hoof to point at a very specific stallion.

Oh no. Oh no no no.

My eyes go all big again, getting a shocked expression, mouth wide open, my mane becoming a little messy, then starting to stare into the invisible wall away from both of them before screaming.

“Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

* * *

I return back to my normality for a second: “Um, Sarah.” Then just blurts out: “HOW COULD YOU BE WITH HIM?!?!?” Then regains back my composure: “Young lady.”

Sarah and Flash both look at each, smile a bit, then Sarah comes closer to me, still smiling. “Oh, well it’s a story I’ll have to tell you.” She sits down on the couch with me.

“You see, when I first came to this world I was alone, no one or nowhere to go And I was sad. Very very sad. But then just when I thought that all things were lost, I meet him.” She points her hoof at Flash, he looks at me embarrassed. “And well, soon after that we were together from then on.” A smile comes across both of their faces.

I rub my eyes. “But you were originally from Canterlot. How did you two meet if say, him.” Points at Flash. “Was in the crystal empire?” I ask her.

Sarah gets up from the couch, walks over to Flash, putting her front hoof around his neck, giving him a kiss.

Oh.

“Uh, yeah Sarah, can I have a word with you... alone?” I say the last part cringingly.

She gives him a small kiss, then letting him go into a different room. “So, what you got?” She asks me.

I lean in closer to her ear, whispering: “How! No why?! Do you know who he is?”

“Oh please, he’s alright.”

I take a step back, face looking disgusted. “Wha.... do you know what he’s done?” I start walking around in circles. “Why, he’s the one who tried to steal Twilight from me, he’s upsetted the minds of millions of bronies, and not to mention buying my house!” I look her straight in the eyes, hooves crossed.

She pushes my face from hers. “Oh please that may be what he did to ya’ll, but to me, he’s been nothing but nice. Why I even think he wants to marry me.” A smile appears as she says that. Oh no.

“Don’t you see. He’s using you. Probably to get with Twilight.” I clench my hoof, looking angrily.

“Uh, everything ok in there?” A voice comes through the door, fair enough, it’s Flash. I growl a little when I hear him.

“Mike. I think you should leave.” Sarah says to me angrily.

“Leave? This is my house!” I yell at her, then look down at my legs. “And where are my pants!” My face goes all crazy like.

Then at that very moment, I see her shiver in fear. A touch of sadness comes over me. My face turns red a little, sympathy coming over me.

“I’ll.... be leaving.” As I walk out of the house, I see something going on within one of Flash’s eyes. A wink. What.

I stare back at him with a disgusted face, then leave.

* * *

“He’s totally planning something. I don’t know what, but it’s something.” I say to myself while walking through the streets of Ponyville.

“Hmm, if I can find out what he’s doing now fast, I can probably stop him from doing it is he’s doing.” I say to myself quietly while I pass by both Lyra and Bon Bon.

After walking for a minute thinking of my plan of action, I end up at my destination: the library.

I knock on the door, seeing Twilight open it a second later.

“So, how did it go?” She asks me worriedly.

“Oh, um... it went swimmingly well.” I lie.

Twilight looks at me suspiciously, raising one of her eyebrows. “OK, what really happened?”

“What makes you think it didn’t go well. I would never lie to my friend.” I put my hoof around her neck. “Especially not you.” I look at her with a cocky grin. Twilight just rolls her eyes.

“Right right, but the thing is-” I put my hoof into her mouth interrupting her.

She takes it out, looking mad. “Oh, I’m sorry. How about we just go inside, and snuggle up by the fireplace.” I teleport a pot of hot chocolate in my hoof. “I can make hot chocolate.” I say having a cocky grin again.

Twilight finally just gives up asking, walking back into the library, me following. She walks over to her wooden podium, adjusting a few papers and quills of ink, whereas I just sit on the floor, watching her do her thing with a big smile.

“So, we could do something. I heard there’s this new bar opening up in Ponyville, wanna go?” I ask Twilight, looking to get a conversation going.

Twilight turns around, walks over to me, acting all sexual like, eyelashes flittering, meeting her head right in front of mine. “Oh, I’ve got something else planned for tonight?” She says all sexually.

My face goes all droopy at what happened, but my insides feeling excited. Finally a huge smile goes on my face.

(8 Hours Later)

“This book sure is... interesting.” I say to myself as I’m reading: “The Idiot’s Guide to Sex”.

I look out the window, watching the sun going down, and the moon going up.

After a yawn, I put the book back to where I found it, then walk over to the stairs, up to where Twilight’s bed usually is at.

Only, there wasn’t a bed there.

Oh at least it wasn’t a single bed like Twilight always had when she first came to Ponyville. Instead it was just a double bed, with a red blanket, and pink pillows.

How did she even get this up here without me seeing it? I think to myself, looking confused.

I instantly found a note on a nightstand saying: “Go ahead and get in. I’ll be back shortly. :)”

A loving grin goes on my face, probably thinking of the sex Twilight wants to have.

So I walk over to the bed, lifting up the covers and tucking myself in, now just looking up at the ceiling.

Hm, nice and comfy.

After about fifteen minutes of waiting, and almost falling asleep, I hear someone coming up the stairs.

Sure enough, it’s Twilight. But not in her usual sexy outfit, or in a sexual mood. Instead, she looks tired, with her hair being messy, eyes circling around, and overall, not looking like she wanna have sex.

“Uh, you ok dear?” I ask her as she walks over to the bed.

Instead of answering me, she instantly teleports herself onto the bed right next to my side, immediately falling to sleep.

OK, this is um... weird.

* * *

“Hey Twi...... hey Twilight” I nudge her head slightly (doing nothing at all.), then nudging at her hooves before finally seeing her eyes open.

After she gives off a yawn, she faces her tired pretty head at me, give a small smile at me, then goes back to sleep.

OK, this will be hard.

I start poking Twilight at her um... private parts. After doing so for a second or two, I get greeted with not only her being awake, but a slap to the face.

“Ow! Sorry ‘bout that.” I say to her as I rub a red mark on my face.

“Oh, it’s you.” Twilight says tiredly, then yawning. “I’ve been meaning to tell you something.” She says to me all tired like.

“It can wait ‘til morning. Just go and put your pretty little head back to sleep.” I try to have my hooves put her head back on the pillow, but only getting a smile out from her.

“You're sweet. I’ll have to remember to see you more often when I-” She gives a yawn. “Leave.” Wait, what.

I let go of her head. “Leave. Leave for what.” I say to her.

“Heh, I’ll tell ya in the morning.” She gives off another yawn before falling to sleep.

There on, I just stand straight up in bed, saying to myself: “Leave. You mean that my Twily is...” Gulp. “Leaving me.” My eyes get all fulled of tears.

* * *

Ah morning.

The sun was coming up, everypony in town was awaking to do their daily tasks, and I was gonna do something.

Something genius? (I don't know, maybe.)

As Twilight was awaking from her slumber, her eye opening up to a smiling pony standing

above her.

She rubs her eyes together, gives a small smile, both of us staring at each now.

“So, what’s up?” Twilight asks me, having a little more sleep in her voice.

Instead of answering, I just keep staring at her, smiling.

She looks at me weird until I see her horn light up.

Twilight decided that instead of waiting for me to move, she casts a teleportation spell,

appearing standing next to the bed.

We would both stare at each other, before Twilight smiles, causing me to do the same.

“So, what you want?” She ask me.

After staring at her for a second I shake my head, regaining my consciousness.

“Oh it's what you said last night. And it got me thinking. Thinking that I may not be with you forever, and we may be apart for I don't know, the rest of our lives. So to do something to make this relationship work, I just wanna say.....”

Instantly, I jump off the bed, and run down the stairs.

When I return, I'm shown carrying a tray full of breakfast foods, enough for the both of us, laying it down on the bed.

On the tray are two two-stacked grass pancakes, four pieces of toast, and two glasses of orange juice.

“What’s the occasion for?” Twilight asks me.

“Why, can’t I just make breakfast in bed for the mare I love.” I say to her as I walk over to Twilight, showing a smile, her doing the same.

“Well, I suppose not.” Twilight teleports back on the bed, laying on her back, then I would do the same.

Then we start eating. I levitate the pancakes to us both, sticking a fork in each one.

After several minutes of eating and smiling at each other, I decide to say it.

I put my plate back on the tray. “Uh yeah, listen Twi, I need to ask you something.” I say to her nervously, some sweat showing.

After hearing me, she gives a sigh, then puts her plate back on the tray, rubbing her eyes a little. “Look if this is about last night then let me just say that-.” I interrupt her, putting my hoof to her mouth.

“Now, the thing is..... I think that we should go through marriage again.” I say nervously to her. Twi’s face looking grasped, and a little shocked, redding up a bit.

After several seconds of silence she just hugs me tightly.

So I do the appropriate thing. Hug her back.

There we were. Two lovers hugging each other.

Then Twilight speaks, appearing to be crying.

sniff “I’m just gonna miss you so much.” She says to me in a crying mood.

I pet her head, looking up to me with tears- filled eyes.

“Now now. Just tell me.” I say reassuring to her.

She wipes her eyes clean of tears with her hoof, looking at me. “Well ok.” She takes a quick breath in and out. “Princess Celestia wants me to continue on with my studies.”

Studies? Studies of what?

“What else is there for you? I mean, you're already really smart, and beautiful, and um.... smart.” That brings a smile to her face at least, but her face’s still in a sad mood.

“She wants me to study more about the magic of friendship.” Twilight says continuing on.

BS. What else is there for her to know.

“Study more of friendship? What else is there that you don’t know?”

She gives me a straight (but sad.) face, looking at me. Oh. (Don’t know how I got that.)

“She wants you to know more about relationships?” I ask her.

Twilight shakes her head yes. “And she thinks if I stay with Shining Armor and Princess Cadance, I’ll know more.”

“But that would mean you’d have to live in the crystal empire..-” Oh no.

I immediately jump off of the bed thinking, ‘Flash must have something to do with this.’ And I start running downstairs, and right out the door.

(Ok, so I don’t know exactly if he really planned for this to happen, but still, I’m not willing to risk losing Twilight a second time.)

As I run through the Ponyville streets, I see ponies I’ve met go by like a blur. Then I start to realize that without all these ponies being around me, them interacting with me, I would’ve never got to be the pony I am today.

Like Dr. Whooves for example. He’s probably still mad at me for you know what, but at least he’s open about it. (What?)

As I get tired from running, I decide to rest leaning on the side of a building, panting and sweating until I see somepony.

It’s Rarity.

“Oh, why hello darling. What brings you out on this fine morning?” Rarity asks me, looking like the same beautiful mare I once slept with. (Was actually three times.)

“Oh nothing. Just um..... walking.” I put on a fake smile.

She looks suspiciously at me before saying: “Well, if you need me, you’ll know where I am.” As Rarity leaves, she kisses my cheek, causing me to redden up a bit,  and sexually struts away.

What!? I thought she wasn’t into me. Unless she’s now single. No! Don’t think about. I would never cheat on Twilight while she’s away. OK.

Now, about Flash.

After thinking for a while about what to do with Flash, an evil grin appears on my face as I happen to see a baseball bat leaning up against the side of the building.

“Oh, he’ll never know what hit him. Literally.”

* * *

Knock knock.

No answer.

Knock knock.

Still no answer.

Knock knock.

Ok, this is ridiculous.

After waiting there for fifteen minutes of me knocking the door, it finally opens, revealing the orange pegasus behind it.

I would just stare at him with just a simple smile, while holding behind me a baseball bat.

“So, what’s up?” He says to me, trying to make conversation.

“Oh, I don’t know. How about you ask me? Twi stealer!” I say back to him.

“Twi stealer? Wha..... what you mean by that?” He sounds innocent towards me.

Instantly I jump onto him, with a ready to murder look. “Don’t play innocent with me! I know that you plan to take away my Twilight all for yourself. Well it won’t work....... when you're dead!” I get off of him, going back to get the baseball bat.

“I don’t... I don’t know what you mean. This must be a misunderstanding. I would never take such a beautiful mare away from you, and I probably should stop talking now.” He says to me, trying to act non- guilty.

“Yes..... yes you should.” I say my last final words to him as I swing the baseball bat in my hooves, hitting him directly in the face.

* * *

Well, that sure was a weird morning.

Nothing like murdering the pony you don’t like first thing in the morning. (Ok, maybe it was the second thing in the morning.)

After throwing the baseball bat away, I’d go back home, instantly jumping into the shower and washing up to get rid of the blood on me.

Then I make my way upstairs, hoping to see if Twilight’s still there in the bed.

Luckily, she was.

Going back up the stairs to the bed, I could see her hiding under the covers, her horn sticking out from under.

I walk over to her, jumping onto the bed, and immediately hugging her covered body.

“Shhhh... everything will be alright.” I say to her in a comforting tone.

Twilight pokes her head out from under the covers, looking sad, and seeing what looked like tear- strained eyes.

I start petting her hair, smiling.

After doing this for a few minutes, she finally speaks.

“Can I tell you something?” Twilight asks me.

“Of course.” I say comforting to her, still cuddling her.

Just as Twilight was about to speak, there’s a knock on the door.

“You.. you better go answer it.” Twilight tells me.

“You sure. We can ignore it if you-”

“No no, go. It’s probably something important.” Twilight interrupts me.

Before I go, I give her a small kiss on the cheek, then getting up from the bed and walking downstairs.

As I reach the door before knocking it, I hear from upstairs crying.

Crying? Why is Twilight crying? What did I do? Did she find out what I’ve done? I have to go and comfort her.

But Twilight asked me to check the door.

Ok, first door, then Twilight.

I open the door to two ponies behind it. One being a brown male unicorn dressed in police attire, the other a white pegasus male wearing the same, but having a pair of handcuffs ready in one hoof.

“Uh, can I help two?” I ask both of them.

“Sir, we’ve got a 911 call of a white blonde unicorn beating somepony maliciously to death with a baseball bat. And it’s clear from our findings that you are the subject of the crime.” The pegasus says to me with a straight face.

“You're going away for a long time.” The unicorn says a bit more angrily.

“What? You.... I.... don’t know what you're talking about?” I strugg my hooves together, giving a confused smile.

Then instantly, the handcuffs locks onto my hooves.

“Let’s go!” The pegasus says angrily to me.

“You.... you can’t do this...... TWILIGHT!!!!!!! TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I yell as the two drag me away.

Epilogue

As you can see through the house’s window, you can see me beating Flash to a lifeless pulp with a baseball bat.

While this was all going on, an old earth pony mare (orange coat, curly purple mane and tail, wearing red glasses, and a glass of milk cutie mark.) was busy walking along the sidewalk when she passed by my old house, and happening to see what I’m doing.

Looking at this all in horror, she slowly walks her way to the nearest payphone, putting in the bits needed to make an important call.

“Hello. Police, I’ll like to report an act of violence.”

There I was, sitting in my single jail cell, wearing the usual prison orange jumpsuit. Thinking of how I got here, and what to do.

With not only at this moment, but for the rest of my life.

I was laying on my cell’s bed, staring up at the ceiling.

“How did this all happen?” I ask myself. “I had it all. Twilight. My own home. Lots of friends. What happened?” I put both my hooves on my face, feeling tired, and a little sad.

“Hey!” One of the guards yells at me. “Ya got a phone call from... somepony special.” He says the last part with a wink. Ok. What Twilight wants. “Oh, and make it quick. You only got five minutes.”

I pick the phone up from his hoof with my horn, bringing it to my face.

“Uh, hello?” I speak quietly into it.

Silence.

“Uh, what’s up?” I ask her.

“I know what you did. And I’m.... and I’m very disappointed. If you have a problem, just tell me. I wanna help you. Just....” Twilight stops right there hearing little sobs during the call.

“Listen, I know I should’ve told you but it’s just.... I didn’t want to lose you. I was afraid that he would’ve stole you away from me. You're special to me.” I say back.

I could hear Twilight give a quick breath before saying: “Well, I should probably tell you.”

“Tell me what?” I say a little confused.

“Mike.... I’m pregnant... with your child.”

Instantly, after hearing this, I drop the phone, feeling a little light headed now.

What is happening?

(OK, so this part isn’t originally part of this chapter, even though it’s in it. This is really what I like to call a bonus, or in other words, a glorified epilogue.)

How did this all happen?

How did this all turn into some type of drama?

What started out as a simple story about my expeditions throughout Equestria has somehow turned into some Days of our Lives drama sh(buy some apples)it. What. Happened?

[Well geez, I don’t know. I’m just writing what comes to my mind.]

Well, you going to make this not be a drama?

[To be honest, I do admit that this story has turned out the way I did not intend for it to go.]

       How do we make this story go back to the way it used to be? Go back in time?

       [Hold on, I've got an idea.]

There I was, still shocked from the news Twilight had just told me, still lying on the bed, eyes wide open.

So, let me get this straight.

I seemed to have gotten Twilight pregnant, and she’s most likely mad at me (not the first time.), Sarah’s probably not gonna talk to me for like a year or two, and who knows what else is happening.

And this probably all started because I went to that stupid new club.

If only I could turn back time and redo everything that I’ve done wrong.

After thinking for a few seconds, I get something. “Hmm... maybe I can”. I say with my hoof to my chin.

“Didn’t I see somewhere of a time-traveling spell in that one sex book.” (why would a time-travel spell be in a book about sex?) “If I can remember it clearly, maybe I can fix this whole situation.” I start thinking back to what the spell was.

After about two hours of heavy thinking, I think I finally find it.

“But.. what about the other ponies. Won’t their lives be ruined if I go back? What about Twilight and Derpy? I’ll be reversing both of their pregnancies. But what if I don’t go as far back? I say to myself, gaining the attention of a guard from the other side.

“Well, I could try.”

Then on, I start working my unicorn magic, hoping to use this spell, giving it all the energy I got.

After a few minutes, I get it.

On my horn, I see a blinding white light appearing, growing brighter and brighter.

While also attracting a whole bunch of guards to run over to my cell.

Then in an instant, I disappear.

As I reappear seconds later, I see myself standing in front of my house.

No Flash anywhere. Just a smiling Derpy Hooves coming up to my mailbox.

“I did it.” I say to myself.

I then repeat it again loudly as I run over to her, lifting her up with my hooves, seeing her give a weird yet happy reaction. “You're pregnant with me!” Then jumping into the air with her.

“IT WORKED!!!”