Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective

“Today’s gonna be a good day!” I say as I enter out my house.

The weather was perfect, not a cloud in the sky, sun shining bright, and everypony enjoying the weather.

The weather was so perfect that I decided to take a stroll into town.

Lyra and Bon Bon were both sitting on a park bench, looking happy as if they were sharing their deepest secrets.

Dr, Whooves and Derpy were walking over to the post office, Derpy waving a hoof as she sees me. The doctor however looking angry towards me.

I walk further into town, heading towards Sugarcube Corner, going to go get something that might help increase my happiness.

Right before I walk through its doors, I hear a payphone ringing nearby.

Fair enough, I happen to see one right next by the entrance.

“Uh... when that got there?” I say as I walk over to it, magically picking up the phone, not even thinking that it would even be for me.

“Uh, hi.” I give a smile.

“Neo. Are you ready to learn about the matrix?” A deep voice says from the other side.

Nope. “Heh heh heh, nope.” I slam the phone back on the hook.

“What was that all about?” I put a hoof to my chin, then shrugging it off, walking into the shop next.

* * *

“Can I have a muffin?” I ask Pinkie after being behind a long line for about thirty minutes, only to see her give a sad shake of her head.

“Sorry, all out.” She tells me, not in her usual happy mood.

“Well, got any bearclaws?” I give a strug, along with a smile.

“No. We don’t even serve those.” She says a little like herself.

Man, I wish there were more donut places here in Equestria. I could go for that.

“Well, I guess I could go and continue this day. Thanks anyways for what you’ve done.” I say to her, walking out of the shop now.

OK, so there’s one thing I can’t do. Not to worry though. I can still enjoy this of most beautiful days.

I go walk over to Carousel Boutique, immediately knocking on the door.

After a few minutes of waiting, somepony finally opens it.

“Uh yeah, hey Rarity, listen I love Twilight, and I don’t think we can be in this relationship any longer.” (Who said you were ever in one.) “Now I know that you’ll been cheating on me, but it’s over.” I say to I think Rarity at first, but soon realizing Sweetie’s at the door, looking slightly confused, awkward, and blushing a little.

“Uh, think you can tell your sister that.” I say to her nervously, giving a smile.

Sweetie grows a smile on her face, then closing the door.

“OK, there’s one thing I’ve done. Would’ve liked to do it in person, but guessed using Sweetie Belle as a messenger is alright.” I say to myself.

I walk a few feet over to what looks like another payphone booth by the side of the building (don’t know when she got it.).

“Perfect I guess. I do have a very important call to make.”

I walk over to it, picking up the phone, and dialing in an Appleloosan zip code.

After hearing it ring for a minute, I hear a voice sounding familiar to me.

“Hello?” Trixie says sounding surprised from the other side.

“Hi dear, you busy?” I ask fast, waiting for a quick answer.

“No.”

“Listen, think you can come up here to Ponyville sometime oh I don’t know.... today. I got something to tell you.” I talk fast to her.

“Um, Ok.” Trixie says sounding a little happy, yet worried.

That seemed too easy.

“See ya later.”

I hang up the phone, walking out the booth, and start heading towards the Golden Oak Library.

* * *

“So wait, what?” Twilight says surprisingly happy.

I told her we should have sex.

I should say that I have a plan to get things back to the way things were. Well without the whole Flash/drama nonsense.

“Yep.”

Twilight justs then jumps on top of me, holding her hooves on my back, us both kissing. No protection I realize.

All part of the plan.

* * *

“I don't know about you, but that was great.” Twilight says sexually pleasant to me.

Hm hmm “I know,”

We both exchange a smile, giving a small kiss soon becoming long.

Just then the door opens, showing a blue unicorn with white, silver hair at the doorway.

Oh crap.

“Uh, am interrupting something?” Trixie says to both of us nervously.

(Probably should mention that we had sex on the floor.)

“Uh no,” I say to her, raising my back up.

Twilight gives her an untrustworthy stare. “What are you doing here?”

“Well uh, he told me to come.” Trixie says in her usual tone of voice.

Twilight then looks at me with an angry stare.

I get up from the floor, helping Twi get up too.

“Now before you two have a catfight, (would like to see.) I must say one thing.”

I walk over to Trixie, whispering to her: “go and tell her.”

She whispers back: “Tell her what?”

“How you want Twi to be your own magic teacher.”

“How'd you know about that?” She says confused, and sweating a little.

“Just say it. Twilight will do it.” I say reassuringly.

“You sure.”

I give her a convincing warm smile.

“Well here goes nothing.” Trixie says as she faces Twilight.

“Uh, I was wondering if maybe you'll might be like my, own personal magic teacher?” Trixie says in a fast tone.

Hearing this, Twilight looks confused, scratching her head.

“You see, I've been jealous of you ever since I first saw you. Seeing you do so much magic at a young age made me envy you a little. And I guessed a bit jealous.” She walks closer to her.

“Well Twi, what is it?” I tell her.

Twilight looks surprised at this sudden telling of Trixie's.

“I completely understand if you say no.” Trixie tells her, putting a hoof on her shoulder.

“Well, I feel like I can't say no, but you have treated my friends poorly ever since you've met them.” She looks into her sad eyes. “I wanna help. I really do. But are you committed to not only me, but my friends?”

Trixie gives a quick shake of the head. “I promise from now on I'll be nice to them.”

Twilight gets a little teary eyed, giving her a hug.

Trixie, looking confused, then happy, hugs her back.

“Well that went great.” I say to myself.

* * *

Let's see, I got out of a relationship with Rarity, (well hopefully Sweetie tells her my message), got Twilight pregnant (there's a 99% chance she is), and got Trixie a new magic teacher.

Yep, life is good.

I'm walking down Ponyville streets when I hear a phone ringing.

Fair enough, a red phone booth magically appears next to me.

I look both ways to see that nopony’s around.

“I'm gonna have to answer it don't I.” I say to myself.

I walk in, picking up the phone, and listening.

“Are you still confused? Do you still want to know more about the matrix? I-”

I immediately hang the phone back on the hook angrily.

I mumble something as I leave, heading back to my house.

* * *

I arrive back at my house after my busy morning, immediately jumping onto the couch as I enter in.

I give a few seconds of resting before saying: “Alright, I’ve... had sex with Twilight, no protection I’ve noticed so she’s most likely pregnant. I also got Trixie to reveal to her to be her own magic teacher. Counting on what I saw then, I’m guessing it’s a yes. So everything’s now back to normal.” I lay back on my hooves, a smile appearing as I close my eyes, only for them to open after hearing a knock on the door.

“Now who the buck could that be?” I say in a grumpy yet curious voice.

I walk up to the door, looking through the peek hole to see a nervous Derpy behind it.

Probably wanna tell me that she’s pregnant with my kid.

Only question is whether to act surprised, or say I knew this whole time.

I open the door. “Hi!” (I don’t know.) “What brings you here on this fine sunny day?” I say trying to sound innocent, yet sounding more annoying.

Derpy blushes a little. “I probably should tell you that I’m... I’m-”

“Pregnant.” I interrupt her.

She gives me a shock/surprised look. “How did you..-”

“I just know.” i say trying to sound as cool as Rainbow a Dash, pulling down invisible sunglasses off my eyes.

“It’s just that you don’t seem to be all too... surprised.”

“Well uh, maybe I always wanted to have intercourse with you. Maybe I always wanted to set my ding-dong inside you're quiggity-quack.” (Don’t ask.) “Maybe you wanted to have a kid, and chose me because you secretly admired me from afar from the background.” I say kind of angrily, but just really playing with her.

‘“Uh...” She says uncomfortably.

“Oh I’m just kidding. Come here.” I grab her front legs, bringing her closer, and giving her a big kiss.

* * *

“This is fine.” I say to myself while lying in my bed.

Guess what happened?

Epilogue

“So, had sex with Derpy again, what I do now?” I say while wearing a blue and gold bathrobe, walking around my house. “Now that I’ve got everything back to normal.”

As you can guess, Derpy’s already left. Said she had to um.... loosen up something.

I walk over to the kitchen table, looking at a newspaper ad, seeing it being for a nighttime security officer.

“This looks interesting.”

Here I am.

Standing outside of Chucky Haybit’s Pizzeria.

This was the place that had the ad for the nighttime security officer.

Decided to take it.

I walk further towards the entrance of the building, finally stepping in, not knowing what to expect next.