Zombieville

"C'mon get up!" you heard a voice say. You opened your eyes, and saw your girlfriend, Twilight.

"Hey Twi!" you said.

"Get dressed." she said, "It's our turn to defend the walls."

"Where's Sans?"

"Having breakfast." You got up, and showered. The showers and electricity were working perfectly well, despite the fact they're in the apocalypse. After you got dressed, you grabbed your utility belt, and bullet-proof vest. It was also a zombie-proof vest, because they couldn't sink their teeth hard enough to bite through it. Your jacket was a bit useful if only one tried to attack you, but if it was a horde, you stand no chance. You also grabbed your machine gun, and sniper rifle. You thought you were forgetting something. Then, you grabbed your book. It contained all types of zombies, plus their weaknesses, and weak points. You grabbed your machete, and put it into a part of your belt. You went downstairs, and saw Sans squirting a packet of ketchup into his mouth.

"Hey sleepyhead!" he said.

"Sorry." you said. He grabbed a plate of bacon and eggs, and tossed it over to you. You grabbed a fork, and started eating. When you finished, you heard a knock on the door. You got up, and opened it. You were greeted by Pinkie Pie's sister, Maud. The only one who survived among 3 of Pinkie's sisters. She had a soldier helmet on, and a crossbow slung over her shoulder.

"Hey Maud." you greeted.

"Twilight's waiting for you and Sans." she said. Then, she headed towards Sugarcube Corner. That was her station for today. At the roof. Sans got up, and both of you headed for the north side of Ponyville. Twilight was at the top of the walls, looking around in her binoculars. Sans summoned a Gaster Blaster, and you both hopped on. When you reached the top, you saw a whole lot of zombies of different shapes and sizes. Big ones, small ones, Pegasi, Unicorns, regular ones. But you've seen them all before. They were all jotted down on your book. Twilight noticed you two, but kept looking around. Sans had his own weapons, but he still had a shotgun, and a hunting rifle. Twilight put the binoculars inside her saddlebag, and brought out her chainsaw with her magic.

"I see a survivor." she said. She flapped her wings, and went towards the direction of the survivor. Sans made the Gaster Blaster follow Twilight. When she stopped, You and Sans knew who she was.

"It's Princess Luna!" you said. He lowered to the ground, and saw Twilight and Luna fighting at least 20 zombies. Luckily they were all regular kinds. Sans aimed his shotgun, and fired. His bullet was a special kind designed by you. You saw it in the movie, Resident Evil:Retribution. His slug was filled with bits, that created an area damage bullet. It killed 3 zombies, and hit the leg of one. You brought out your machete, and rushed in. One of them noticed you, and lunged at you. You moved out of its way, and sliced his head off. Sans went beside you, and kept firing. His gun clicked, and he reached into his jacket for more bullets. You slashed at another zombie. There were only 4 left. Twilight got one with a chainsaw, Sans put a bone through one's head. You took care of the last two, by smashing their heads together. All of you started to catch your breath.

"Are you okay Princess Luna?" Twilight asked.

"Yes." she said, "Thanks."

"C'mon." you said, "Let's discuss this behind the walls."