Filly Cadance begins to lust after Twilight's father. What lengths will she go through to make him her own? Her obsession leaves Orion on the verge of losing his marriage and his mind. The family's only chance for survival lies in working together to defeat Cadance.

Rated 18+ for graphic descriptions of strong sexual themes including: rape, mind control, incest and bestiality (with diamond dogs). The chapters become progressively more story driven. It strives for a balance between dark themes and comedy.

Cover art by maocha

For those who are primarily interested in the clop aspects of the story, I've conveniently labeled the chapters with a three star system, indicating how prevalent the clop is from chapter to chapter.

One star (*) : Little to no clop.
Two stars (**) : Moderate amount of clop.
Three stars (***): Heavy amounts of clop.

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Read what the critics are saying about "Adventures of a Teenage Foalsitter."

"I believe that [Bronystories has] successfully found the formula for a perfect clopfic." -Krushnazag

"THIS is how you do an alternate universe-shipping fic." -Dragon Turtle

"A better love story than Fifty Shades of Grey" -grey conscience

"Pure comedy from beginning to end." -Shira

"[This] story has a lot in common with the anime Panty+Stocking with Garterbelt. Almost completely not sexy, basically because of the huge, ever-present quantities of WTF. And totally hilarious for the same reason." -tilkau

"That was sick, horribly messed up and it needs a sequel." -Azzazel

"I feel like a horrible person not only after reading this, but enjoying it, ...and wanting more." -Prince Furo

"I don't normally read these kinds of stories, but this is awesome! Very well written." -MaxBeezy

"What once was pure clop, has become an intriguing storyline with clop. I will admit that the clop drew me in, but the storyline made me stay." -Ema Nekaf