So, you've come by to partake in the ever continuing party? To become or listen to a bringer of joy and spreader of smiles? Then please take a seat, mind those passing by as Itov 'V' Star proudly presents his wonderful mastery of tales and poetry. You may even get a song out of it...assuming of course you remain smiling. After all, in these dark and gruesome times, who couldn't use a smile? Sure, some will tell you that smiling doesn't win wars, but that's where they're wrong! The proof for this claim? Why, simply watch how the spreading of joy ends the resistance these ponies give before the Laughing Mare's will.

/Disclaimer/ I do not own anything beyond my own created character, and those I name amongst my story who have no other creator. All OCs and or actual characters from the show, though distorted, belong to their rightful owners. The idea of Equestria Divided belongs to an artist on DA who's sadly closed his account, PoorYorickDA.

Finally, one last note. This is my first story ever. Please, please....completely tear it apart in the comments. I want to know every little issue with it, simply to better myself as a writer. Though please, at least don't simply say you hate something without explanation. Then nothing gets done.