Author's Note

May be wondering why it isn't very long. Well, that's because I plan on releasing a bonus chapter with King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis.

The Beauty Of Ripping And Tearing

Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, and the newly ascended Princess Twilight all sat around a table, thinking of ideas to defeat Tirek before he can steal everypony’s magic in Equestria. Not to mention Discord, who sided with the centaur. As much as Twilight disliked of thinking vulgarly, this situation warranted it.

Shit is fucked.

“What do you propose we do, Princess Celestia?” Princess Twilight inquired, her eyes staring up at the main alicorn in curiosity, wondering what the princess’ plan of action was. To be quite honest, Princess Celestia didn't know what to do. She has never faced a foe that can physically, mentally, and emotionally steal ponies’ magic before.

Discord didn't necessarily count to her, most likely because he didn't steal magic, he just used magic to make everypony’s life a living Tartarus. Of course, when he returned, he was quickly taken care of by her trusty friend, Doomguy, who did his job efficiently.

That's when she had an epiphany. That's it! All she has to do is get Doomguy back and he can get rid of Tirek, along with his minions. It's so simple, she can't believe she didn't think of it at first. So it’s decided to summon him here and do what he does best.

Rip and Tear.

Princess Celestia’s horn glowed a yellow aura as she closed her eyes and focused on the summoning spell. Sweat burrowed on her brow as she concentrated and worked to bring the demon-slayer to their realm. And, after a minute of summoning him, he appeared.

Doomguy glanced around at his new, but familiar surroundings. In his right hand was a bundle of guts from a measly imp, and his left was his trusty super-shotgun. He turned to Celestia and back to the guts in his hand until he ditched them on the table.

“Thank goodness you're here, we need your help. There's an army of demons threatening to completely destroy Equestria. We need you to take care of that.” Princess Luna explained to the marine, who in response, gave a thumbs-up to the princess before walking out of the castle to go do his job.

“Hopefully this will all blow over soon.” Princess Cadence muttered before sitting down on her haunches, rubbing her forehead with her hoof. Princess Twilight just gazed at the direction the marine went, in deep thought.

She remembers him from when was summoned here to deal with Discord, an event that transpired over three years ago. He only pummeled him, she would hate to see what he can do when actually fighting. Hopefully he can hold his own against Tirek and the demons.

He’ll have to be lucky to be able to defeat them all. Tirek plus a hundred demons? He doesn't look like much, honestly, and Twilight found herself wondering why the Princess summoned him and placed so much trust in him.

But, as time soon will tell, Twilight was proven wrong. So horribly, terribly, wrong. She doesn't know that demon-slaying is his favorite.

* * *

“You think you can defeat me?! Haha, you petulant fool! You will be quickly defeated by my army of demons!” Tirek shouted at the marine, who stood in front of the gigantic centaur. Doomguy loaded his super-shotgun and waited.

“ATTACK!”

Swarms of demonic beings rushed past the massive hooves of Tirek as the centaur cackled and backed up behind the army of demons, who were letting go blood-curdling screams as they charged the marine.

The marine ran forward, stomping his head on top of demonic pony, crushing its head, pieces of brain matter flying everywhere in the air. He used the crushed pony as a stepping stone as he launched himself forward, firing off shots, demon’s heads exploding at contact from the bullets.

Heads popped as Doomguy jumped around, shooting down every demon in his sight, eventually landing on a high rock. Down below him was at least eighty demons, all clawing the rock in hopes of reaching the marine. He went to shoot when his gun clicked, and he didn't bring any ammo with him. So, he threw the gun as hard as he possibly could, it smashing against a demon’s cranium, caving it in deep.

Yanking the chainsaw off of his back, he pulled the chain and it revved up, the sound of it running competing against the possessed demons’ screams and moans. He stared down as he backed up some before breaking into full-on sprint off of the rock, straight into the crowd of demons.

The chainsaw’s blade sawed straight through the body of demonic pony, its head and body splitting in half, revealing its brain, muscles, bones, and more importantly, its guts. He grabbed the large intestine and pulled it out, a sickening wet sound filling his ears as it finally gave way and left the corpse.

Holding the large intestine in his left hand, he wrapped it around his palm and used it as whip, swinging it around with all his strength, heads and blood flying as he decapitated multiple demons at once, their heads lying on the ground in a puddle of blood.

When he was satisfied with the large intestine, he grabbed a nearby minotaur demon and strangled it to death with it, before gripping both of its horns and breaking them off, using them as knives as he stabbed demons everywhere in the body, he was a flurry of fury.

He grabbed a demonic pony by the hind legs and pulled them in the opposite direction, ripping it in half with his pure strength, a pile of guts and blood falling to the ground below him. Quickly grabbing the rib cage, he broke a few of the bones off to make them protrude inside.

Grabbing a demon, he shoved the deadly rib cage ontop of its head, the jagged bones piercing its head and killing it immediately, its limp body dropping to the ground. Ripping off one of its hooves, he used it as a makeshift baseball bat, beating demons to with it.

As he was about to be done with the hoof, he yanked a demon’s mouth open and pushed it down its throat, to the point where it choked to death. He snapped the horn off its head and penetrated a nearby pony’s anus with it, it ripping it apart before yanking the tail off and suffocating the pony to death with it.

By now, his suit was completely drenched in blood and guts, the green exterior covered to the point where you can barely make it out. Getting back to the action, he chopped a demon’s head off at the neck, throwing it at another before smashing its head in.

An hour passed and now lying on the ground was every single demon, dismembered and brutally destroyed in the worst ways, and standing atop their bodies was the demon-slayer, Doomguy.

“I-Impossible! Well, you'll have no chance against me, I’m immortal! I’m Tirek, destroyer of Equestria, stealer of magic!” The large centaur laughed at the small marine, underestimating his skill. Doomguy quickly closed the distance between them and swiftly cut across the centaur’s hoof, cutting off halfway.

“Raaaagh!” Tirek screamed as he fell down onto his stomach, attempting to regain his balance. But, the marine took advantage of it and ran up the length of his body to his head, where the centaur’s horns are. Gripping both of them tightly with his hands, he grunted as he broke both of them off at the base, the centaur’s scream filling his ears as he jumped up plunged and the two horns into the centaur’s eyes, a copious amount of blood pouring in between the eyes and the horns.

Doomguy pulled the chainsaw off of his back and got to work…

* * *

Princess Celestia glanced at the doorway for the fifteenth time that hour, wondering when her friend would return and tell her that Tirek is destroyed, along with the army of demons. But, her patience was rewarded when she saw him walk through the double doors, soaked in blood and… Ugh, guts.

“Well…? Is it done?” She inquired quietly, staring at the space-marine, awaiting an answer. Instead of speaking to her, as always, he pushed both of the double doors open and revealed Tirek’s rotten head. Well, that answers her question.

He walked up to her and held his hand out in a fist. She went to give him a fist-bump like last time, but instead he gave her a hand-shake and he walked away into a portal, leaving the four princesses behind with a dismembered Tirek head.

“I-Is he g-gone?” Discord muttered, hiding behind the royal throne, a black eye-patch covering his right eye.

The End…?