Rip And Tear: Demonic Intervention
The Beauty Of Ripping And Tearing
Author's Note
May be wondering why it isn't very long. Well, that's because I plan on releasing a bonus chapter with King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis.
The Beauty Of Ripping And Tearing
Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, and the newly ascended Princess Twilight all sat around a table, thinking of ideas to defeat Tirek before he can steal everypony’s magic in Equestria. Not to mention Discord, who sided with the centaur. As much as Twilight disliked of thinking vulgarly, this situation warranted it.
Shit is fucked.
“What do you propose we do, Princess Celestia?” Princess Twilight inquired, her eyes staring up at the main alicorn in curiosity, wondering what the princess’ plan of action was. To be quite honest, Princess Celestia didn't know what to do. She has never faced a foe that can physically, mentally, and emotionally steal ponies’ magic before.
Discord didn't necessarily count to her, most likely because he didn't steal magic, he just used magic to make everypony’s life a living Tartarus. Of course, when he returned, he was quickly taken care of by her trusty friend, Doomguy, who did his job efficiently.
That's when she had an epiphany. That's it! All she has to do is get Doomguy back and he can get rid of Tirek, along with his minions. It's so simple, she can't believe she didn't think of it at first. So it’s decided to summon him here and do what he does best.
Rip and Tear.
Princess Celestia’s horn glowed a yellow aura as she closed her eyes and focused on the summoning spell. Sweat burrowed on her brow as she concentrated and worked to bring the demon-slayer to their realm. And, after a minute of summoning him, he appeared.
Doomguy glanced around at his new, but familiar surroundings. In his right hand was a bundle of guts from a measly imp, and his left was his trusty super-shotgun. He turned to Celestia and back to the guts in his hand until he ditched them on the table.
“Thank goodness you're here, we need your help. There's an army of demons threatening to completely destroy Equestria. We need you to take care of that.” Princess Luna explained to the marine, who in response, gave a thumbs-up to the princess before walking out of the castle to go do his job.
“Hopefully this will all blow over soon.” Princess Cadence muttered before sitting down on her haunches, rubbing her forehead with her hoof. Princess Twilight just gazed at the direction the marine went, in deep thought.
She remembers him from when was summoned here to deal with Discord, an event that transpired over three years ago. He only pummeled him, she would hate to see what he can do when actually fighting. Hopefully he can hold his own against Tirek and the demons.
He’ll have to be lucky to be able to defeat them all. Tirek plus a hundred demons? He doesn't look like much, honestly, and Twilight found herself wondering why the Princess summoned him and placed so much trust in him.
But, as time soon will tell, Twilight was proven wrong. So horribly, terribly, wrong. She doesn't know that demon-slaying is his favorite.
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“You think you can defeat me?! Haha, you petulant fool! You will be quickly defeated by my army of demons!” Tirek shouted at the marine, who stood in front of the gigantic centaur. Doomguy loaded his super-shotgun and waited.
“ATTACK!”
Swarms of demonic beings rushed past the massive hooves of Tirek as the centaur cackled and backed up behind the army of demons, who were letting go blood-curdling screams as they charged the marine.
The marine ran forward, stomping his head on top of demonic pony, crushing its head, pieces of brain matter flying everywhere in the air. He used the crushed pony as a stepping stone as he launched himself forward, firing off shots, demon’s heads exploding at contact from the bullets.
Heads popped as Doomguy jumped around, shooting down every demon in his sight, eventually landing on a high rock. Down below him was at least eighty demons, all clawing the rock in hopes of reaching the marine. He went to shoot when his gun clicked, and he didn't bring any ammo with him. So, he threw the gun as hard as he possibly could, it smashing against a demon’s cranium, caving it in deep.
Yanking the chainsaw off of his back, he pulled the chain and it revved up, the sound of it running competing against the possessed demons’ screams and moans. He stared down as he backed up some before breaking into full-on sprint off of the rock, straight into the crowd of demons.
The chainsaw’s blade sawed straight through the body of demonic pony, its head and body splitting in half, revealing its brain, muscles, bones, and more importantly, its guts. He grabbed the large intestine and pulled it out, a sickening wet sound filling his ears as it finally gave way and left the corpse.
Holding the large intestine in his left hand, he wrapped it around his palm and used it as whip, swinging it around with all his strength, heads and blood flying as he decapitated multiple demons at once, their heads lying on the ground in a puddle of blood.
When he was satisfied with the large intestine, he grabbed a nearby minotaur demon and strangled it to death with it, before gripping both of its horns and breaking them off, using them as knives as he stabbed demons everywhere in the body, he was a flurry of fury.
He grabbed a demonic pony by the hind legs and pulled them in the opposite direction, ripping it in half with his pure strength, a pile of guts and blood falling to the ground below him. Quickly grabbing the rib cage, he broke a few of the bones off to make them protrude inside.
Grabbing a demon, he shoved the deadly rib cage ontop of its head, the jagged bones piercing its head and killing it immediately, its limp body dropping to the ground. Ripping off one of its hooves, he used it as a makeshift baseball bat, beating demons to with it.
As he was about to be done with the hoof, he yanked a demon’s mouth open and pushed it down its throat, to the point where it choked to death. He snapped the horn off its head and penetrated a nearby pony’s anus with it, it ripping it apart before yanking the tail off and suffocating the pony to death with it.
By now, his suit was completely drenched in blood and guts, the green exterior covered to the point where you can barely make it out. Getting back to the action, he chopped a demon’s head off at the neck, throwing it at another before smashing its head in.
An hour passed and now lying on the ground was every single demon, dismembered and brutally destroyed in the worst ways, and standing atop their bodies was the demon-slayer, Doomguy.
“I-Impossible! Well, you'll have no chance against me, I’m immortal! I’m Tirek, destroyer of Equestria, stealer of magic!” The large centaur laughed at the small marine, underestimating his skill. Doomguy quickly closed the distance between them and swiftly cut across the centaur’s hoof, cutting off halfway.
“Raaaagh!” Tirek screamed as he fell down onto his stomach, attempting to regain his balance. But, the marine took advantage of it and ran up the length of his body to his head, where the centaur’s horns are. Gripping both of them tightly with his hands, he grunted as he broke both of them off at the base, the centaur’s scream filling his ears as he jumped up plunged and the two horns into the centaur’s eyes, a copious amount of blood pouring in between the eyes and the horns.
Doomguy pulled the chainsaw off of his back and got to work…
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Princess Celestia glanced at the doorway for the fifteenth time that hour, wondering when her friend would return and tell her that Tirek is destroyed, along with the army of demons. But, her patience was rewarded when she saw him walk through the double doors, soaked in blood and… Ugh, guts.
“Well…? Is it done?” She inquired quietly, staring at the space-marine, awaiting an answer. Instead of speaking to her, as always, he pushed both of the double doors open and revealed Tirek’s rotten head. Well, that answers her question.
He walked up to her and held his hand out in a fist. She went to give him a fist-bump like last time, but instead he gave her a hand-shake and he walked away into a portal, leaving the four princesses behind with a dismembered Tirek head.
“I-Is he g-gone?” Discord muttered, hiding behind the royal throne, a black eye-patch covering his right eye.
The End…?
The Battle Of The Queen And The Demon Slayer, Part I
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Rip And Tear: Demonic Intervention
The Battle Of The Queen And The Demon Slayer, Part I
Author's Note
First bonus chapter. Enjoy!
The Battle Of The Queen And The Demon Slayer, Part I
Rain clashed against the marine’s armor, his Praetor Suit protecting him physical damage and the inclement weather alike. He raised his head to glance at a flash of thunder, his visor reflecting the strike. The soldier breathed heavily before standing up, the wind whipping at him. A small squad of royal guards, adorned with golden armor and a myriad of different weapons, all of them inferior to Doomguy’s arsenal of advanced weaponry, including his chainsaw, shotgun, and the B.F.G. In his gauntleted hands was the shotgun, fully loaded and ready to fire. The rest of his weapons lay on his back.
All around him was a blur of battle, the sounds of screaming, explosions, and thunder reverberated inside of his helmet as the chariot he was riding in on neared the grandiose palace, Canterlot Castle. Inside was the two princesses, Princess Luna and Princess Celestia. They allowed him to fight and kill demons in Tartarus in exchange for his occasional assistance in dealing with matters of security and war; this was one of those times, unfortunately for the ponies, while being fortunate for the demon-slayer.
As the pegasi leading the chariot guided them to the castle, a swarm of pitch-black ponies dashed into the proximity and whisked the two stallions away, leaving Doomguy and the squad of guards to start plummeting into to the side of Canterlot Castle. While the guards began panicking, clutching onto to the sides as they awaited their impending doom, the marine stepped onto to the side and with perfect timing, walked onto the landing zone as the chariot full of guards crashed into the castle. Grunting, the marine continued walking, ignoring the bloodcurdling screams of the ponies that were just sitting next to him.
The sound of his footsteps echoed in the large, expansive hallway as he traipsed down the length of it. Turning his head, he caught a glimpse of the thunder as it struck the garden, more specifically a certain statue holding a certain spirit of chaos. The stone crumbled away and clattered to the ground, leaving a scattered mess of pieces of Discord. Doomguy suppressed the urge to smirk as he glided his eyes away, focusing on the passage in front of him.
The marine ceased walking as he picked up a faint sound, akin to the buzzing of a fly. Sensing the presence of the changelings, he got into a battle stance as the sound amplified and multipled, the sound growing closer with each passing second. For a split second, it was complete silence. With the flash of thunder, it illuminated the hall and revealed the dozens of changelings hiding in the shadows. Doomguy didn't hesitate for a second as he fired a shot at the first one he saw, blowing its head apart. Chunks of black and red flesh, sickly green blood, splintered bone, and oozing brain matter splattered against the decorated wall behind the fallen creature.
A cacophony of hisses resounded in the artery of the castle as they all charged the demon-slayer at once, forming the appearance of a large swarm of flies gathering around a discarded carcass. The soldier let out a mere grunt as he cocked the shotgun, ejecting an empty shell as he fired once more, the flash of the muzzle adding to the thunder’s bright strike, lighting up the area as another changeling fell, its hooves dangling by a thin strand of flesh. The soldier punched the wounded changeling’s hooves, dismembering three of its hooves. With a final swing, Doomguy caved the changeling’s head in, sage green blood clinging to his fist as he cocked his gun again.
The soldier continued this pattern until three changelings leaped onto him, desperately attempting to sink their sharp and poisonous fangs inside of him. But, to their horror, when they went to bite him, their teeth splintered and broke, revealing the nerves inside of them. Doomguy whipped his arm around and snatched a changeling off of his back, holding it up by its horn. He then shoved his thick thumb into the nerves inside of the beast's maw, forcing the changeling to let out an ear-piercing screech. Discarding his now empty shotgun, the marine grabbed ahold of its jaw and with a single motion, tugged it downwards until it disconnected and flopped to the ground with a bloody thud.
He chucked the changeling to the side as he pulled out the B.F.G. off of his back, knocking off the insect-pony hanging on. Doomguy brought it to the front of him, and without waiting another second, he fired the gargantuan weapon. The weapon ejected a halestorm of projectiles, exterminating the bugs who stood in the weapon’s way. What was once dozens of changelings, there was now only a few left. Lowering his weapon, he walked past the fallen creatures and stepped over one, the wounded beast letting out a hiss of discomfort as the marine left the scene, seeking the princesses.
Finally, the demon-slayer reached the throne room and he pushed the doors open, revealing… Nothing. He grunted before he turned away, walking away to check one more location. He jogged at a brisk pace, his weapon clanking against his stomach as he traveled up a flight of stairs until he reached a long, wide area. It was decorated finely, and had several pews scattered around the room. Doomguy stepped forward as he took notice of all the ponies cowering in fear, as well as a few select ponies he remembers from when he dealt with Discord… The Mane Six. There was also a white stallion with a blue mane, his eyes glazed over as a pink pony with both wings and a horn tried to talk to him.
The soldier approached slowly as he saw Princess Celestia on the floor, her eyes closed and her breathing slow. Lying on the ground next to her was her golden crown, which once laid on her head so brilliantly. But, none of this caught the marine's attention, no. It was the large, black changeling that kept droning on and on about love, and emotions. She stopped talking to take notice of the demon-slayer, and she grinned sadistically, showing off her polished, white fangs. She turned away from the ponies on stage and faced the demon-slayer, her horn beginning to glow a sickly green as the windows in the room shattered, a wave of screeches reverberating inside of the room, causing the crowd of ponies to cover their ears.
A bright flash of thunder illuminated the marine's armor as he dropped his weapon to the ground, the weight of it clanking against the floor, sending out a loud boom. Lightning reflected off of his blood-stained visor as he cracked his knuckles menacingly, and rolled his neck around, causing his neck to let out a sickening crack. Doomguy flexed his fingers out at his side as the large changeling strutted towards him, her eyes beginning to glow a dark green as cracks started to form in the ceiling, allowing the onslaught of rain to seep in. Changelings crawled their way through the holes and made their way down the wall, surrounding the ponies and the soldier alike.
“I’m Queen Chrysalis, and you shall bow down to me.”