Equestrian Debauchery!

FUCK IT I QUIT! I have been working on this chapter for god knows how long but im out of ideas and want to move on...........Someone throw me a bone. Sorry but I have to put this out unfinished or it will never come out.

"So how are you feeling?" Twilight asks from the couch she is on.

        "Well my lungs hurt a bit but other than that I feel good."

Twilight smiles and claps her hooves . "Okay then lets get started. Can you see color?"

        "I don't know is Fluttershy yellow?" You reply sarcastically.

        "Cannot see in color...," she mumbles, your sarcasm appearing to go over her head.

        "Stop. Just stop," you facepalm. "I can see in color. that was just my natural response to stupidity."

        "Has natural response to stupidity called sarcasm..."

        "Hey, look I was-" you stop talking as you realize she is shaking with laughter. "Okay wise ass, you win this round. But the war is not soon over!"

        The questions and back and forth quips go on for hours, but little did you know things were mixing up in Twilights mind.

        "Hey, where is your bathroom?"

        "Down the hall and to the left."

        As you walk out of the room Twilight smiles deviously......

        "Whew, man I had to piss like crazy,. I think I flooded the sewer systems." As you walk back into the room you are seized by purple magic."Whoa, dude what the fuck? Put me down!"

        The lavender mare giggles at your sudden discomfort and shakes her head. "Sorry, but there is something that I have to see." The light surrounding her horn increases in intensity and you feel a wave of magic pass through you, leaving you feeling like your insides were replaced with ice.

        "Ah~! Cold cold!" Goose bumps appear on your skin and you begin to shiver violently. The charm around your neck rattles and you sneeze violently, startling the purple mare.

        "Oh, are you okay? I didn't think that would happen," she says with regret as she sets your freezing form onto the floor. "That is just a little side effect, it will go away."

        True to her words the chill slowly faded, but left you feeling a bit ill. Shaking your head at the nauseated feeling in the depths of your being you stretch out languidly on the floor and stare up at her purple eyes. "You want to know something funny? Where I'm from I was so alone, emotionally and physically. I couldn't relate to anyone, not even my family so I shut myself away. I wasn't long from committing suicide." You smile at the horrified little gasp that came from the lavender pony.

        "I was a loner, but here," you laugh a bit harder. "Here I can be free, I can converse with everyone so easily, I can understand how all of you act, and more importantly I have not one but two lovers." You smile wildly and jump up into a sitting position. "Not only that, but I'm sexy! For once in my life females are looking at me with  lusty eyes instead of the other way around. I don't care that you are all ponies I just love to be lusted after."

        As you say this you feel tears beginning to run down your face. "I have never been more accepted.......or more alone." You suddenly fall backwards, all of your strength gone. "What happened to land me here? Here I am, all my dreams coming true, well a bit off in regards to species but still my dreams nonetheless. And yet I strangely feel alone and hollow. I feel as if someone took something important from be but I cant remember what." You sigh heavily and wipe the tears off your face with a quick gesture and  look towards Twilight. "C-can I come back later? I need a bit of time...." She nods, and you leave her house with a watery smile and a promise to return soon.

        Standing out in the late afternoon sun you feel as though a  nap would settle you down, so you head towards the home of your second lover. By the time you got to the home your head was pounding, a sure sign that you were about to have a severe migraine in a few moments. Inhaling deeply you gently knock on the door. "Lyra, you home?"

        A few seconds later a muffled "Hugh!"  rang throughout the building and you hear the loud clopping of her running towards the door. Almost the same moment the door opens and you are knocked over by the ecstatic mint green pony.

        "Oh, I thought you were mad at me," you teases, lightly running a hand through her mane. She pushes her head against your head harder and scoffs.

        "I was, and I still am, but those......mmmm, hands are so good." Her voice hitched as your fingers dug into a particularly pleasurable spot nest to her ear. She smiles lazily, one gold orb staring at you through a heavy lid. "B-but why are you here?" She suddenly pulled away, narrowing her eyes.

        "Well, i was at Twilights but I started to feel a bit off and I cant sleep there, God knows what she would try.....So can I take a nap here? I really need one. Again." You have no idea what time it is, all your senses have slowly begun to shut down due to the emotional outburst. You open your mouth to resume speaking but you find there is no energy left in you. Your head thumps onto the ground painfully and you pass into the void that is unconsciousness.

AN:

I know its been a month and all there is is a shitty chapter. I fucking hate it too. But no worries now things will progress more, I have a few ideas and such. once again, sorry for the shitty chapter but I was never going to be satisfied with it so I needed toput out what was done so I could move forward.