Equestrian Debauchery!

"Dont listen to what your fillyfriend says, she reads those magazines. I bet they said you failed the test you dont have what she needs." Lyras lips carress your ear gently as she spoke. "I'll slither like a viper and get you by the neck..... I know a thousand ways to help you forget about her." her voice was quiet and husky. "That bitch can eat her heart out, cause love bites, and so do I." You feel Her flat teeth gently nip at your neck as she sits in your lap gently gyrating, and through your thin pants you can feel the softness of her lips and the moisture that gathered there.

Groaning you wrap your arm around her and pull her closer, and begin to nibble on her ears. "You're such a tease Lyra...... A sexy little tease." She lets out a sound, halfway between a giggle and a moan as your fingers tickle her side and your mouth finds a rather sensitive spot where her ear meets her skull. "Well, two can play at that game....' Before she can protest you flip your positions so that she is lying on her back against the couch.

"S-so what are you going to do to me?" Her voice shivered with lust, anticipation ad a bit of fear.

"Well I could do this," you say as you drag your hand down her chest, diggin your nails in slightly making her moan. "Or maybe this." You bring your lips to her neck and begin to nibble along her throat while you reach down and gently cup her marehood, causing her to shudder slightly and bite her lip.

"Oh goddesses that feels amazing... I love how tha fe-AH~" her word is cut out as you push on her genitalia a bit harder. She smiles and hooks a forehoof around your neck and pulls you into a slow kiss. "I want to feel you inside of me", she mumbles against your lips without breaking the kiss.

You pull back and shake your head. "Nope, no sex for you just yet, I'm not done having my fun!" she opens her mouth in protest but stops when  she sees your eyes flashing. "Theres a good girl," you say gently carressing her face. "Now, tell me, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to impale you with my custard cannon," you laugh at that," or do you want me to use my mouth?"

"Your mouth! I want to feel your mouth on me...." He voice was whiny, almost shrill, but still adorable.

"Okay, I'll use my mouth then." You wink at her and sit back.. After a fewmoments she fidgets and looks at you expectantly. "Oh I'm sorry, um is there any place in particular you want my mouth?" You ask in a mischivous voice, watching her hind legs squeeze and rub together. Her eyes water as she looks at you. This is a bit mean, but she looks so damn adorable..

"I-I want you to use your mouth on my...." Her voice fades off, and her already pink tinged cheeks glow a nice  cherry red.

"On your what? Be a big girl, use your words," you taunt, waggling your eyebrows.

"O-on my marehood..." She mumbles quetly. Causing you to smile andnod.

"Well since you asked nicely..." You lower your mouth, gently planting kisses down her abdomen till you get down to her throbbing cock, which you begin to -What? Lookin down, you find your hands around a dick, not a small one, a giant floppy horse cock....

"Ahh!" Screaming you sit up violently, only to uproot yourself from Lyras couch.

"Hugh? What's wrong?" Lyra walks into the room wearing a rather slutty apron.

"Jesus....I- just-fuck man...." You sit there stunned as the scantily dressed mare sashayed to your side. "It was just a weird dream." You place your hands over your face and exhale slowly. Just a dream "Anywho, whatcha cookin?"

She smiles and magics a plate of fries into the room. "These! It's a new recipie, wanna try?" You open your mouth to say no, due to the fact that ponies tended to make most of their fries hay based, but her big golden eyes were pleading.

Confound these damn ponies, they drive me insane. You gingerly lift one up and take a bite, chewing thoughtfully. "Not bad, not bad at all," you say helping yourself to more.

Five minuets later..

"Blahargahgrg!" You empty the contents of your stomach into the toilet. "Oh god it burns even worse coming up!" You lower your face as another bout of hay and stomach acid makes it way up your esophagus...

Ten minuets later you walk out of the bathroom a changed man, well a changed man with freshly brushed teeth... You slowly amble down the hall feeling like that homeless guy with the bandanna from 'Nam, feeling as though you have seen some things man, and some stuff. But mainly you just wanted to go and lie down, because vomiting that hard made you tired. Flopping down on the couch you stretch out, only to have Lyra gently climb on you.

"Feeling better baby?" Her voice was concerned, with a bit of laughter wrapped in it.

"Yes, I guess that we know I cant eat hay fries anymore.." You say gently wrapping your arms around her.

"I geuss not. But one question Hugh..."

"What up?" You ask, gently trailing your hands through her mane.

"What hapened? What did Twilight do?" Her voice was quiet and alarmed.

"I dont kow...."