The Literal Interpretation Of "Between A Rock And A Hard Place"

by ChamomileTea

Chapter 3: Nervous Night

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-Chapter Three-

So there I sat, in bed, still puzzled about why the Cakes were going to make Maud stay at a hotel. My mind can stick with some off-color thoughts. Another one would have to be how the hell this whole day isn't a dream. I should be dead right now, not talking to technicolored horses. Maybe I shouldn't complain.

Then the door creaked open. I could see a silhouette, of who I could only presume is the same lady who wanted to stay here for this.

"Hello." Her voice filled the room. It was like music to my ears.

"Hello." I quietly replied.

I could hear her hoof stomps approach the side of my bed.

"Nice to meet you, again." She said.

"Likewise." I whispered. This is almost funny.

There's that all too familiar silence.

"I noticed that you've taken an interest in me." She said.

"I've noticed the same from you."

She gasped, as if I had just found out about her plans this whole time. Which I did.

"How did you know?"

"I'm magical." I decided to play with her. Yeah, that magic is called human common sense.

The moonlight outside lit her face up as she leaned in closer to me.

"Then we have a mutual interest in each other." She whispered. Her voice was like velvet.

"I believe we do." I replied.

Another pause.

Then, within a split second, her lips met mine. Obviously, I was shocked at first, but it was a pleasant surprise. Her tongue quickly entered my mouth, and I met it with mine. I could tell by the way of her voracious technique that she was wanting this. She hungered for me, and I hungered for her. Our tongues tenderly wrestled against each other.

I didn't even think of the thought that I'm being romantic with a pony. I honestly was attracted to her past her species. Her personality is so unique, and interesting. With the way ponies reacted with me before, I guess interspecies relationships are okay here. I couldn't say the same for back home, but horses also couldn't talk back home.

An audible smack was generated when we finally separated. That fueled my already rising erection even further. Her presence is intimidating, but that's is one of my most favorite traits in people. We stayed there, breathing lightly for a while. She stared into my eyes. Her eyes are so pretty. I could get lost in them.

"If you're really interested in me...." She said. She then turned around. Her rump hit the moonlight just like her face did, and I saw it in all it's glory. She was already dripping in anticipation. "..... show me."

My heart dropped into my gut. Now, I've never even thought of pony anatomy, so I never knew what their genitalia looked like, but her gleaming vagina looked absolutely delicious. It winked at me, as if it was beckoning me to dig into it. Which I did. I enveloped my mouth in her pussy, grabbing each sides of her flank in big handfuls. She moaned, but stifled part of it with her hoof. We can't wake anyone up, obviously.

I lifted her rear in the air, lapping away at her walls. She was surprisingly light. I guess they are as weightless as they seem in the shows. She was breathing a little harder than before. I decided to lift the rest of her onto the bed, whilst still stimulating her orally. Her fore hooves landed on the other side of the bed. It might've been a little rude to place her right in front of my pitched tent so quickly, but I needed a better position to pleasure her in. She's now basically sitting on my face. Her backside is as delicious as it seemed. She faintly tasted of honey, for some odd reason. Not complaining, clearly.

I then began to feel movement on my only piece of clothing. She was teething my underwear off. God only knows why. My member flipped back into action after she slipped my pants further down my legs. I can only imagine her face when that happened. The fresh air felt amazing on my bed snake, and so did her heavy breathing. It twitched in impatience for her services. I was also breathing heavily, waiting for her next move.

Then I felt the electricity of her mouth on my cock. I grunted in pleasure. She sucked the tip of the member into her lips, licking intently on every inch. My legs twitched from the agonizing amount of satisfaction she was giving me. I don't remember the last time someone ever did this to me. She then bobbed deeper down my shaft. With each return to the top, she reached even deeper down my rod. I felt like I was in heaven. The combination of her ass in my face and her mouth is making me reach an almost godlike feeling of ecstasy. She finally reached the base of my cock, now lightly bumping her muzzle against my crotch with each trip. Jesus Christ, I'm not going to last long at this point. I decide to return the favor by spanking her infrequently and sucking on her clit as I pleased her.

After a while, I felt her legs tense up. She's reaching the point too. I decide to raise the frequency of licks, as to help her reach her climax. This was a good idea at the time, but looking back on it, I should've thought things through a little better. Because when I did that, she just paralleled my acts with an even more intense blowjob. We were both writhing in pleasure at this point, and our climaxes were just around the corner.

"I'm going to..." I warned.

"Mmm." She responded, her voice vibrating on my shaft, tickling me even further to the point.

I couldn't hold it any longer. I was surely going to die if I did. I shot off into her mouth, and she just rested her head at the base of my cock as I shot stream after stream into her. Her hind legs went stiff as she released her juices in and onto my mouth. We both reached the tip of the iceberg at the same time. How coincidental. We both were slowly releasing tension in our bodies as we reached the end of our orgasms. She exhaled as she slid her mouth off my member, leaving a final tickle to the tip. She licked what was left of my semen off of my cock, sending electricity through me once more.

She flopped onto the bed on my side, basking in the afterglow. That was fucking amazing. I'll never have an experience like that again. We both laid on the bed, out of breath. She adjusted onto the bed to where her head was laying in the crook between my head and the front of my shoulder. We both sat there in excited silence.

"That was... immaculate." I finally said.

"Yeah." She said, between breaths.

"Thank you."

"Thank you as well. No one has taken as much interest in me as you have, Anon."

"Likewise. Boy, I'm beat."

She turned to face me, even in the darkness.

"Did you think we were done?" She said in an almost playful tone.

Dear God, this horse is trying to kill me. She climbed onto my chest.

"You can't be serious." I said, silently asking for mercy.

"I'm the most serious pony in this town. I never joke." I could see her smile in the moonlight. Her smile is perfect.

Then I felt her rub against my semi-hard cock. This lady has no mercy. I stiffen once again, as I feel her wetness slip against the tip of my 21st digit. I make eye contact with her.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" I ask her.

"You ask that question now?" She says as she quickly slips her pussy around my dick.

The wind is knocked out of me once again. Her warmth enveloped my shaft intensely. She sat at the base of my dick, grinding her hips slightly. Meanwhile, I'm quite certain I lost eyesight for a good three seconds. Once I came back to reality, I noticed that Maud was looking at me emotions with a devilish grin.

"Are you...ungh! trying to take my soul, or something?" I asked rhetorically.

"That wouldn't be fun." Maud says.

Then she lifts up, and slams down on my baby maker. The feeling of it was pure bliss. Her vagina squeezed me with such a strong grip. Had I not already released myself before, I would've done it already. Time to take some focused breaths, Anon. I grab her rear in both of my hands once again to support her.

"You feel really fucking good." I was able to squeeze out.

"Thanks." She says with no emotion.

We both silently agreed to start making some friction. As Maud slowly slid back up my cock, I felt random squeezes from her on my member. It's as if she's teasing me. Then she started going back down again. Then up. Then the frequency of pumps started raising. Her pussy is like pure electricity to me. At this point, we were creating so much friction that it was audible. The wetness mixed with the hardness of the fucking created a very sloppy, erotic noise.

"This feels really good." She said, still with no noticeable enthusiasm.

I figured it was a good time to kiss her, so we did. Our tongues were trembling. There was so much stimulation going on between the two of us. I started thrusting back into her. Maud had to break our kiss so that she could breathe properly. My climax was building up yet again. Before I could release, I made a strategic change.

"H-how about we switch it up?" I said weakly.

She stopped slamming into me, and I slid out of her. My dick was absolutely covered in juices. I put my hands at both of her sides, and guided her to where she was laying on the bed.

"Like this?" She spread each leg to either side, hooves in the air. She smirked. Maud was teasing me. Correction, this is the most emotion I've seen from her.

Her marehood looked good enough for another taste, but I wanted to do something else. Another time, my juicy friend. I made eye contact with her once I prodded my cock against her lower lips. I leaned in to kiss her, passionately, as I slid into her once more. She sucked on my bottom lip when we broke our kiss, and that influenced me to start creating some friction. She licked at my mouth in an excited attempt to show her love as I pumped into her. I closed my eyes to focus on not exploding in her. I felt her hoof as she started to rub her clit parallel to my thrusts. I increased pace as I started to build up my climax.

"I'm.... going to...." I stated.

"Likewise." She said. Still to this day one of the weirdest things I've heard during sex, honestly.

I thrusted with all of my remaining might, and she squeezed around my cock with enough intensity to break an egg. At least, that's what it felt like. I bottomed out in her as I released my load. She covered my crotch in juices as we shared another cooperative moment of climax. I pulled out of her, and leaned back on my knees. Maud then responded to this action by rolling onto her belly facing me, so that she would clean my dick off orally.

"You're amazing." I say, shivering at the feeling of her mouth. "Do you want me to...uh... help you as well?"

She shook her head. What the girl she is. She lapped up what remained of our love juices, and laid on the bed. She beckoned to me with her hoof. I corresponded, laying next to her in the spooning position. I put one arm under her, and caressed her face with it. I used the other to rub her belly.

"Thank you, again." I said.

"Thank you, too. I needed that." She replied.

A thought popped into my head. "Not meaning to be out of nowhere when I say this, but what attracted you to me, a human?"

She thought for a second. "You seemed happy. Full of life. That's what I like to see in most people."

"Hmm."

"What did you see in me, a reclusive pony whose only interest is rocks?"

"Well, you don't only like rocks. You like classical music."

I could feel her smile in my hand. "You're a nice person, Anon."

"You're also a nice person, Maud."

I then I felt a tear touch my hand.

"Maud?" I turned her around. She had lost her smile.

"Maud, what's wrong?"

"I missed this. The snuggling. The love." She says.

I teared up. I know that feeling. "Well, the love is here now, so there's no need to cry."

She sniffled, but I could see that her smile returned. I kissed the tears off of her face.

"Did you want to hear what I saw in you?" I said softly.

"Yes." She choked out.

I took a deep breath as I recollected my thoughts. "Well, the first thing I saw on you that caught my eye was your eyes. I could get lost in them all day."

Her eyebrows raised as she smiled.

"Secondly, I love your presence in a room full of people. You give this silent feeling that you have full control of the situation, and I think it's very interesting."

She teared up again. This time in happiness, rather than the opposite.

"And, finally, I think it's cute the way you try to hide your emotions from me. It makes me want to chase you even mo-"

She interrupted my statement with a kiss. It shocked me, like the first time she kissed me. I met her kiss. Our tongues met; not to wrestle, but to feel each other. I brushed through her smooth hair with my hand. She's the girl I've been missing my whole life. Maud nuzzled into my neck after we broke our kiss.

"I love you." She told me.

"I love you too." I replied.

Acquaintances to lovers in mere hours. It's uncouth how this world works, but I love it. We fell asleep in each others arms.

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Author's Note

I apologize in advance if you're not into sexual fanfiction.

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