-Chapter Four-

The following morning was perfect. The sunlight slid into the room at the right angle. Enough brightness to wake us, but not too much to where it was annoying. I woke up first. Maud looked so cute when she was sleeping. She looked almost like a cat. I kissed her on the forehead.

Our relationship escalated fairly quickly. I mean, how many relationships go from telling each other that you have a mutual interest, to having sex a minute later? Excluding American relationships, anyways. Maybe ponies perceive relationships differently. Who knows?

Then, the door opened.

"Good morning, sleepyhead!" Pinkie sang as she busted in the room. Then she saw Maud. "...Maud?"

Maud had woken up by this time, and lifted her head to see her sister. Pinkie then held a half-angry, half-sad face.

"Darnit, Maud! I wanted him!" she whined.

WHAT?

"What?" I exclaimed.

Pinkie sighed, and looked at me. "Everybody's been wanting you since we met you, Anon. You've got a nice butt."

I blushed. I honestly didn't know that. I guess I was putting all of my attention into Maud. Do I really have a nice butt?

"Why is everyone here so... sexual?" I complained, almost.

"What, does our TV show not tell you that?" She said slyly. She winked.

Gosh darn Pinkie. Breaking the rules of physics and all that jazz.

"Sorry, Pinkie. I didn't know." Maud said.

"Baloney you didn't know! I told you everything I wanted to do with him!" Pinkie said in rebuttal.

Maud smirked, and Pinkie blushed. I laughed a little bit.

"I didn't say you couldn't do anything with him." Maud said, almost erotically. Now I was the one who was blushing. They both looked at me seductively.

"How does that sound, Nonny?" Pinkie said. I shivered.

"I'll take a rain check for now." I answered meekly. I just fell in love with someone. I'll feel like a turd, even if Maud is fine with it.

Pinkie pouted. "Okay. Anyways, breakfast is ready." She pointed down the stairs.

"Cool." Maud said, hopping out of bed. I slowly followed behind her. Maud was already downstairs when I was passing Pinkie.

But Pinkie didn't let me pass. Instead, she slammed me against the wall, and jammed her muzzle in my clothed crotch. She was smelling me. I was too shocked too react instantly, but I let it happen. She lifted her head off my crotch with an audible "Mmmm..." following her. This was straight up sexual harassment.

"You two must've had a bunch of fun last night." She said.

"Pinkie...." I said.

"Come on. You want this." She said as she pulled at my waist band.

"Pinkie. No. I'm with Maud." I whispered hastily.

She sighed and pulled away from me. "Okay. I'm just saying, the opportunity is there, if you want it."

"I'll make sure to let you know when I do." I said, in a scrutinizing tone.

She walked down the stairs, making sure to let me get a good view of her backside. Not gonna lie, It was nice, but for right now, Maud is my thing. No one else needs to be involved yet. Also, Pinkemena Pie almost literally raped me! Well, probably. I don't know what rape is, half the time. Darn you, social justice workers! Are gender roles swapped here, or something? Not that I'm complaining, but it is kind've frightening to think that mares are the ones that are more aggressive in relationships. I guess I'll just have to get used to it.

I caught the smell of pancakes as I stepped down the stairs. I saw the blueberry pancakes as I met Maud at the counter.

"Have you ever had Pinkie's pancakes?"

"Nope. Just popped into existence yesterday, actually."

She smiled. "They're good."

Pinkie came out of the kitchen, carrying our plates on her back. "Rations for the hungry troops!" She said.

She whipped the plates onto the counter with amazing accuracy. It scared me at first, but then I remembered that I'm in a world where physics doesn't partially apply. Maud dug into hers instantly. I took a piece in a fork, which I still don't understand how ponies know how to hold, and raised it to my mouth. When I noticed Pinkie was intently watching me, I stopped.

"Something up, Pinkie?" I asked.

"Oh no, I'm just excited see you take a bite of one of my best dishes." She replied.

I eyed her suspiciously, and took a bite. It tasted fine at first, but I tasted another flavor that was recently too familiar to ignore. I frowned at her in disdain. She added her own little personal "ingredient" to my dish. I put the fork down, and wiped my mouth.

"Do you not like them?" Maud asked.

"Oh no, they're good. I'm just not hungry at the moment." I answered.

I pushed the plate to Pinkie. "Here, you can have them."

"Are you sure, Nonny?" She said. That's doesn't have the effect that it had before.

I cocked my head at her. She knows what she's doing. I took a deep breath.

"Yeah. I'm sure." I responded, trying to keep composure. I didn't want to start any drama on my first full day here.

When Maud finished her pancakes, we decided to head out.

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"So, where to?" I asked.

Maud put a hoof to her chin, and silently thought to herself.

"You've certainly put a little emotion into what you're doing now." I interrupted her thoughts.

She heard me, and blushed. "Yeah, something just changed. I don't know what it was"

I smirked. She was obviously joking. "How about we go to Twilight's? I might have something to do, legal-wise."

Maud nodded in affirmation.

"Then off we shall go." I said, picking her up onto my shoulders.

And we went walking through Ponyville. About a minute into the walk, I realized something.

"I have no idea where we're going." I said.

"You walked enough to the point where I don't, either." She replied.

I looked around. There was no pony to be spotted in each direction. Either they were in their houses, or they were somewhere else. This gave me a sinister idea. I walked down an alleyway.

"Where are we going?" Maud asked.

"I think the real question is..." I moved her around to where her crotch was in my face, leaning her against one of the walls. "... what are we going to do in the alleyway?"

"Wah!" Maud gasped. Perfect. "Are you sure you want to do that here?"

"Are you sure you want to do this, as well?" I countered her question.

She looked at me, blushing. "Yeah, I do."

I smiled. "If that's true," I lapped at her clit, making her jump. "Then we're in good company."

She pulled her frock over my head. She might've just meant to hide me, but it also doubled as a tool of pleasure for me. Her musk was caught under, so I could smell everything. This only made her more appetizing. I licked around the edges of her marehood, and felt her shudder at my touch. Touching heaven, once again.

At least at the moment.

"Hello there, you two." I heard a familiar voice, which could only hold claim to once certain pony. I froze. "Do you mind telling me what you both are doing here?"

I slowly placed Maud on the ground, and turned around stiffly. It was the one and only Princess Celestia.

"I-I...w-well... we were..." I stuttered.

"We were getting our rocks off, your highness." Maud answered. Princess Celestia looked sternly at her, but Maud never changed face. Part of me wanted to laugh, because that was a good pun, but part of me also didn't want to die.

"Breaking the law within the first day, Anon?" Princess Celestia said.

I looked down at the ground,

"How very.... naughty of you." She continued. At that time, I noticed a light wet stain on the ground between Princess Celestia's legs.

"Are you serious? Is anybody in this town pure?" I exclaimed.

She bites her lip. "Nope. I would know. Now, there's only one way you two are getting out of here scot-free."

"And how is that?" I asked, only expecting what comes next.

And what I expected, happened. She turned around, and lifted her tail. "Pleasure me." She ordered.

"Come on, Princess. Have some decency." I said.

"Oh, you don't have to worry about decency. I've put a decoy wall at each side." She said. "Now start licking."

-MEANWHILE-

Rainbow Dash was flying through the air at maximum speed. She also would fly through tight areas to test her agility. She dove into the town of Ponyville, zipping through alleyways haphazardly. As she turned a corner, she flew straight into Princess Celestia's decoy wall, full force. Thank god this is just a cartoon.

-BACK TO THE ACTION-

"And if I refuse?" I questioned.

"You'll be imprisoned forever, doing this for the rest of your life." Princess Celestia said coldly.

She makes a good point. I turned to Maud.

"Are you sure you're fine with this?" I asked.

"This is a life or metaphorical death situation, Anon. I'd choose life any day." Maud replied.

I took in another deep breath. "Just this once, right Princess?" I questioned for confirmation.

"Sure. Just get over here and eat me out. I haven't done anything like this in ages." She answered quickly, adjusting her hind legs. This made her ass wiggle dynamically. The ass was fat, so to speak.

I sighed, and moved to kneel before her posterior. Her marehood smelled nice, at least. She keeps it well maintained. I grasped both of her enormous cheeks in my hand. At the touch, Celestia jumps, and her marehood winks multiple times. She really hasn't done this in a while. I give her a teasing spank.

"Oh!" She moaned.

I finally give her vagina a long lick, up and down the outer walls. She coos. What a perv. I suck on her winking clit, trying to get this over with.

"Uh-uh-uh...." The Princess denied. Then, I feel an unearthly force pull my head back. This must be her magic. She then shoves my face straight into her pussy.

"Mmmm..." She hums. I lap at her inner walls. She tastes good. Her marehood has a citrus-like flavor. Taste the power of the sun, I guess. I spank her again, and I feel her wink on my bottom lip. I lap at it for the split second that it's shown. She shivers in delight, and I feel her pussy clenching.

"Already firing off?" I ask.

"Not yet." She says as she lifts me off my knees and stands me up. "Enter me."

I look back at Maud and mouth the words "I'm sorry.", only to find that she's been pleasuring herself the whole time. What the fuck is up with this world? At this moment, I thought I heard a light thunk on one of the invisible walls.

I drop my pants, and prod my three-quarters erect baby maker at the Princess's entrance. I couldn't even prepare myself, because she slammed down on my cock before I could react.

"Hng! Okay!" I say involuntarily.

She starts slamming herself on my member without any support from me, except for my hands on her ass. I decide to utilize those hands by spanking her. A day ago, I was trying to commit suicide. The next day, I am railing a horse of royalty in an alleyway. It's cool how fanfiction works. My climax was coming on fast. I had to act quick. I pushed Celestia's back down, so that I could get leverage.

"This will help." I tell her.

"I don't care! Just fuck me!" She said desperately.

This bitch is crazy. Anyways, I stand on my toes to angle myself better. It'll hurt later on, but it'll also get this over with quicker, hopefully. Once I'm set and I've regained my sexual stamina, I start slamming into her, making a discernable slap noise with every impact. Celestia moaned excitably. I knew this would work. Her winking was getting fairly frequent, and I felt more pressure around my cock, so I believe she's getting close. She started to pant almost like a dog. This only fuels the dong. I slam into her even faster, and I feel her legs start to tense up. I spank her ass intensely, and that sends her over the edge. She raised her ass so high, that she lifted me off the ground. That scared the shit, or, most accurately, the jizz out of me. I had to moan as I released into her tight pussy. Once I was done, I fell off of her onto the ground. Celestia was still cumming, the juices landing just inches away from me. Once she was done, she shivered all over.

"Woo! I needed that!" She exclaimed, standing up gallantly. She looked over at me, and then my member. "...Somebody's going to need to clean that."

Both Maud and Celestia walked next to my hips. They both looked at me.

"Or.... somebodies..." Maud said.

I raise my arms in defeat. They both laid down opposite of each other, and started cleaning off my dick the old fashioned way. My toes curled in agonizing ecstasy. Up and down they went, stimulating my member with their mouths. Some remaining love juice came out of me, and this prompted the Princess to suckle on my tip.

"Jesus, fuck...." I said as I laid back.

Once they finished off everything, they both met with their lips, as to swap juices. This Equestria is hella kinkier than the one Hasbro made it out to be.

Celestia stood up. "Thank you, Anon." she said.

"Don't mention it." I said sarcastically, "Especially since I barely had a choice."

"Oh, come off it, Anon! You know you liked it."

I shrugged in agreement. "You do have a bomb ass pussy." I said, "But not as good as my love's"

I patted Maud on the butt. Celestia let out a light chuckle.

"Well, I believe it's only fitting that I give you something in compensation." Princess Celestia declared.

"What?" I asked, confused.

She then poofed a key ring into life, and tossed them at my side. "There. That should cover it."

I picked them up. "What are these?" I asked.

"Keys to your new house." She said bluntly.

I blinked. Multiple times. "Are you taking a piss?"

She shook her head. "I know where the line is on public indecency, Anon."

"No, you don't!" Me and Maud exclaimed almost at the same time.

Celestia laughed. "You two seem perfect for each other. Which is why I want you to stay here, Anon. Do you want to stay with us, here in Equestria?"

It didn't take me long to think. "Hell yeah, I do!"

And so I did. I've never looked back and regretted making my decision. I'm with a bunch of people who love me, and I love them. I wouldn't have it any other way. I wouldn't trade this life for anything, ever.

Author's Note

And, the end. Did I do good, guys? You're free to let me know in the comments section. Any outside criticism is welcome.