So, where to begin? I mean, seriously, where should I begin? I could say that it all started with Little Red, when she blew the one I loved most into the harsh winds of the sky. Or I could say that it began with Cinder Fall, when she killed my entire gang of criminals just to get me to work for her. But who am I kidding? I should begin with the end- the moment I died. And somehow, I ended up unscathed in another world filled with multicolored ponies. Sadly, I don't think that this is a good place for a criminal mastermind such as I- Roman Torchwick.