The cake triangle

Pinkie was a strange pony. A pony strange enough to let someone she likes know that she likes them by throwing some confetti in their face, and singing a song about her attraction to them. Which by the way is indecipherable, because, come on, it's Pinkie Pie! And this is what Rainbow had to go through, as she stood stock still, frozen in shock as Pinkie did just that. Bouncing around, talking faster than Rainbow could do a sonic rainboom. And that was very amazing, yet slightly frustrating. Rainbow zoned out in sheer unbelievableness until Pinkie was all of a sudden waving her hoof in front of her face, and screaming about sugar induced comas. Rainbow grabbed Pinkie's hoof out of pure annoyance, and smacked it on the ground. Rainbow did not have time for this. She had to get to Fluttershy's cottage to help her with some animal stuff. And so Pinkie raised her hoof, unfazed like Rainbow knew she'd be, asking Rainbow the one question she'd wanted to ask her for a really long time! "Rainbow will you go on a date with me? I promise it'll be totally super fun!" Except, she says it fast, and Rainbow is still half asleep. So this is what Rainbow hears. "Rainbow will you move a crate with me? I promise there will be a gun!" And as Rainbow is still asleep and just wants Pinkie to stop talking, she nods her head and agrees. "Yah!", Pinkie cheers. "Meet me at Sugarcube corner at 3:00 o'clock today? I promise you won't regret it! I will make it worth it! Because you're worth it! You're so awesome, and pretty! And I promise it will be totally fun!"
Except here's what Rainbow Dash hears...
"Meet me at Sugarcube corner at three o'clock today? I promise there will be no bets made on the crickets. I promise I will make it birth it! Because you're worth it! You're so done and witty! And I promise there will be guns!" Rainbow just nods again. She is to tired to fully comprehend what she is agreeing to. Or even what she thinks she's agreeing to. Because Rainbow Dash is sleepy. And that is why these things happen.