NERF, or: Twilight Sparkle's Struggle To Understand Foam Violence

by Gideon020
A new law-enforcement weapon piques Twilight's interest. Mostly because she has no idea how it's so effective.

It started in the distant, rough and tumble Griffin mining town of Shady Sands, infamous for being a town where just saying the wrong greeting could start a fight and not a day went by where a building didn't get wrecked by some wild brawl in the saloon.

Then the Sheriff came to town and started a revolution that swept across the Griffin Kingdoms.

Now, Twilight Sparkle is facing a strangely worthy test of her intellect and skill as a scholar as the Sheriff's strange weapons are now being considered for usage by the Royal Guard for law enforcement duties and Princess Celestia wants her faithful student to answer one rather difficult question.

How can simple foam darts fly truer than any arrow or spell, penetrate magical shields and armour, knock an adult pony out cold, level buildings and yet not leave a bruise on a foal?

The journey to find out the answer will be long, painful, and full of foam.

Set somewhere in Season Six. Definitely after Five.

Teen
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Adventure
Human
 
MOSG

7366 words: Estimated 37 minutes to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: The Sheriff Comes To Shady Sands 2016-06-15 10:32:24 UTC
    1033
  2. 1: A Demonstration. 2016-06-16 08:16:36 UTC
    2671
  3. 2: Enter Twilight Sparkle 2016-06-16 13:32:50 UTC
    1871
  4. 3: An Interview With An Emperor 2016-06-21 12:37:04 UTC
    1791