Not from round here

by NottaRobot

To The Rescue... Sortof ... maybe

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Author's Note

Sorry it took so long, I still getting use to writing and had to change it several times. Shout out to Hattrixn for the help and have a look at his work

also Chrysalis

and Princesses

Changeling Soldiers

And Frog monster

all pictures belong to their respected artists. I own nothing


To The Rescue... Sortof ... maybe

“This has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever done”

John groaned as he leaped over a branch, only for his leg to get caught and for himself to face plant before pushing himself off the ground kept running, his muscles screamed from overuse, lungs burning from lack of oxygen, his body covered in scratches from branches and thorns.

After another few minutes of running, Johnny stopped and panted from exhaustion “Fuck this, maybe I should head back to the castle and get help… why the fuck didn’t I do that first?” he asked as he took out his Inhaler before he heard another scream. “Oh that’s why,” he said before taking a puff as he continued to run again only to jump over a log and discover that it hid a cliff.

"WHHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT TTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!" he screamed as he fell through the trees and into the murky water hidden beneath.

As Johnny came back up to the surface and gasped for air, he saw that the lake surrounded a large muddy hill that was littered with large bones and ruined trees, but what made him pause was.....a frog, a massive frog thing, a massive Frog with arms like a gorilla, the beast was close to fifteen feet tall and made Johnny look like midget.

Its slimy skin was a tan brown with dark brown splotches here and there, puss yellow eyes watched the human with hunger all the while a deep purple crystal sat smack damn in between them, Long black barbs adorned its back like a hedgehog.

"Shit” he muttered as he ducked back under the water as the Amphibian turned it’s gaze to where he was before it turning it's gaze down to the water as Johnny swam to the edge of the island and climbed onto it so he could get a better look at the monstrosity which was when he saw that it was sitting on top of a crying female… green and black thing, sort of a mix between a horse and an insect but with a little bit of people thrown in.

“Is that the one who was screaming?” He muttered as he watched five smaller versions of the female burst free of the tree line with swords and spears.

The frog suddenly opened maw and shot it’s tongue out, spearing two, splitting one in half, ripping the head off another, sending the last into the water as the as the headless body landed near John’s position causing the Female bug horse to cry out while the beast devoured the two impaled bug horse people.

“NO!!!!!” she cried as the toad hopped into the water after the last bug.

“Okay how does one deal with that thing?” he muttered before he got an idea and opened his bag, once open he retrieved both bottles of the whiskey and moved to the dead bug and very carefully ripped parts of its top off.

“I’m sorry,” he said sadly as he opened both bottles and torn strips from the top and stuffed them into the bottles completely before pulling the now whiskey-drenched rags out as he took the dead bug’s sword and sheath and strapped it to his back.

Once strapped, he searched his bag for a lighter that he hoped he had just as he heard something come out of the water making him turn to see the Amphibian come out of the water with the bug/person hanging still alive in its mouth before it consumed it.

"Bastard!” The female sobbed just as Johnny found a lighter and tested to see it worked so he grabbed a Molotov and rose to his feet as he ignited it.

"Oi, legs!” Johnny shouted, gaining the frogs attention. As the turn to Johnny, the man hurled the firebomb at the Beast, hitting it in the face, causing glass and flames to cover its face as it roared in pain while Johnny prepared the seconded firebomb and ran forward before hurling the second flaming Molotov into the monster’s open screaming mouth.

The bottle shatter on impact with the beasts tongue and send burning whiskey down it’s throat while Johnny drew the sword and pointed it at the frog as it was roasted alive inside and out before the beast collapsed dead on the mud as it’s flesh bubbled and sizzled before he turned to the female bug woman and took in her appearance, she was covered in what looked like a black carapace like a and with a green cobweb-like hair, she had a snout like a horse only short… small with big , green cat-like eyes that looked into your soul and a long jagged horn curved from her forehead.

She had only what looked a yukata, her yukata was probably a beautiful black silk weave with pink flowers but had been reduced to a muddy torn rag that barely covered her enormous bust. She looks terrified as she glanced between Johnny and the dead frog thing.

“Hey, I’m not going to hurt you” Johnny said in an attempt to reassure her as her horn glowed for a moment before the light faded and she panted in pain which was when the man noticed that she was injured so he quickly moved to her and checked her over to discover where left wing was torn badly and her leg was pointing the wrong was at the knee causing him to wince at the sight .

“Shit,” he said before opening his bad again and looking around before pulling out some painkillers and water bottle, which he popped two free of the packet and offered them to the mare along with the water, which she looked at them confused.

"They are painkillers,” he said to her as she nodded and took the two pills and placed them in her mouth before she used the water to wash them down.

“T-thank you,” she said softly as Johnny nodded before looking around the muddy, where he saw a discarded spear, which he quickly retrieved before returning to her before removing and pocketing the head and snapping the four-foot-long stick in half.

“Okay, this is going to hurt” he said to her as her very carefully rotated her so her injured leg was in front of him before he removed his top and tore it into long strips before straightened out her leg as carefully as he could before he used the strips to tie the wood to her leg to create a makeshift splint. “There, that should help,” he said to her smiling softly as she looked at him with a confused expression.

“Why are you being so kind to me? Don’t you know who and what I am?” She asked him

“Not really, but do I need a reason to be nice ?” He asked as he removed his surprisingly dry trench coat from his bag and handed it to her. “Here, you a little exposed,” he said to her as she turned bright red and quickly took the Coat and wrapped it around her form, though it did little to hide her curves which made Johnny blush slightly.

“Thank you,” she said again softly as she rubbed her sore leg.

“No problem, now what’s your name?” he asked her as he grabbed a bunch of dry sticks and put them in a pile before opening his bag and found some paper to use as kindling.

“My name is Chrysalis… and what is your name?” she asked as she watched the man start a fire and sit next to her.

“Johnathon but you can call me Johnny,” He said to her as he offered his hand to her in friendship, which she hesitantly took.

“Nice to meet you,” She said as the man nodded to her as he extracted a pair of chocolate bars and offered them to her, which she took and quickly consumed as Johnny rested against a log.

“Best make camp, we have pretty far to go tomorrow,” He said to her as she cocked her eyebrow at him.

“We?” She asked him confused.

“Well yeah, your hurt and I'm pretty sure I'm not even on the right continent. kinda surprised we speak the same language, besides I saw a castle on my way here, so hopefully, they have someone there who can fix you up and at the very least give me directions back to home ” He explained while the mare nodded.

"First things first," the man said grimly " I'll need to burn the bodies or whats left of them."

"What!? Why!?"

" well id prefer to bury them but it's too muddy, partly to keep away anything that's looking for a free meal, but mostly I thought it'd be more respectful than leaving them letting them sink into the swamp

"Okay," Chrysalis half whispered half sobbed not looking at him as she hugged herself while the human began the grim task of collecting the remains.

"It's gonna be night soon" he muttered as he looked towards the sky only to suddenly realize....

"Shit" Johnny growled looking at the muddy water "lost my sunglasses"

Canterlot Castle Throne room

" It's no use" Celestia huffed as she broke from her trance " I can not get a clear location on it"

For the past three hours, the princess of the sun had tried to locate and identify the anomaly only to be blocked by the Everfree forest's chaotic magic, all she could get was a general area of its location and even that was over 1000 acres of trees.

"Maybe I should ask Discord for help" she pondered before wrinkling her nose " No....even if does comply, he'll either try to use it against Equestria for his own amusement or give up halfway.

"You wound me Celestia" came a pompous voice that slowly drew forth a migraine " not wound more like lightly grazing me with a blade of wet grass made of jello.......mmmmmmm jello"

"Discord" Celestia growled "how long have you been watching me"

"Somepony thinks too much of themselves, I mean really as if I didn't have better things to do than making fun of your cake obsession.

Celestia quickly scanned the room magically " Where are you?" She muttered thou it didn't escape the notice of the disembodied voice "As much as I'd like to be there in pony I'm currently spending time with my bestest buddy buddy Fluttershy, The sweet dear offered to make me dinner and I simply adore her spaghetti, but I thought I might give you a heads up on what this anomaly of yours is.

Celestia attention was now 100% Discords "You know what it is? Why didn't you tell me sooner?" She growled

"Two reasons, one I love seeing that vein in your forehead pop" chuckled the mad god resulting in another growl for the sun princess "Two I was still observing him".

"Him? Him who?" Ask Celestia worryingly

"Why the human of course, now I must be off dinners almost ready and I need to pick up some milk TTFN Tata for now" with that the throne room was plunged into death-like silence, the only sound was a heartbeat slowly getting more and more frantic.

In an instance Celestia left her throne and sprinted across the room to the doors each hoofstep leaving an imprint in the white marble floor, the hyperventilating mare cared not for the ruin throneroom floor or the stone doors she smashed through with ease, nor the ponies that had to dive out of her path as she sprinted down the hall.

"LUNA!!!!" She screamed in her Canterlot voice, shattering all the window in the palace "WAKE THE BUCK UP AND GET YOUR FAT FLANK OUT OF BED, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!

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