Diamond Tiara's parents passed away five years ago. Now, she's a fully grown mare who mourns every day. While spending her days mourning like always, an unexpected, rude guest named Garble, barges in and demands she pay her father's debt to him. He won't leave until he's satisfied, and she won't budge. He's a boy. She's a girl. You do the math.

This is a one-shot based on Anton Chekov's 1888 comedy The Boor. I've been dying to write something based off this piece, and these two characters seemed like the perfect fit for these roles. I don't personally ship them. I just thought this would be hilarious with them.

Disclaimer: I do not claim ownership of Anton Chekov's The Boor or My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. So yeah.