Your Human and You : Commando

by leonthabrony

Chapter 3 : Canterlot (Conrad's POV) (Edited)

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I awoke to the sound of the train's wheels screeching on the tracks and the train doors opening. "Welcome to Canterlot!" I heard someone say 'Canterlot?' I thought to myself as I decided to quickly poke my head out of the hay. 'Woah...' I looked around at the gigantic white City, it reminded me of a blue zone, with most of the structures looking well maintained.

Due to their being so many pony things walking around in front of the train, I decided to jump out of the hay in the opposite direction to them. I pressed my back to the train as I peaked my head around the edge of the hay carriage and observed the crowds of ponies going about their day 'If only I had a portable stealth generator right now...' I thought as I sighed to myself '...Those damb idiots in DC should've invested more money into the infantry rather than ecology, I mean even NOD can afford it!' I focused on the crowds more and noticed the caravan from before, which consisted of a teal pegasus mare, a red stallion and a green unicorn 'Pegasi and unicorns? 'Appleloosa' didn't seem to have any pony things with wings or a horn... not this many at least!' I noticed, looking around at the amount of variation the different ponies had from one another.

My eyes caught sight of a nearby alleyway that was close to me. "Looks like a good place to hide..." I whisper to myself smirking as I wait until it seems like none of the ponies are looking and I bolt for the alleyway, making as much effort as possible to make little noise. I reach the alleyway and breath a sigh of relief as I look round the corner and notice that none of them seem to have saw me. I turn back to the alleyway and feel that something is off, it didn't seem like the City I had witnessed before. It was dark, despite it being day time, with the shadow of a tall building blocking out the light. In fact, it reminded me of a NOD hideout in a blue zone which they would use to convert people to their cult. I moved deeper into the alleyway cautiously as I heard a scream which made me quickly raise my weapon and look around. 'The fuck was that?' I thought as I slowly walked towards the direction of the scream.

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!" I heard a husky voice shout followed by what sounded like a woman crying. I quickly peaked around a corner and spotted a tall purple pegasi mare being pinned against a wall by an even taller grey stallion, a knife being put against the mare's throat.

"Let her go." I said calmly, my railgun carbine aimed at up his head. He seemed to turn to me and laugh a little as he let go of her.

"What are you going to do about it, shorty?" He replied cockily as he looked down at me and smirked, the mare now looking between me and him with a distraught gaze. 'These horse things are pretty tall...' I thought looking up at him.

"You wanna find out?" I say with an aggressive tone, my finger now on the trigger gently pressing down on it. 'This guy is just asking to get shot.'

He approaches me slowly while pointing his knife at me. "Siddown!" I remark as I quickly aim at one of his legs and shoot him, causing him to drop his knife to the ground and fall on his ass in pain, him screaming loudly as he grips his leg. I look over at the mare to see that she's covering her mouth in shock. "Why are ya just standin' there? Get outta here!" I say firmly as she looks at me with tears in her eyes, still refusing to move.

I sigh as I noticed that the stallion was slowly getting used to the pain, blood leaking from the wound all over his hands which were covering the wound tightly. Moving over to the mare I grabbed her hand and slowly moved her away from him, she didn't seem to resist so I guess it was just the shock that was stopping her from moving. "W-What about him?" She asks clearly worried for his safety as she looked at me.

"That guy threatened your life for your money. Why in the hell would you care what happens to him?" I remark, bemused by her question, as I stop after walking down several stretches of alleyway away from where I shot him. She seemed to be in deep thought over the question I had asked her as I looked up at her, she seemed to be about 6,2ft tall which was about 2 inches taller than me.

She looked down at me as she hesitated and rubbed her right arm "I guess you're right..." She moved her long blue mane over her left ear. "What are you anyway? You're way too short to be a stallion... are you a colt?" She asked me curiously as I groaned, I was already hating being shorter than these ponies.

"I'm a Human. Call me Conrad." I say crossing my arms as I checked her out. I first looked at the most obvious feature which was her breasts, and boy, they were huge! These would be considered massive by human standards! And they were both hidden beneath a grey tank top which seemed two sizes small with the way her cleavage was practically bursting out of it. And her thighs... they were thick as hell! I could tell from the look of them in the sweat pants she was wearing that her ass was most likely as big as her breasts, if not bigger! I felt myself slowly becoming erect as I tried to suppress the urge to just fuck her right now 'All these years of being alone on the frontline with nothing but a few porn magazines to keep me satisfied is getting to me...' I thought as I was glad that I had crotch armour on at that moment.

I heard her cough as I looked back at her face and blushed under my helmet "There's no way that you're human! Humans can't speak, let alone form sentences!" She says as I sigh and take my helmet off, revealing my brown hair and my face. She laughed manically like a mad woman before fainting on the spot as I facepalmed. I noticed that she also dropped a black handbag she had around her arm as I kneeled down and searched through it 'Should be something in here indicating where she lives...' I thought as I pulled out a key which had 'Hooves Lane, 3' inscribed onto it "Bingo." I whispered to myself as I put the key in my pocket and put the hangbag around my arm. I then put my helmet back on and picked the mare up 'She's heavier than I thought!' Stuggling with keeping her in my grip as I put my back into it and carried her and looked at multiple signs while walking through the alleyway.

After a couple of minutes of wandering down several alleyways I finally found 'Hooves Lane'. I then saw the door with the a golden number '3' on it as I smiled. I put the mare down next to the door as I opened it, picking her up and bringing her inside once it was open, making sure to lock it behind me as I entered with her, putting the key back into my pocket.

I layed her down on a nearby couch, her body taking up its entire length 'She must live alone...' I thought as I quickly swatted any perverse thoughts out of my head '...Dammit she's unconscious! Maybe once she's awake though.' I turned my attention to her handbag as I sat down on a wooden stool next to the couch. Looking though her handbag I now had in my hands I discovered that her name was 'Rosy Primrose' from a nametag on her purse. I decided to look inside her purse where I found lots of golden coins, upon inspecting one of the coins, I found that it had an image of what looked like some sort of royal pony with a crown, similar to the one the pony I had encountered in the dream had on, and with the word 'Friendship' inscribed on the top. I turned the coin around and saw a picture of a sun on it with the word 'Equestria' on the top and 'One bit' on the bottom 'So this place is called 'Equestria'?' I assumed as I put the coin in my pocket 'She owes me one anyway...' I thought as I chuckled to myself. I closed her purse and put it back inside her handbag as I stood up and put the handbag on the stool I was sitting on.

Looking at Rosy and how she seemed to still be unconscious, I decided that I would have time to look around her house. The house was only a single storey, with there being a living room, a bathroom, a kitchen and a bedroom all being crammed into that space, with the living room being the room I was in at the moment. I first looked inside the bathroom and saw the usual, a sink, a toilet and a shower. I quickly pulled down my pants and pissed in the toilet, making sure to flush as I pulled my pants back up.

I walked out of the bathroom and next I opened the door to the kitchen looking around at the standard kitchen applicances. I put my helmet down on a counter and I opened the fridge, feeling peckish, with no sign of any meat, I sighed and settled with some grapes. I shut the fridge door and ate several of the grapes one by one, leaving the rest on the counter.

Finally, I headed to the bedroom. Opening the bedroom door I smelled a scent of lemon as I closed the door behind me. I spotted a couple of fragrance sticks in a jar full of liquid on her bedside table with the bed located next to it. I decided to snoop around as I walked over to her drawers and opened up the top drawer, revealing an assortment of panties and thongs as my eyes lit up like kid in a candy shop. I took one of the thongs out of the drawer and closed it. I stared at the black thong with a sultry smirk as I put it in my pocket 'Never know when you need one of these...' I moved down to the middle drawer and looked through at the collection of bras she has, with even some bikinis mixed in with the bunch.

I decided to stop intruding as I closed the drawer and yawned "I need to get some sleep." I groaned to myself as I moved over to the bed and layed on it, slowly drifting to sleep yet again.


Author's Note

Aiming to increase each new chapter's word count incrementally as I write this story :twilightsmile:

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