I woke up suddenly as I looked around, letting out a sigh of relief once I remembered where I was. 'Didn't have no dream last night...' I thought as I got up out of the bed and yawned, making sure to pick up the carbine I had left leaning on the side of the bed.

Hearing a creaking sound I quickly turned and aimed my gun at the source of the noise. I exhaled when I realised that it was just Rosy "What's up sleepy head?" I asked smiling as I stopped aiming my gun at her. It seemed like she was stuck in some sort of daze as she began to recall what happened yesterday.

"Y-You're... You're a..." Rosy muttered to herself as she looked at me, her eyes widening at the sudden rememberance of what had happened yesterday.

"...Human?" I finish for her with a grin under my helmet as she just nodded dumbfoundedly. I chuckle "Listen... I know how your kind perceive humans around here, in fact, I've witnessed it and I want to let you know that I ain't down with that, you hear?" I say as I casually walk past her into the living room as I sit down on her couch. She seemed very on edge as she flinched when I walked past her, like she expected me to hurt her or something.

She shook her head, almost like she was only just snapping out of the daze. She slowly walked towards me and sat down next to me, her weight causing the sofa to creak. I looked over at her and noticed that she was observing me curiously "Something got your attention?" I ask.

"W-What's that symbol?" She asked pointing to the GDI symbol on my chest as I sighed.

"It's the GDI insignia..." I replied bluntly.

"What is 'GDI'?" She asked seeming genuinely interested in what the symbol meant.

"GDI stands for the 'Global Defense Initiative'. GDI's original goal was to eliminate multi-national terrorism in an effort to preserve freedom." I groan in annoyance at the amount of questions she was asking me.

"So it's basically a peacekeeping force?" She asks.

"Well, that's what it started out as. But when a terrorist group called 'NOD' appeared GDI slowly became a global government to combat NOD's growing influence." I explained as she still seemed interested 'When the hell is she going to stop asking questions?!'.

"What is 'NOD'?" 'That's it.' I think to myself.

"Look lady, we can play 20 questions all fuckin' day, at least let me ask you something." I say in an annoyed tone as she just nods at me. "Where is this place located?" I ask.

"You're on the planet Equis and in Equestria. This City is the Capital of Equestria and is called Canterlot." She says.

"Well that confirms my suspicions..." I say pulling the coin I took from her purse out of my pocket.

"Hey! Where'd you get that bit?" She asks as I smile and point at her handbag causing her to gasp "You would never!" She says in shock.

"I sure have, Rosy." I say chuckling as she blushes and sighs.

"And you know my name aswell... great." She says sarcastically as she shuffles in her seat to get more comfortable.

I put the 'bit' back in my pocket "Is everyone around here as well endowned as you?" I ask glancing at her boobs causing her to blush a deep crimson red.

"Y-You mean... as 'developed'..." Her blush somehow getting even redder "....Well, I mean, I'm considered pretty small by pony standards. Mares my age are usually about 2 inches taller than me and have bigger... ya know... everything..." She says as my eyes go wide 'Bigger than her?! Holy shit! I'm going to have a LOT of fun here.' I think licking my lips while staring at her breasts.

She coughs as my eyes quickly look up into her purple eyes, our gaze holding for a couple of seconds before she looks away, blushing awkwardly. "So... uh... got anything else you want to ask me?" She asks still blushing lightly.

I notice how uncomfortable she looked and decided to change the subject "Has this planet been scarred by Tiberium yet?".

"Tiberium?" She asks with a bemused expression.

"I'll take that as a no." I note to myself as I hear a knock at the door. Both of us turning to the source of the noise as I take Rosy's keys out of my pocket and put them into one of her hands "Ask me later." I say as she nods. Rosy gets up and walks over to the door as I jump over the couch and hide behind it. I hear the Rosy fiddle with the keys as she unlocks the door and opens it.

"Hello there, ma'am. We'd like to ask you if you have seen a human with white armour recently... The human's name is 'Conrad'." I hear a male's voice ask.

"W-Well... n-no I haven't!" Rosy responds clearly nervous as I facepalm 'She's going to blow my cover...' I think.

"Seen anything suspicious at all...?" I hear a female ask as Rosy stutters slightly.

"Nope! Nothing at all." Rosy replies 'I can hear her nervous breathing from over here!'.

"Thank you for your time." I hear the male say as I hear the door close. I wait a couple of seconds before standing up and looking at her.

"What the hell was that? You almost got me found out!" I say.

"S-Sorry, Ok... I'm not really used to hiding criminals! Why in Celestia's name are the Royal Guard out looking for you?" She responds scowling at me.

"Criminal? All I did attack some dark blue mare in a dream." I say as Rosy gasps.

"YOU ATTACKED PRINCESS LUNA?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Rosy shouts.

"I didn't technically attack her... I just put her down a peg or two... or three." I say chuckling to myself as Rosy looks at me in disbelief.

"No, no, NO! We both could be put to death now!" Rosy says panicing as she paces back and forth infront of me.

"We'll be fine! If any of those 'Royal Guards' come, I'll just kill em!" I say with a grin on my face.

"Kill them?! Great. Now you'd certainly be put to death!" Rosy exclaims as she starts to hyperventilate.

"Listen, Rosy, if I get caught I'll just say that I forced you to keep me in your house, ok?" I reassure her as she begins to calm down and looks at me with a smile.

"You'd do that... For me?" Rosy asks as I nod causing her to tear up slightly.

"There, there Rosy. Stay strong." I say as I pat her on the back making her hold back her tears. "So... do you know where the ruler of this place lives? I'd like to have a 'chat' with them." I chuckle raising my gun slightly. She looks at my weapon with curiosity.

"Is that some kind of staff?" She asks examining my gun's shape.

"You don't have guns here?" I ask getting curious myself about the weapons this place has.

"'Gun? I mean the Griffins have a weapon which has a similar shape to the weapon you have but nothing that compact..." She questions.

"There are Griffins here too?" 'This place is seeming more and more like a mythological zoo' I think.

"Yes... In the Griffin Kingdom. But back to the point, what's a 'gun'?" Rosy asks again.

"Well, to put it simply, a gun shoots projectiles at intense speeds. But this gun? This shoots projectiles at even faster speeds using magnetic forces." I say remembering what an engineer had told me once while I was waiting inside a barracks. Rosy stares at the gun in awe. "Are you going to tell me where your ruler is or what?" I ask crossing my arms as I look up at her.

"Rulers, Celestia and Luna..." Rosy corrects me "... they live in Canterlot Castle." Rosy informs me as I smile.

"I'll go say 'hello'." I say as I walk over to the door.

"Wait... you're not going to. No, no. Just NO! You're going to get yourself killed!" Rosy says as I chuckle.

"You're free to come with me if you want to protect me so bad." I open the door and look back at her. Rosy hesitates before sighing as she walks out of the door I kept open for her and into the alleyway. I walk out of her house as she closes and locks the door once I exit. "You know the way?" I ask as she nods.

"Next stop, Canterlot Castle." Rosy says as I follow her lead. I looked down and smirked when I noticed that I had the perfect view of her butt from walking behind her, each step Rosy took made her massive ass jiggle seductively in her tight sweat pants, instantly making me hard as I eyed the two ass cheeks lustfully.

I had decided that enough was enough. I had to fuck Rosy. "So... Rosy, are you single?" 'Of course she fucking is' I think to myself as Rosy stops in her tracks and turns around.

"W-Why do you ask?" Rosy says nervously as I stutter slightly 'I'm so rusty... I haven't dated for years...'.

"Well.. uh... I was just going to ask if you wanted some company... for, ya know, sex." 'So smooth' I think as I chuckle to myself as Rosy blushes.

Rosy seemed to be in deep thought as she slowly grinned "Yeah... I think I would like that." She responded as she picked me up in her arms.

"What the fuck?!" I shouted as she carried me back to her house.

"We're going to have some 'fun'." She cooed to me 'I have the most confused boner right now' I gulp loudly.

Author's Note

Clop Inbound