The Quazi-Enigma of The Flaming Pencil Robbery

You have the weirdest day of your life and it all starts with awkward sex. A very random second person story.

You never thought your life would happen like this. First you get to have weird awkward sex, then you get lectured at in front of everypony, and then you end up vigorously shaking a stupid dragon for half an hour? What is even going on in your life anymore? You’re not sure, and neither is anyone else.