The life and times of Lafayette Ryder (Sex & violence)

The guard escorts us all the way to Celly’s door where he politely bows and then makes a hasty retreat. I rap on the door to the tune of shave and a haircut, the secret pass code of sorts, and step back. We hear footsteps and a loud thud from inside the room, Twilight looks to me as if I should know what her mentor’s up to in there, I just shrug my shoulders and wait for the door to open. My wait is short as just a minute later it opens and a white muzzle appears in the crack.

“Twilight, Lafayette, is that you two?”

“Who else were you expecting today?” I ask snidely.

“Nopony else, I just wanted to make sure that it was the two of you before I opened the door,” she explains, “now let me get ready. You can come in when I say so alright? Not a second sooner and make sure to pull the door behind you.”

“OK Celestia.” Twilight agrees.

Tia shuts the door and we hear footsteps again and then frustrated groans, a few more thuds, and finally a cry of victory.

“You can come in now!” the princess of the sun sing songs to us.

“Ladies first.” I say, holding the door for Twi. She walks in and I follow her. What we see inside is… unexpected to say the least.

Celestia is standing proudly in the middle of her room in some of the strangest attire I’ve ever seen; a faux leather biker cap and matching saddle accompanied by a riding crop and…oh God. I look at the enormous strap-on Tia’s wearing and nearly faint.

“Call me Molly.” Celestia turned Molestia demands. Twilight squees like a schoolfilly about to be rewarded for an A+.

“Well I’m out.” I wipe my hands and turn to leave but a purple haze of magic stops me and drags me onto the bed.

“You’re not going anywhere sweetheart,” Twilight says in her kinkiest voice, “not until we’re through with you anyway.” The purple aura moves down to my jeans and starts undoing my belt while a new, white aura takes the task of restraining me. I fight not to laugh as my pants and boxer slide off, the magic tickles something fierce. My shirt comes off next and then my boots, how Twilight pulled my jeans over my shoes I’m not quite sure but she obviously managed it somehow, and now all I’m left with are my socks and a slightly stiff johnson.

“Oh,” Celestia grumbles and looks at Twilight, “when you described it you said it was bigger.” Twilights just laughs.

‘OK, you know what? No more mister nice guy, I think it’s time to show these girls what I’m capable of.’

I crack my neck and think for a moment, as I concentrate my cock hardens and elongates to its normal size and then beyond that. I don’t stop until I’m nearly sixteen inches long and two and a half wide. I smile and break Celly’s magical hold on me.

“Excuse me?” I say calmly.

Celestia and Twilight both turn their attention back to me and then to my lower body.

“Damn.” They say at the same time.

“What was that you were saying?” I ask in a jovial tone.

“Nothing, absolutely nothing!” Celestia protests.

“Well that’s good, because if you had said something about my size I’d half to-” I jump up from the bed and behind Tia, in one fluid motion I hop onto the saddle on her back and conjure a bit for her, “-DO THIS!!” I finish my sentence as I force Celly to kneel under my weight. Twilight just watches in awe. I look over at her and smile.

“So who’s first?” I ask confidently.

“DIBS!” Twi shouts lustfully.

“DIBS,” Celestia shouts a moment to slow, “Dammit!” she mumbles over the bit.

I stand and let Celly up as I make my way over to a very excited purple mare. Twi starts to turn around but I shake my head at her.

“Now be a good little filly and suck my dick.” I tell her. She giggles softly and starts to lick my throbbing member. I hear Celly behind me take her strap on off and start masturbating to the sight. “Put that damn thing back on and get over here Molestia, you know you want too!” I say while Twilight starts to take my immense new cock into her mouth. I place a hand on the back of her head and urge her on as her mentor walks around us and starts to grope her rear. “What are you waiting for Molly?” I ask the Alicorn. “Take a lick, it tastes just like raisins!”

Twilight tries to argue but between the meat in her mouth and the sudden tongue fondling her marehood she finds speaking somewhat difficult. Molly must have just hit a sweet spot because Twi’s legs buckle and she slides forward to my great pleasure.

“So Twilight,” Molly says as she repositions herself behind her star pupil, “I do expect a friendship,” she slams her hips and the entire strap on into her student, “Report after this is over.” She starts to thrust rhythmically and stroke Twi’s tail. “And make sure not to skimp on the details.”

“Mmmhmm!” my girl garbles while gargling on my cock.

“Good, I can’t wait to read it. Again and again and again!” Molly laughs and slams into Twi again before returning to a steady rhythm.

I hold on to Twilight’s ears gently and start to push myself further into her mouth. I match Molly’s pace and really start to enjoy this visit. One of Molly’s forelegs moves to my chest and the other soon follows. I look up from Twi and see an alabaster muzzle just an inch from my face and a slender pink tongue licking the rosy red lips around it. I lean in and envelop the Alicorn in a soft, slow kiss that soon turns sloppy and frantic. It’s not how I like to kiss and it’s not very pleasurable but what the hell, I already have a beautiful mare going down on me, I think I’m good on pleasure. I fumble for a second but manage to keep up with the quick moving mouth that mine’s attached to. A foreign tongue slips past my lips and wraps around my own, I fight it for a moment but then relax and enjoy the sensation.

I break the kiss and pull away from twilight.

“Now you can turn around,” I instruct the panting purple mare, “and Molly can lie on the bed right there with your tongue in her puss. Sound good?”

“So good!” they both agree and get into position.

I wait until they’re both ready and Twi’s started to eat out the leather bound goddess before I start. I lube up a bit and cast a quick spell, no more babies for me! Well at least not for a while and definitely not anytime soon. I get right behind my soaking wet wife, I aim, and-

“GAHHH!!!!” Twilight shouts as I fill her up and start humping furiously. I ride her hard and fast now because I know she wants it and I know I can keep going all night long, Big Mac taught me all of his secret techniques and damn do the work well!

Twilight and Molly are both panting hard when Twi hits her first orgasm. She screams so loudly that I’m sure the whole castle heard it. While Twi rides the waves of her recent climax I move on to the hungry pilf (Pony I’d like to fuck) beside her. I slid a few fingers and then my entire hand into Molly’s slit, she’s not loose or anything she’s just big. I wiggle my fingers and nibble at her clit until she starts to beg for it and when she asks I give. I slam into her even harder than I did Twilight, I start to thrust furiously and I rub her outer folds and teats as I do. In just a minute I bring her to the edge of her orgasm. I feel her body shudder in ecstasy and I stop cold and pull out.

“Wha?” she asks confusedly. “Why’d you stop?”

“Do you want me to put it back in?”

“Yes!”

“What was that? I couldn’t quite hear you.”

“I said stick it back in!”

“One more time?”

“I WANT YOU TO SHOVE YOUR COCK BACK IN ME!” she screams. Who am I to refuse a pretty ponies request? I shove it back in just as she said, but she didn’t specify which hole so…

“AAAAIIIEE!” she shouts as I bury myself balls deep in her ass.

“My bad!” I say after she shrieks. I start to pull out but her voice stops me.

“I didn’t…*pant pant*… say stop!”

I smile and thrust again.

Twilight lies next to me and hooves herself as I buttfuck her mentor. Every once in a while she’ll suck on my sack or lick Molly’s clit but for the most part she just sits there and enjoys the show.

“I have an idea!” she finally says. I pull out of Molly’s tight ass and we both look at her. She hands Molly the strap on and smiles.

“Lafayette,” Molly says, “would you be so kind as to bend over?”

I grimace but think ‘what the hell’ so I bend down and hold my ass up. Twilight giggles and Molly cackles.

“I cannot believe you just did that!” she shouts between bursts of laughter. “What are you? A fag-” her insult stops mid sentence as I turn around and cum on her face and Twilights. She licks her lips and looks royally pissed, for a second I think that I’ve just earned a lifetime in the dungeons, that is until she turns to Twi and gives her a big lick across the cheek. “Tastes salty, how odd.” She comments. I look at her in terror, expecting punishment from her. Instead she just laughs loudly and rests her head on my chest. Twilight busts out giggling as well and lays her head on my neck.

We lie like this for a few minutes until a pair of hooves, one white and one purple, get my soldier standing at attention again.

“Who’s first?” I ask.

“DIBS!”

“DIBS! DAMMIT!”

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Meanwhile, in the personal chambers of the princess of the night.

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“SUCK MAH DICK BITCH!”

“FUCK YOU WHORE!”

“YOU’D LIKE TO DYKE!”

“I BET YOU’D LOVE THAT LIL MISS BUTCH!”

“KEEP CALLING ME NAMES AND I’LL BEAT YOU HIGHSCORE ON PONYKART TOO!”

“Wait,” Luna drops her Haystation 3 controller and looks at the human girl next to her, “you wouldn’t really do that would you?”

“Nah, unless you keep calling me names and then imma blow you piddly ass score outta the water!”

“Really?” Luna asks her competition. “I don’t think you even could.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Oh yeah!”

“Well let’s play right now! Winner sucks loser dick!”

“Well I’d better get one quick cuz you’ll be gagging on it soon!”

The princess of the stars sets up the game and they start playing. All the way through the game insults are launched, punches are thrown, and a few gropes finagle their way in to the mix. By lap three both controllers are abandoned and their rightful owners are busy wrestling, choking, and kissing each other to even notice who won. Luna closes the curtains, locks the door, and performs her favorite feat of magic. Her angelic friend looks at the new appendage that’s growing between her blue legs and smiles.

And then they fucked.