F.N.G.

It was a long day at Canterlot High, and already Skulls was hating it. First there was this girl in 1st period who wouldn't stop trying to ask him to be her friend, pink hair, smelled like cotton candy. Then in 2nd period, a girl really annoyed him. She had this stupid cowboy hat on and talked in a Southern accent, for Skulls that was annoying. 3rd period went on with a breeze, maybe because he fell asleep in that class. 4th period, he actually kind of liked, except he always got hungry when he saw this girl with bacon for hair. 5th period was P.E. for him, and already he knew who was the most athletic girl in his class, and the most colorful, that fucking rainbow hair, he couldn't stand it. Like Jesus Christ, way to stand out moron. His 6th period... well, he didn't know, he hasn't had 6th period yet, it was actually lunch. But I can tell you one thing, everyone kept looking at Skulls as if he did something bad to make everyone hate. They gave him a lot of looks, looks that meant that they didn't like them.

It was lunch already, and Skulls came into the cafeteria and saw everyone at tables. He saw groups as well, people with guitars, nerds, dresses, people who looked French and were wearing... uh, shit. Words can't describe these people, drama I guess, I don't know. He decided to get some lunch, because he was fucking hungry, so shut up. He waited in line for about 5 minutes until he actually got food. A fruit salad, with a ham and cheese sandwich, a cup of soda... and an apple... a fucking apple... I *sighs for a really long time* I-I-I-I-I-I-I can't even... no. No. No! NO!

Skulls walked over an empty corner table, expecting no one to come sit with him because he knew everybody hates him for no reason. He sat at the table and sighed, while picking at his salad. Unbeknownst to him, a group of girls were looking at him, wondering why he was sitting alone.

"Should we go up to him?" asked the girl in the cowboy hat, ah fuck it, you guys already know who these fucks are. That was Applejack, that one girl who has a fetish for apples... why am I such a dick today?

"It's the right thing to do." said Sunset. "We'll invite him over to have lunch with us, and soon he'll be our friend."

"I like that plan darling." said Rarity.

"Well what are we waiting for, let's go make another friend." said Rainbow optimistically. So the girls left their lunch and went over to the table, where Skulls was picking his food, not eating, he wasn't in the mood. The girls sat in front of him, waiting until he noticed them. They all smiled at him, even though he avoided eye contact, and waited for him to talk. Finally about a good minute of silence, Skulls spoke.

"You gonna insult me?" asked Skulls who still avoided eye contact. The girls were confused by this.

"Why would we insult you darling, that's rude." said Rarity.

"Because everyone else insults me when they see me."

"Why?" asked Fluttershy in a quiet tone. Finally Skulls made eye contact.

"I don't know why, okay!" exclaimed Skulls, scaring the girls a little. He went from sad to mad in a second. "They all just look at me, like I just turned into a demon and destroyed the school and made everyone my mindless slaves." Sunset was hurt by this comment. She coughed, grabbing Skulls attention. "What?"

"Nothing." she said, still giving him an angry look.

"Darling, I'm pretty sure no one here thinks that. They are all nice people." said Rarity.

"And fun too!" yelled Pinkie.

"Bullshit." said Skulls. "If they were those things, they would already be nice to me, but instead I'm getting stink eye from everyone." Skulls then noticed some kids looking at him, angrily. He looked back at them. "The fuck are you staring at!" Skulls slammed his fists on the table, as the kids smirked and turned around, leaving Skulls extremely angry. "Assholes."

"Skulls, calm down." said Rainbow.

"Skulls? That's your name?" asked Rarity in a dramatic fashion.

"Yes... I rather not say my real name."

"Why?"

"Because shut up." Rarity grew annoyed. "Now can all of you get out of my face so I can eat and cry now."

"Awww. Don't cry. HEY! Maybe a party will be cheer you up?" said Pinkie.

"No it won't." said Skulls. "Now get out please." with that, the girls looked at each other and left the table, leaving Skulls to eat his lunch. They all went back to their table, wondering what would happen to Skulls, that is, until Pinkie got an idea.

"HEY! How about we throw him a party anyways?!" asked Pinkie excitingly.

"Yeah, that's a great idea." agreed Rainbow.

"Well if it beats him being a jerk to us, ah'm in." said Applejack. It's official, everyone agreed to help.