F.N.G.

After the bell rung for 6th period, everyone left class to go home or go do after school activities. Two of the students were Rarity and Skulls who just had their last period together.... that sounds wrong. Rarity was trying to convince Skulls to give people a chance and actually make friends while Skulls just kept denying everything.

"Skulls darling, why don't you want to be friends with us?" asked Rarity. Like in the lunch room he avoided eye contact.

"I have my reasons." he said kind of annoyed. Rarity looked at him with somber.

"What are those reasons?" she asked. Skulls kept looking in front of him than to her.

"I rather not say."

"Trust me darling, my friends and I won't think of you any less than what you are."

"An unstable prick?"

"Why do you say that.?" she asked.

"Because... I'm mentally unstable. I could be happy and go lucky one moment, to extremely angry the next. When I'm calm, I act like I just don't care, but when I'm sexually aroused or pissed off.... I do some crazy shit. Not to mention I'm a sociopath so seeing that I'm a mentally unstable sociopath pretty much makes me a psychopath." Rarity's eyes widened as she didn't knew this about him.

"Well, I'm sorry to here that. But me and my friends can help you."

"Like I asked Rainbow before..." he now made eye contact with her. "Why do you care." Rarity was confused on what he meant by this. Everybody wants friends.

"Because I- WOAH!" before she could finish, she was taken from behind and swung around by a pair of gray arms. The gray arms soon revealed a kid with a black shirt with a basketball on it and black hair. The kid had blue jeans on as well.

"Oh, Clyde darling, do you have to do that?" asked Rarity while smiling.

"For you my love, yes." said Clyde. Rarity giggled as Clyde looked up to see Skulls just staring at them. "Oh, who's this dear?" Rarity turned around to see Skulls staring.

"This, this is Skulls, he's new here." she responded. Clyde pulled out his hand towards Skulls.

"Nice to me you. I'm Clyde." Skulls stared at the hand and back at him. Instead of shaking it, he just.... checked out Clyde.

"Heeeello." said Skulls in a perverted way.

"E-excuse me?" Clyde asked.

"Mighty fine work here if you ask me." said Skulls, still in his perverted way. "What did you say your name was?" Clyde was sort of nervous around Skulls, but kept his cool.

"Clyde." he said. Skulls put a hand on Clyde's shoulder as he looked at Clyde's behind, yes his ass.

"Good lord." Skulls said, creeping out Clyde. Rarity was just staring at Skulls as he was checking out her boyfriend. After a minute of staring at Clyde's ass, Skulls abruptly came up in front of Clyde. "I'm sorry, where are my manners. Name's Skulls pleasure to meet you." He shook Clyde's hand, who returned gasped in pain.

"Ow! Not so tight." he said. Skulls let go of his hand, confused.

"I didn't even use any strength." he said. He let go of Clyde's hand as he massaged it.

"Nice grip you got there bud. You must work out." said Clyde.

"Heh, you can say that hot stuff." Clyde looked up with shocked at what he just called him.

"Hot stu-"

"Well I think it's about time to go now. See ya later." With that Steele grabbed his back pack on the floor and swung it over his right shoulder and left the two lovebirds. The two however just stared at what just happened.

"He checked me out and called me hot stuff. Do you think he's.... gay?" asked Clyde.

"I think so." responded Rarity. At that moment Roseluck came around the corner and passed Skulls who stopped in his tracks to look at her behind.

"Heeeeeello." he said in the perverted tone again. Roseluck looked at him with disgust before walking away.

"Ugh, creep." she said. Skulls waved her off before turning the corner, leaving Rarity and Clyde confused looks.

"Or maybe not." said Rarity.

The next day, Clyde drove Rarity but couldn't stay with her for too long as he had to study in the library, leaving Rarity with her friends. They were in the front foyer of the school, chatting about what they're going to do for the weekend.

"Well Rainbow Dash decided to help me at the pet shop." said Fluttershy.

"More like you made me." said Rainbow.

"That's wonderful darling." said Rarity.

"Let me guess, you're planning to spend the weekend with Clyde aren't you?" asked Sunset.

"You know it darling."

"Guys!" yelled a voice. The voice came from Sandalwood who was running up to them. "Have you heard, some dude is about to jump from the top of the school."

"WHAT!?" they all exclaimed.

"What did he look like?" asked Applejack.

"Well he had a brown jacket, black pants and black shoes, and a white T-Shirt underneath." responded Sandalwood.

"Skulls!" they all exclaimed before leaving to the stairs towards the roof, leaving Sandalwood confused.

"Who's Skulls?" asked Sandalwood to himself as he scratched his head.

The girls opened the door leading to the roof and immediately saw Skulls.... passed out on the ledge. They all sighed in relief that he wasn't going to jump, but were still worried.

"Skulls!" yelled Applejack. Skulls woke up from his slumber and fell to the ground of the roof. He got up and swept some dust away before realizing he had at least 1/3 of beer left in his bottle. He threw it on the ground and started walking towards the girls.

"H-hey, what- what time is it?" asked Skulls in a drunk tone. Everyone looked at Skulls as if he just said something extremely inappropriate.

"It's 7-" before Rainbow could finish, Skulls interrupted her.

"ADVENTURE TIME! EYEAYAH!" he exclaimed as fell to the ground, resuming his nap as snores escaped his mouth. Applejack looked at him with annoyed eyes before nudging him with the tip of her boot, waking him up. He woke up and looked up at the others before getting up and looking around.

"Woah, where is everyone?" asked Skulls.

"What do yah mean, everyone?" asked Applejack.

"We had a party on the roof. I'm guessing everyone left. Well I better get to school."

"You are at school, the roof of the school." said Rainbow as Skulls looked at her with a slightly shocked look.

"Shit, I thought I was BJ's. Oh well, the day after yesterday."

"Were you, drinking?" asked Fluttershy.

"Eeyup! Can't have a party without booze, y'know. This is nothing, you should've seen me on Thanksgiving with my friends, humping the turkey shouting, 'Yo! You like my wishbone!' Haha. Aaahh, good times, gay times." Skulls smacked his lips as he just stared at the girls with lazy eyes. "Well I better get going to first period, hopefully I won't be drunk at the time. See ya! Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any booze?" Skulls sung as he fell on the ground passed out again, with snores retreated his mouth... again.