Aryanne: A New Story Of Nonsense.

28 B.C.

The Roman Empire.

It  was a beautiful day in the Roman Empire, Julius Caesar ordered a group of soldiers to scout a forest. As they made their through the forest, they began to talk.

"Why does the forest look different then before? I mean it's darker and it's hard to see." One said.

"I don't know, lets just scout the forest until we reach...wait... is that..a village?" Another said as they reached the end of the forest.

As they exited the forest, they found a village filled with...strange creatures. They had the heads, tails, and fur of ponies, but they had the body features, legs, arms, hands, feet, and torsos, of humans.

"What are these magnificent creatures?" A soldier asked.

"I don't know. But if they look similar to us, then they either speak our language *Latin* or some other language."

The soldiers were approached by two of the ponies. One was a blue alicorn, and the other was a taller white alicorn.

"Hello." The white one said.

"Humph.." The blue  one jeered.

"Do you understand what they are saying?" A soldier asked.

"No, it is not Latin..or any language that I've ever heard."

After trying to make a conversation with the two Princesses, the soldiers went on their way back to Rome.

1862 A.D.

U.S.A.

The Civil War had begun one year ago, and now it was North vs South. A group of Confederate soldiers were marching through the swamps of Louisianan when they noticed the trees start to thin out and vanish.

"Hey, ya'll think we done lost Clem?" One of the soldiers asked.

"Nah." Clem replied "We jus' left the swamp is all. Now we jus' need to head north and then we will lynch those Yankees."

As they walked around, they grew tired so they set up camp.

As night fell, they talked around the campfire.

"Now listen here, ya'll heard of stories  from out in these parts about Monsters, and ghosts, and witches. But ya'll ain't never heard about The Big Lagoona. It's the biggest fish in these here parts, so big it done took eighty men just to catch it." Clem went on about how Big Lagoona was captured.

When dawn came, the soldiers awoke to a strange sight.

"What in the hell?" Clem exclaimed.

"What? You act like you've never seen a pony before." The strange human-like creature said.

After a long explanation, the pony made sure that the soldiers were well fed and sent them on their way.

"Goodbye! Stop by Louisiana if ya'll ever visit America. Ya hear?" Clem said as he and his men went on their way.

1940

Nazi Germany.

The Second World War had just begun, and Adolf Hitler's loyal soldiers were on the move, a Panzer unit had been held back due to a number of difficulties with their Panzer III.

"Nein! Not there you dummkopf!" One exclaimed.

"Well, that was a bad idea....Now we will just have to walk to the frontline." Another said.

"Achtung! You are soldiers of The Third Reich. Why aren't you already on the frontline?" An Officer yelled.

"Well, Herr Leutnant we were having difficulties with..." "I don't care! Get your men to the frontlines. NOW!" The Lieutenant yelled.

After marching endless hours, the soldiers began to think they were heading nowhere.

"Ugh." One gripped.

"Don't worry Johan, there is a village up ahead where, hopefully, we can rest. If it has an Inn of course." The group leader said.

As the soldiers reached the village, they were startled by what they saw.

"What are they?" One exclaimed.

"I don't know, but if they are friendly, we may be able to rest here." The group leader said.

"I don't know Fritz, I think we should report this to the Gestapo. Have these...things sent to concentration camps." Johan said.

"Nein! If they are friendly to us, we have no need to get the Gestapo involved. Now there is a local over there, I will speak to.." Fritz looked at one of the creatures, it had the body features of a woman. "Her.".

Fritz approached the mare and began speaking....but the mare had no idea what he was saying "Entschuldigen Sie meine Dame, ich bin ein Mitglied einer Panzerbesatzung und ich hatte gehofft, dass Sie uns auf die nächste Inn richten könnte, bitte?" He said.

"Er...What? I don't know what you are saying. But do you understand me?" The mare replied.

Fritz seemed confused, she spoke good English, but she didn't know German.

"Ja. My men and I are looking for an Inn, we were hoping your quaint village would let us stay here until we get the strength to move on."

The mare smiled and replied "Of course! Of course! You see that big building to the left? That is the Ponyville Inn, just check in with the pony at the front desk, and you and your group will have your rooms, also you may want to speak with the princess, I'm sure she will be pleased to see new faces. In fact, we haven't seen your kind around these parts since eighteen hundred and sixty two."

"Thank you miss for the information, may I ask where I might find this princess?" Fritz asked.

"Sure! If you go to the train station, look for the one heading for Canterlot, then once you reach Canterlot, go towards the big castle." The mare said.

After another long travel, they spoke with the princess, she was sweet as could be. She had a flowing mane, and according to her, she also had a sister who was...lost.

The soldiers packed up their things and left. Though a few of their stuff got left behind. A swastika banner, a panzer crew members uniform, and some rations.

2016

Ponyville, Equestria.

Anon, a teenager who was born in nineteen hundred and ninety eight, has lived in Equestria ever since two thousand ten and he still hasn't adjusted, he lives alone, is not in a relationship (Because he feels that dating a pony is just plain wrong) and has a bad case of the ID10T error.

Since he was twelve, the age he was when he ended up in Equestria, he has wanted to at least kiss one of the Mane Six. But now, he just thinks of it as a childish fantasy. He is eighteen and spends most of his time in his house playing his favorite games, which some ponies are bothered by, Transformers related games, Wolfenstein games, Call Of Duty games, and Lego games. Today, June twenty third, two thousand sixteen, he is being pressured by Twilight to actually live out his *Childish Fantasy* and kiss her...on the lips.

"Twilight, I don't even know how to kiss." Anon said as he walked away from her. Only for her to grab him and pin him to the wall, metaphorically.

"Than let me show you how. You just pucker your lips like this, then you put your lips to my lips." Twilight explained.

Anon finally got the idea and, for the first time in his life, kissed a girl.

To be continued...