Aryanne: A New Story Of Nonsense.

After sharing a very awkward kiss with Twilight Sparkle, Anon decides to go on a trip to a bar in Canterlot to clear his mind, and try to avoid another touchy-feely pony. He walks inside and asks the barkeeper for the tastiest apple cider they have, while waiting Anon notices a blonde haired, blue eyed, white furred mare walk into the bar. She was wearing a pair of jack boots, an all black uniform, and...a SS Totenkopf hat?

Anon couldn't believe it, a pony dressed as a member of the Waffen-SS, he realized that he kept staring at her breasts, of course she didn't have her top buttons buttoned so much of her cleavage was showing. She walked up to Anon and said "Guten Tag, mein Freund! My name is Aryanne, and you are?"

Anon looked at her for a moment than replied "Oh, um, my name is Anon." Aryanne snickered. "Anon?" She said "Well, its not the most bizarre name I've heard. By the way, want to share a drink? I will pay of course." Anon couldn't believe his luck, not only had he met a SS pony, he met a SS pony who was actually sweet and nice, not mean and hateful.  "Of course, er, Aryanne. by the way, what does "Guten Tag, mein Freund" mean?" Aryanne took a moment to respond, she kept looking at him with a loving stare. "It means "Good Day, my Friend" its a Germaneian phrase, I use it when I meet new ponies, or in your case, new people." Anon smiled. "So Germaneia, I've heard of it, it's Equestria's equivalent to Germany. By the way, where did you get that uniform?" Anon asked. Aryanne gave the question a deep thought than replied "Oh, I got it from my father, he based off of pictures of the same uniform that can be found in the Equestria National History Museum, they were taken from Ponyville after a group of humans left some of their things behind. You can check it out if you'd like, since you're in Canterlot it shouldn't be hard to find the Museum, it's the big building with a statue of Princess Celestia in front of it."

Anon smiled, he told her that he was just curious on how that uniform got into Equestria. "Oh, okay! Now lets see how much these drinks..." Aryanne paused, she noticed Anon staring at her. "Something wrong?" She asked. "Oh, um, no, no, I was just thinking of how beautiful you are." Anon answered. Aryanne blushed, she felt the same thing. After she paid for their drinks, Aryanne said she had to go home. "Wait, may I walk you home?" Anon asked. Aryanne smiled and took Anons arm.

They arrived at her house, Anon gave Aryanne a hug and said "Guten Tag, mein Freund." Aryanne smiled, and surprised him with a kiss on the lips. "Guten Tag, mein Freund!" She said.

For the next  week or so, Anon spent most of his time thinking about Aryanne, more importantly her "Nazi" uniform, and how he had forgotten to tell her where HE lived so she could visit him. There was a knock on his door. "Ugh. If it's that Human-Crazed pony Lyra again, I'm going to pour cold water on her head." He said as he walked towards the door. "Hello, What is..." He paused. "...Aryanne?! How'd you find me? I didn't tell you where I lived." He was in shock to see Aryanne at his door. Aryanne wasn't alone, behind her was Twilight Sparkle who, thanks to Anon, knew that Anon was love struck with Aryanne. "I found her wondering around Rarity's Beautique, she matched your exact description of her!" Twilight exclaimed.

Anon didn't understand how Twilight knew about Aryanne, he had kept very quiet about it. "Wait, Twilight how did you know about her? I never even mentioned anything about my trip to the bar." Anon asked.

Twilight, a little sheepish, said "Well, er, I kinda, snuck into your room while you were sleeping and overheard you talking about how you wished Aryanne would come and visit you, than you gave a complete description of her."

Anon was furious but then he calmed down.

"Okay, so Aryanne, want to come inside? I have some soda in my fridge if you want one." Anon said. Aryanne nodded her head, and Twilight left them alone. After getting settled in, Aryanne asked Anon a question. "Will you be my boyfriend?" Anon nearly chocked on his soda.

"Wha-what? Um, sure, I mean... Yes! Yes! Yes!" He exclaimed with delight. Anon gave Aryanne a kiss on the lips as she went on her way back to her home.

Anon sat down to play his video game, as he played he thought out loud "Oh, these ponies." He said with a smile.

To be continued...