Aryanne: A New Story Of Nonsense.

"Nein!" Aryanne shouted as Anon fell off a ladder. "Are you okay? Do I need to give you mouth to mouth?"

"No, I'm fine... just a little shacked up. Ouch! What are you...OW! OW! OW!" Anon shouted as Aryanne bit his ears.

"What? I'm just trying to give you some loving... you act like you haven't have your ear nibbled on before." Aryanne said as she rubbed his ear.

"That was not nibbling! That was biting, there is a deference." Anon said as he pushed Aryanne off of him. "Now, I'm gonna go home and rest."

Anon had been working on fixing the roof of his house before a bee surprised and scared him, that's why he was falling, Aryanne decided she would fix it for him to make up for nearly biting his ear off. She finished up and went inside Anons house. "There, all done! Now, may I use your shower? I'm starting to smell like rotten milk." Aryanne asked as she touched Anon on the shoulder.

"Yeah, I could smell you when you walked through the door, go on up the stairs, to the left." Anon said as Aryanne went to Anons bathroom.

Aryanne stripped off her clothes, revealing her white fur covered breasts, and stepped into the bath tub, as she was taking her shower Anon walked by the bathroom, and Aryanne forgot to close the door, he noticed how her white fur flowed with her yellow mane and tail, he tried to fight the urge to walk in on her and get in the shower behind her, he eventually closed the bathroom door and went to lay down on his bed for some well needed rest.

"I'm a little tea pot short and stout, this is my handle and this is my spout." Aryanne sang as she sprayed on perfume. "Anon seemed angry with me when I asked to use his shower, in fact he was very rude to me. I wounder if it had anything to do with me nibbling on his ear. Oh well, I will just say good bye and head back to... wait, is Anon... Oh Mein Gott!" Aryanne gasped as she noticed Anon masturbating in his sleep, he mentioned her name and how erotic she looked when she was in the shower.

"Oh yes Aryanne! Right there! Your furry muzzle is so warm on my..." Anon woke up and realized what he had been doing, and saying. "Oh, Aryanne! This isn't what it looks like!"

Aryanne just stared blankly at him, she couldn't believe that he was sexually attracted to her, even when Anon snapped his fingers in her face she didn't budge. Then she shook her head and said "Well, I...I can not believe what I just saw! You, of all people, sexually attracted to a creature that is not of the same species as you... All I have to say is..." Anon shook, he couldn't believe that he just blew the only chance he had at getting a girl, er, mare-friend. "I feel the same about you!" Anon froze, he just heard Aryanne, a Anthro Pony, say she was sexually attracted to him, of course he did start it.

"Aryanne, I...I am sorry... I didn't know what I was doing, please don't joke about this. I really do love you but...we can't... you know... have sex." Anon said as he blushed.

Aryanne smiled, then kissed him on the lips and walked out.

Anon hadn't seen nor spoken to Aryanne in two weeks, why would she want to see or speak to him after what she caught him doing, then one day Twilight walked up to him. Twilight slapped him on the face and began yelling at him "You selfish, perverted, disgrace of a human! How could you? You've done a lot of crazy and stupid stuff over the years, but this one beats them all! I mean really, you couldn't have waited until after Aryanne left to... pleasure yourself? Ugh, you make me sick!"

Anon was embarrassed, so much that he actually began to cry. "I...I am really sorry! Please, I didn't mean to, I fell asleep and didn't know what I was doing, how did you even find out? And why are you so angry? I thought we were friends." Anon sobbed.

Twilight felt guilty about it, but then again she did have a reason to be angry, she accepted his apology and apologized herself for being so mean. "I'm sorry also, and I actually put some cameras in your room when I felt you had been looking at... er... erotic stuff on your computer."

Anon was relieved when he found out that Aryanne had kept the whole thing a secret and finally, after two weeks, Aryanne showed up and asked him out on a date, she promised she wouldn't nibble on his ear if he didn't masturbate to erotic pictures of her.

"I promise I don't even have any erotic pictures of anyone, you can check my computer. Also, I really don't mind ear nibbling I was just upset because I fell off the ladder, I had no excuse to take it out on you. So if it makes you happy, you can nibble on my ears anytime you want... lets just save the erotic fantasies for our next date." Anon said as he took Aryanne's hand and walked with her to a restaurant.

To be continued....