My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

The morning sun rose across Canterlot as birds were chirping, squirrels hiding their acorns... and all that shit. Okay I've done my nice thing for today, where's my paycheck? Sunset slowly opened her eyes as she got up, revealing the girls, including Twilight, all in the kitchen making some breakfast. Though considering that the criminals all got microwave food it wouldn't be called breakfast more like- ah fuck it it's called breakfast now. Where's my paycheck? Sunset got up and rubbed her eyes as she made her way to the kitchen, which was right next to her. Rainbow and Pinkie were sitting on the island, Rarity was by the microwave, waiting for the meal to finish, Applejack was rummaging through the fridge while Fluttershy was by the couch. Twilight was no where to be seen at all. No like seriously where's my fucking paycheck.

"Hey where's Twilight?" asked Sunset. Still want my paycheck.

"She's in the restroom, at least trying to figure out what a restroom is." said Rainbow. As if on cue, a flush was heard then the sound of a door opening. Twilight came around the corner with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of her shoe. All the girls couldn't help but snicker at the sight, whilst Twilight was confused as ever.

"I didn't know how it worked." she said. Just then the door that lead to the garage opened, revealing Mark with a terrified look.

"I ran over so many people during my sleep in my car...... I'm scarred for life." he said shivering. The basement door then opened revealing Chris, with a smile.

"Good morning everyone! I hope my evil alter-ego didn't molest all of you in your sleep last night, because that tends to happen a lot!" exclaimed Chris, leaving confused and worried looks on the girl's faces.

"Molest... childhood memories coming back." said Mark as he started shivering again.

Daddy what are you doing? Please don't pull down my pants to give me a spanking! I promise I'll be a good boy! Please no! OW! Daddy something is going up my butt! Please no Daddy! That hurts! OW!

Mark started shivering more and more until tears started forming in his eyes.

Just then Percy and Roger came around the corner. Percy yawned while Roger scratched his ass.

"I had a dream where I murdered this twat for leaving me behind at the prison." said Roger.

"Fuck you!" exclaimed Percy off screen. At that moment, Ashlynn came around the corner, rubbing her eyes.

"Has anybody seen Steele. He wasn't in bed when I woke up?" asked Ashlynn tiredly.

"Are you asking because you wanted to have sex with him?" asked Chris.

"What?! No! O-of course not! Why would- why would you think that? Hahahaha." said Ashlynn nervously. Just then Nathan came floating down from the roof that he slept on, again went through the ceiling like a ghost. He had his arms crossed and had a stern look, until it changed to his default smile.

"Oh golly, I had a dream where I was helping a magical pony princess and there were also other ponies as well, except they were guys." Nathan said, except on the last part his voice changed to somewhat manly. The girls looked at Twilight who happens to be a princess from another dimension. Just then the door came flying in, smashing Mark against the wall. The door fell off him as Mark had his eyes rolled back but still visible. He had drool coming from his mouth as he groaned in agony. He then fell to ground as the man who knocked down the door appeared. It was Steele holding a man with a green sweater. He through the man to the floor, surprising everyone.

"Wassup futha-muckers?" he said sounded a big psychotic. "I've been up all night murdering those for no apparent reason but for my own amusement. I now have the feeling to torture someone right now."

"Please in the name of my green sweater, don't hurt me." said the guy in the green sweater in a monotone voice with no emotion.

"We went on magical adventures." said Nathan still talking about his dream.

"Hahahaha! You think begging can stop me? Foolish fool! I am on a bloodlust that can only be quenched through torture... and marshmallows, hmmm, marshmallows." Steele said licking his lips.

"Is the licking really necessary?" asked Roger.

"I'm your boyfriend now Roger." replied Steele who started licking his lips more violently.

"Okay... ew." said the captive.

"We defeated demons and evil wizards." said Nathan, still talking about his dream.

"Let us go to the basement so the torture may commence. And would someone bring marshmallows." said Steele.

"Hey Steele, can you gain the urge to stop acting weird." said Percy.

"Can you gain the urge to shut the fuck up and give me marshmallows." Percy rolled his eyes as he sighed in frustration. Steele then grabbed the man and walked over to the basement. "If you hear crying for agony and screaming of torture, just ignore it as best as you can. And grab me a bag of marshmallows." With that he shut the door with a loud BANG! Everyone stared at what just happened. Steele isn't sort of the guy who would get a random bloodlust and start torturing for no reason but for his own amusement. And certainly not talk that way as well.

"This group is getting fucking weird." said Mark in a voice cracking tone.

"We also defeated dragons." said Nathan.

A few hours passed since Steele became, well not Steele, so everyone decided to ignore it and hope for the better.... oh how they were wrong. In those few hours, all they heard were screaming and electricity running. The girls and Steele's crew tried their best to ignore it, but the screaming soon became louder. Eventually it stopped and all that filled the air was silence. This silence went on for a few moments, so all that was heard was the TV running.

"Oh look, it's my commercial!" exclaimed Nathan.

"You have a commercial?" asked Sunset.

Nathan: HEY- *coughs uncontrollably*

*SMPTE colored bars appears on the screen and text reads [let's try that again] along with sine wave tone going off for only a second*

Nathan: HEY EVERYONE! Did you break your TV remote? Well no need to fear! Because Duct-Tape is here! Duct-Tape fixes all! Broken TV remote? FIXED! Broken satellite dish? FIXED! Broken marriage? Uh... well... it's worth a shot. WORTH A SHOT! Come by to your nearest Wal-Mart to get Duct-Tape! I, Nathan Roman-

Percy (off screen in a distance): That's not your name!

Nathan: Will give you the fabulous Duct-Tape in order to fix all your problems. And to prove this works, here's Steele to approve it!

Steele (in a monotone voice): I can neither confirm or deny that this works.

Nathan: Come buy Duct-Tape! Only $99.95.... plus tax and shipping.

*Text: Duck Taep fixses all! is shown on the screen, yes he misspelled the words*

"I still can't believe that got on the air." said Percy with lidded eyes. Just then, the door to the basement swung opened revealing a blood coated Steele, who had a devious smirk.

"Percy!" he yelled. Percy took away his attention from the microwave to look at him. "Bring me my marshmallows or I'm gonna cut your arm off and eat it right in front of you, that is that you don't die from blood loss that is." He laughed for a moment before gaining a serious facial expression.

"What is wrong with you? Ever since the Diamond heist you've been acting... strange." Percy asked.

"I'm fucking insane." said Steele with the devious smirk again.

"Hello Mr. Insane. May I call you Fucking?" asked Nathan.

"Call me Susan." That statement alone confused everyone in the room.

"Susan?" asked Sunset.

"Yeah." replied Steele.

"S-Susan?" said Roger in a confused manner.

"What?" asked Steele slightly annoyed.

"Susan?!" exclaimed Rainbow.

"What the frig do you want?!" yelled Steele.

"That's a girls name." said Percy.

"Yeah so." said Steele.

"Why would you want to be called Susan?" asked Roger.

"Why are you such an annoying bitch?"

"OOOHHH! YOU GOT ROASTED! Yah gonna have to kill yoself now ni-" said Nathan.

"Don't you dare finish that word." said Percy.

"I was gonna say nice guy, but okay."

"I don't understand why you're called that." commented Mark.

"Nobody does, it isn't funny." said Steele with his devious smirk again. For a brief moment, they could see some sort of demonic face inside his eyes, with white eyes and sharpen red fangs, with a tongue of a snake. That alone creeped everyone out as they backed up a few inches. Steele saw this and continued to smirk. The group however had no idea that The Diamond took over Steele, feeding off his hate and anger.