My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

[2 weeks later]

[01:34:57]

The police were informed from an anonymous tip that a mass murder has happen in an abandoned apartment complex, consisting on the Mexican Mafia. They were already en route to the location, in which 12 minutes were topped. However, with the Mercy Hospital Heist and The Diamond Heist, CPD was low on cops, so only 4 officers were sent to the apartment complex. Alas, they arrived and took pre-caution, arming themselves with shotguns and heavy pistols w/ flashlight.

One officer carefully opened the door, while pointing his gun to be ready in case anyone tried attacking them. He peeked in and saw the bloody murder. Bodies were everyone, blood was everywhere. Some were hanged, some had their throats slit, while some had their organs removed. One of the officers threw up behind the door while the others looked in horror.

"Jesus." said one officer.

"I know. This city is getting struck by crime. There was the hospital, then the jewelry store, now... a mass murder. Why is quiet old Canterlot not so... quiet?" asked another.

"I don't know, but the sooner we find out, the better." said the third.

"Then we can recruit more officers. CPD isn't looking good now." said the final fourth as he came from behind the door.

"I'm gonna check in that room to see if there's any more bodies." said the 2nd cop.

"Be careful Jones." said the 1st. Jones approached the closed door with his flashlight in his hand. He slowly grasped the knob and slowly turned it. He then opened the door with caution and pointed his gun in the middle of the room, enlightening the area. What he saw confused him. It was a man, with his hands on his desk, with a stick note on his forehead. The man's eyes were covered by the note however. Jones walked up to the man to see if he was alright.

"Sir... you alright?" he asked. He then saw the note and took it and read it aloud. "The eyes are the window to the soul." He was slightly confused so he took a look at the man's hands. They were cupped on the desk, as if they were hiding something. Jones slowly took the hands and turned them over, bad decision. What he saw frightened him. Under the hands were eye balls, one in each hand, staring straight into Jones' eyes. Jones then looked at the man, who's eyes were gone.

Jones started whimpering and started backing away, until he hit a solid surface. He looked behind him to see the door was closed, and he didn't close it. He started whimpering some more until a hand was placed upon his shoulder. Jones' eyes shot wide open in fear and slowly turned around to see a man with a devious smirk. It was Steele.

"The eyes are truly the windows to the soul." Steele said.

Outside, the other 3 officers were too busy looking around for evidence, until the sounds of banging and a lamp breaking caught their attention. The 3 officers looked at each other then back at the door.

"Jones? You alright in there?" asked the 2nd officer.

"Yes Clyde, I'm alright. I'm just, hanging out." The voice didn't match Jones' and it seemed as if they were trying to impersonate him.

"My name is not Clyde." said the 2nd officer. Like Jones, he approached the closed door and opened it. He then dropped his flashlight at the sight of Jones, hanging from the neck by a noose. Then out of nowhere, Steele got right in front of the officer's face.

"Boo!" he exclaimed as he punched the officer out of the office. He landed with a loud THUD. The other officers looked and saw Steele with shrunken pupils and bloodshot eyes, with a devilish smirk. Steele then jumped into the air doing a forward somersault and landing on the side of a wall, as if he was a spider. The two officers shined their flashlights at him, still showing off his devious smirk.

"The boys in blue... are now boys in red!" With that Steele jumped off the wall and pounced on an officer, who fell on his back while firing his shotgun towards the legs of his comrade. The 3rd officer fell down, grabbing his ankles, all while looking at Steele disemboweling the officer he pounced, with his bare hands. Steele looked at the 3rd officer with his devious smirk. The 3rd officer's eyes widen, as Steele crawled his way towards him.

The only thing that was heard were the sounds of screaming and manically laughing from Steele.

Nathan clicked the channel button on the TV remote, hoping something would come on, sadly nothing was on. The girls were already getting sick and tired about staying and wanted to go home. Surely their families would be worrying, and their schoolwork.

"You girls are stupid you know that?" asked Percy. The girls turned to look at him with an insulted face.

"What do yah mean?" asked Applejack in a defensive tone.

"You got in an armored car filled with strangers promising you money. That's like having a van that says, 'Free Candy' on it, hoping some stupid child would come in. Your families must be worried sick about you. Haven't they taught you about stranger danger in school?" asked Percy.

"Now that I thought about it... it was kind of... well stupid." said Fluttershy.

"Yeah but we're doing this for the money right? I mean we got to save the Cakes and Sugar Cube Corner." said Rainbow.

"I admire your loyalty to these... Cakes... but for all you know we may have took out your organs and sell them on the black market then use you girls as sex slaves, you know, human trafficking. It's a cold world out there you know."

"We barely have problems in Equestria. It's always so nice and people are always friendly towards others." said Sunset.

"I agree." said Twilight.

"Yeah well this isn't Equestria. It's America, home of the shit-filled cities, where crimes are options, murder, robbery you name it. Where lies and cheating are a thing, when candidates go corrupt, law enforcement go corrupt, gangs, psychopaths. Fattest country ever. America is a safe place to live but at the same time... it's not." explained Percy. "Makes me wonder how your world works."

"Well we have 2 princesses that rule Equestria. Punishment is severe, for instance you can get sent to the moon or sun."

"First off you'll die on the sun, second, the sun is gas not solid."

"I understand that but in our world it's different. So crime is kind of little in there. Maybe you can use your princess to use that law."

"Sorry but we don't have princesses, we have presidents. And even Obama can't make that rule. Then when Hilary or Trump get's elected, well, let's just say we might have to go live on the moon."

"You know you remind us as Twilight." said Rarity.

"I do?"

"He does?"

"Yeah, I mean you're both very smart and kind of go on rants about... well..." Rarity couldn't find the words.

"Egg-head stuff." finished Rainbow.

"Well I did go to UCLA back in California... that is until Steele got me kicked after he assaulted a professor. Come to think about it that professor died more than a month ago in a murder-suicide shooting." said Percy. "The point is I'm extremely smart. Smart enough to hack into both the FBI AND CIA.... and also Hilary's e-mails." bragged Percy.

"Guys." said Nathan. Percy and the girls looked over to him to see what's up. "The author is too busy being a lazy asshole that he's having me say this line just so a character could appear after I ask an obvious question." This got confused looks on everyone.

"What?" asked Percy raising an eye-brow.

"News!"

Breaking news! Canterlot is shooken up with crime for the past 2 weeks. First there was a hospital heist that consisted of 4 armed clowns, then a jewelry store robbery consisting of 6 men and 7 girls who are believe to be hostages. The famous Hoboken Diamond was stolen from the jewelry store while blood was taken from a sick patient that is believed to have the Green Flu during the hospital raid. That was 2 weeks ago. Just last night, the Mexican Mafia in this city was murdered in ways that we cannot describe. Police was stationed to the murder sight, only to be murdered themselves. We ask the Chief of CPD what he thinks of this.

Chief: HOW THE HELL DID YOU PEOPLE GET IN MY HOUSE?!

"I wonder who could've done that?" asked Nathan in a 'I know, you don't know' kind of tone. He then looked at the camera with a glare. Just then the door swung open, again, revealing a bloody Steele, again again.

"I'm still fucking insane!" he exclaimed.

"Yeah, we know." said Rainbow.

"Watch your language there mister." said Nathan pointing his finger at Steele. Since the girls are so used to him being so bloody everyday, they aren't as shocked as they were before.

"It is implied that I am flipping you off." said Steele (off screen). "And now it's time to put my plan into action. A plan so sinister, that it will create World War 5!"

"Are you going to take Canterlot High School's students hostages, attempt to kill the principal and vice-principal then destroy the school along with the students using a giant bomb because your so god damn crazy?" asked Nathan.

"Foolish fool! You cannot see into the future, that is my job... okay seriously where's my god damn marshmallows?"

"Watch your language!"

"I am going to be in the basement doing evil stuff.... kthxbai." With that he closed the basement door to do 'evil stuff' apparently, leaving the girls all confused.

"Is it just me or is he getting fucking weird each day?" asked Percy.

"LANGUAGE!"

Steele was in the middle of the dimly lit room that is a basement. He pulled out his phone and tapped 'Contacts' and tapped 'Oliver'. The phone rang twice before someone answered.

Go away. said the voice belonging to Oliver.

"Why that's not a very nice thing to say." said Steele.

If you're trying to seduce me, I'm still not interested.

"Seduce you? Why would I ever do that?"

"Because ever since we met 2 weeks ago, you've always been asking if I would want to have sex with you. The answer is still no by the way. Now you won't stop calling me, and every time you call you always ask if I would want to have sex with you! It's fucking annoying!

"Language!"

"Well Mr. Fiddlestick, it's your lucky day."

That's not my name, and why is it my lucky day?

"Because I need you to do me a huge favor."

And that is?

"Make me a bomb."

Then can you stop asking if I want to have sex with me?

"Yes."

Perfect! I will totally give you a bomb under no gay circumstances.

...

"We gonna fuck."

GOD DAMNIT! NO!