My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

"Action!"

"Attention assholes of this college- I mean school, god damnit!" The whole studio went into laughter because Steele mixed up college and school. "It- it looks like a college!' laughed Steele.

"Cut."

"Action!"

The scene where the Pitbull rams the backside of the bus at the beginning was being filmed. The driver just finished his line and the Pitbull was about to ram it. Just then the back side of the bus exploded revealing the Kool-Aid man.

"Oh yeah!" yelled the Kool-Aid man. The Pitbull stopped immediately, and soon the whole cast and studio was laughing their asses off. The Pitbull then started reversing at full speed, knocking over some equipment on the way while the Kool-Aid man just stared at it with his dumb fucking face.

"Scene! Action"

The scene where all the cops are in front of the Jewelry Store starts and the Taser was suppose to make his appearance.

"Electric shock any- WAAH!" yelled the Taser as he tripped and fell into a police car. The studio and cast were laughing as hard as they could.

"Alright, and Action!"

Steele fired his gun, which were blanks just to be safe because in the movie they didn't really use real guns. They weren't taking any real deaths today. Steele fired it and it actually hit someone in the shoulder. The guy who got hit screamed in agony while Steele stared at him with wide eyes.

"Did I- is this a real gun?" asked Steele worriedly. He checked the cartridge and it had a full mag minus the one he shot. "This is a real gun! Who gave me a real gun?" The crew started laughing, the only one wasn't Steele. "No this- this isn't funny! I just shot a man with a real gun!"

"Action!"

"Come on is this not the face of a person who needs to go number 2." said Nathan.

"I thought it was number 1?" asked Steele.

"Now it's a number 3."

"What the hell is a number 3?"

"Wup! Now it's a number 4."

"You're not even making any sense anymore!"

"Cut!" yelled the director.

"Action!"

"You look beautiful Applejack." said Micro Chips. Applejack waited for something else as that wasn't his line.

"Aren't you going to say something else?" asked Applejack.

"That's all."

"What? I thought I was suppose to look like a beautiful angel that came from heaven?" Micro Chips stayed quiet.

"Oh whoops." he said.

"Cut!"

"These zombies are very well dressed. You would be too if you had those clothes. I'm a fat black man. You're very beautiful, you pull off the fat well." said Nathan in his sleep. At that moment, Rarity started giggling, then laughing. Nathan got up and looked at her. Rarity continued the laugh.

"I'm- I'm sorry. It's just- it's just- that line is so funny." she said while wiping a tear. "You pull off the fat well."

"Cut!" Rarity continued to laugh.

"Well guys... it looks like we're heading back to school." Steele took off the binoculars and immediately everyone started laughing. His eyes were circled with ink like he had big glasses on. Steele took notice of this and started questioning why everyone was laughing. "What? What's so funny?" Steele took out his phone and saw the ink around his eyes. "Oh. Hahahaha. Real funny Roger."

"Let's make a little money." said Steele as he put on his skull mask, except it was a skull. The mask was replaced with a kawaii girl mask, and everyone started laughing. "What?" asked Steele as he took off the mask. He noticed it wasn't the mask the producers gave to him. "Roger!" He said playfully.

Steele quickly unzipped his jacket and took it off. The scene where he was about to fight Rainbow Dash was about to start so he had to take off his leather jacket. However his plain white T-Shirt was replaced by a white T-Shirt that had 'My Little Pony' on it. Everyone started laughing and Steele wondered why. He took a great look at the shirt and grew an angry expression.

"Damnit Roger!" yelled Steele as he started walking towards Roger off screen.

"This is the costume that Steele is going to use for when he transforms into that dragon." said Sunset as she lead the camera over to Steele who was wearing a horrific dragon costume with derp eyes and the tail falling off. The camera man couldn't contain his laughter and burst into laughter. Steele had an unamused facial expression.

"This is the stupidest thing I've worn since I had to wear that stripper outfit for that one episode of our show." said Steele.

"You must be real fast because your name is Cheetah! Cheetah!" yelled Roger referencing the episode. Steele flipped him off. The whole crew stared laughing.

"Wow Brian this is amazing." said Peter Griffin of Family Guy. "I can't believe we're getting our own movie."

"Yeah it's about time." said Brian. "I mean the Simpsons made a movie, and Futurama made 4, it's about time Family Guy made one."

"Wow I feel excited as the time when Michael Jackson wanted to play Spider-Man in the 2002 movie." Just then Stewie came up on set coming towards Brian.

"Hey guys. I have to tell you something." said Stewie.

"What is it?" asked Brian.

"Well I spoke to the director and he did say he was making a movie. But... hahahaha, it's- it's not a Family Guy movie."

"Then what is it?"

"Action!"

Just then the Pitbull came starting coming in at full speed and eventually stopping. As soon as it stopped, it hit Brian, Peter, and Stewie, causing them to fly off screen.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" yelled the three of them. A loud bang was heard in the background with equipment coming into view of the camera.

"Ooohhhh." groaned Stewie.

"I'll have 2 number 1's and a salad, the salad by itself." said Steele. Now it was Nathan's turn to order.

"I'll have a number 45, with extra cheese, 2 number 2's, with a extra cheese, a dip with extra dip, and a large soda with extra number 425-"

"Blublublublublublub." said Steele as he Nathan and Mark were sitting on the couch.

"Ooooohhhhh." said Mark in a orgasmic kind of tone.

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" asked Nathan in the rhythm of how the theme song goes.

"Ah. Spongebob Squarepants!" yelled Steele.

"Hey oh Spongebob!" yelled Mark.

"Hey Spongebob Squarepants! HEEEEEYYYYY ah."

"HEEEEEEeeeeyyyy. Yeah."

"With extra dip with extra cheese, a number 2 large, with an extra large cheese soda, with a number 45 large, and a small beer, a number 4 with extra number 2, 3 number 9's one with lettuce-"

"Action!"

Nathan came busting out of the Jewelry store in a full on Kool-Aid man outfit on.

"OH YEAH!" he yelled, causing the crew to laugh. "Who want's a piece of me?" Nathan started backing up, and started to lose his balance. "OH NO!" He fell on the ground, and tried his hardest to get up, like a turtle on it's back. This caused a lot of people to laugh.

"Large dip soda, with a number 666, 45 number 9's, and a small number 5-"

"Only you can prevent wild fires." said Smokey bear on the television show they were watching.

"But I'm a pyromaniac." said Mark.

"Well then you're a dick to animals." said Smokey causing Mark to give a WTF face while raising his hands in the air. The whole crew started laughing.

"Did I just get insulted by a anthropomorphic bear wearing a hat who has a fire phobia on television?" asked Mark.

"With cheese with extra cheese, a large diet dip-" Steele banged his head on the steering wheel because he was getting bored of Nathan ordering, while the others were asleep. The horn kept going off without stopping. "2 number 45's with a number 9-"

Steele put in the CD in the CD player, expecting Rock House to play, except... they got Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

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As soon as the music started, everyone went wide eyed at the sound of the song.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled the girls.

"OH MY EARS!" yelled Mark as he started swirling the steering wheel causing the car to shake.

"TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF!" yelled Steele as he started rapidly pushing buttons. In the back Nathan was getting thrown around. He hit the sides of the car, and at one point he hit the ceiling. The trunk then opened, sending Nathan flying down the road behind them, his body laying there motionless in the background while the chaos was happening in the car.

It was late at night, and everyone was out of the car, except Nathan who kept ordering.

"A large number 45, with extra large soda.... on second thought remember the second thing I ordered, scratch that, I'll have everything I just said except the second thing.... hello? Hello?" Nathan then got out of the car and got in front of the speaker. He grabbed it and took a deep breath. "CAN YOU HEAR ME?!" he yelled.

*End*