My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

The sounds of screaming and electricity running was all that was heard in the house. This creeped out the girls as they have never heard a person begging for his life. They've never heard, 'Oh god!' or 'Please! No! Don't!' or 'Just kill me you fucking assholes!' before. Finally the electricity stopped and so did the screaming. The door to the basement opened up, revealing Steele, who had the calmest of looks on his face, despite torturing the poor bastard.

"Steele." said Sunset.

"Yeah." he answered.

"Are you done, uh, hurting the man?" asked Sunset.

"1. We got the information out of him. 2. I didn't torture him, Chris did." This left the group confused, as they only saw Chris as a normal guy.

"Chris? Why'd he do it?" asked Applejack.

"Because Chris is a psychopath. He has an unquenchable bloodlust. He enjoys hurting other people." said Steele in a tone that says, 'you know'.

"But Nathan said you had the bloodlust darling." said Rarity.

"Yeah well Nathan's known to exaggerate once and a while." They then heard the sounds of electricity running and the sounds of agonizing screaming. Steele looked down at the basement. "Chris! Stop torturing the poor bastard! We already got the information we needed."

"Aww." said Chris in a disappointed tone.

"Information that you wrongly acquired." said Applejack. Steele turned to see Applejack's suspicious expression.

"That's how we work." he said in a defensive way.

"In the FBI?" Applejack raised an eyebrow, as if she knew the answer. This left Steele dumbfounded.

"FBI?... OH! Y-yes! FBI! Yep! That's how it works in the FBI." he started scratching the backside of his head before walking off to the fridge. The girls were suspicious of this. He kept hesitating to answer their questions about them being in the FBI. As if he was lying. Applejack looked at Rarity for a moment, and then an idea popped into her head.

"Hey Rarity." said Applejack catching Rarity's attention. "How about you use your, 'Raritiness' and make him answer our questions. You know, soften up a bit."

"Ugh! Puh-lease! I would never do such thing to a man. Sure I am beautiful, but I never do it to get what I want." said Rarity.

"Rarity you do it all the time with boys at our school just so you can get the notes." said Rainbow with lidded unimpressed eyes. Rarity rolled her eyes and approached Steele, who was still rummaging in the fridge.

"Oh Steele!" she said in a singing voice. Steele turned around, hands still in the fridge. "May I ask you a few questions?" Rarity started blinking fast. Steele was unfazed by this however.

"Sure." he said in a calm tone. Rarity cleared her throat.

"Well what exactly is your position in the FBI?" she said sweetly. Steele's eyes widened at the question.

"M-my position?" he said nervously. Rarity nodded. Steele cleared his throat to prepare an answer. "Well, uh... you see... my position is too uhhh track down any suspects! Yeah that's it. Take Carl for instance. I have a case on him that he was selling illegal items, like The Diamond. That's why we're here to take it back from him." he said with a smile.

"Oh is that so darling. Well maybe if you would have dinner with me, maybe we could talk this more?" she said blinking her eyes fast again. Steele's face quickly turned into lidded eyes.

"Rarity, your 17 and I'm 28. That's an eleven year difference right there. I'm a lot of things, but pedophile isn't one of them." with that Steele grabbed a cold water, chugged it down in front of her, and threw the bottle on the ground. Ashlynn then came up to him and put an arm around him.

"Hey Steele. Seeing that I'm free tonight, wanna see a movie?" asked Ashlynn with a slight blush on her face.

"Ashlynn, I'm gonna be busy with a lot of things tonight... so no." He said as he tucked under her arm and walked away. Ashlynn looked down in disappointment and walked in a different direction. Rarity returned to the others.

"He said his job is to track criminals or suspects." said Rarity.

"Well that does kind of make sense if you ask me." said Fluttershy.

"Ah don't know. He just seems like he's lyin' is all." said Applejack. The girls then looked at Steele who just opened his bedroom door, but was stopped by Nathan calling his name.

"Steele!" Nathan called.

"What?" Steele asked.

"Can you come with me in the bathroom for a moment. I need to go number 1 and I don't want to spill everywhere."

"Nathan, you're a grown man, you don't need anyone to go with you into the bathroom."

"But I'm afraid I may spill number 1 everywhere."

"I highly doubt you need to go number 1 that bad. Otherwise you'll be dancing."

"Come on! Is this not the face of a person who needs to go number 2."

"You just said it was number 1!"

"Now it's a number 3."

"What the hell is a number 3?" Nathan then grabbed Steele's shoulders and pulled him closer to his face, with their faces literally centimeters from each other.

"I want your body Steele!" Nathan yelled.

"Why does everybody keep hitting on me?!" Steele asked with a worried look. Back with the girls, Applejack still thought that this whole thing seemed suspicious. Steele fought with Nathan's grip for a while before cutting loose, eventually going to his room and slamming the door. Nathan shrugged and walked off.

The girls all took their sleeping bags and laid them on the ground in the living room. Steele each brought them pillows for them to sleep on from while he was at out and about. Steele and Ashlynn slept in his parents room, or was his parents room, Roger in his childhood room, and Percy in his sister's room. Nathan slept on the couch because to him, it felt like heaven. Mark slept in his red Lamborghini Sesto Elemento and Chris slept in the basement with an unconscious Carl Fletcher. Steele did manage to bring their pajamas for them while he was also out and about. They did come with him to tell him where they lived and that. There was an incident with Rainbow's parents where he threaten to call the cops on him. Let's just say he "took care" of them with a tranquilizer.

Applejack was brushing her teeth in the bathroom like every other night she does. She spit out her spit and washed her face. She turned the faucet off and walked out into the hall. She was walking past Steele's and Ashlynn's room until she heard something.

"I don't know about this." said Ashlynn behind the door. Applejack peeked through via almost closed door where she saw Ashlynn sitting on the end of the bed wearing a white tank top and blue short underwear.

"Steele I don't know how much we can keep up with this." said Ashlynn. Applejack turned a little and saw Steele putting his watch on the desk. He was wearing a black TAPOUT shirt, black shorts and black socks. On the bottom of his right arm, there was a tattoo of a Desert Eagle pointing upwards on his body. He turned to Ashlynn with a calm look.

"Look they haven't figured it out yet. It's fine." reassured Steele.

"Well what if they do. They should already know by now seeing that we're not in an actually FBI building. Besides if they bought the whole FBI thing, they would've figured it out when you tortured Carl."

"When Chris tortured him. They're teenagers, teenagers are stupid nowadays. Back when I was a teenager I was smart enough to not get myself killed. Always stay in your home, which was a dark alleyway at the time. By the time I was 18, an adult teenager, I started robbing banks and small stores. That was my living okay. I grew smart because of those actions. Those girls haven't gone through what I've been through, making them less smart."

"Yeah but Steele, there are other ways of being smart than robbing banks."

"Like what?"

"School."

"Well I never went to school, not even pre-school, and look where I am now. I pronounce perfectly, great articulation. I'm a fucking billionaire for Christ sakes. That just proves that school isn't always the answer."

"You got lucky that you got away for all your crimes."

"I wouldn't call it luck, more like professionalism. My point is, school slows you down to becoming rich and successful. Sure it's the most honest way of life, but hey, when in America is anyone honest anymore."

"Well you do have a point." Steele started making his way to the right side of the bed while Ashlynn backed up to the left.

"See! So if we keep going with this FBI story, and seeing how they're dumb and all, the plan should work."

"Should is the story of your life." Steele and Ashlynn then got under the covers.

"There's many stories of my life, should is not one of them." With that Steele got comfortable, as did Ashlynn and soon they fell asleep. Applejack couldn't believe what she heard. Her suspicions were proven. She slowly got up and walked towards the living room, where her friends were getting ready to sleep.

"Girls." Applejack said catching the girl's attention. They shushed and pointed at the couch, where Nathan was sleeping in his Cookie Monster Feety Pajamas. He snored, with an arm around the couch and a leg dangling off of it. Applejack got in her sleeping bag while the others were waiting to listen.

"Ah jus' heard Steele and Ashlynn talkin' about something." said Applejack.

"Whatever were they talking about darling?" asked Rarity.

"Well it seems that they were lyin' about bein' in the FBI. Called us dumb as well."

"So not cool." commented Rainbow.

"Wait a minute, how do we know that you're telling the truth?" asked Sunset.

"I represent the Element of Honesty." said Applejack in a 'you know' kind of tone.

"Oh." was all Sunset could say.

"Well did they say anything about millions we'll get?" asked Rainbow.

"No he didn't. But to be honest with y'all, I think he's tellin' the truth that he will give us millions if we do what he says."

"Didn't he say we have to use the Magic of Friendship on a lot of police officers?" asked Fluttershy.

"But that's impossible. Remember when Twilight tried doing that in the middle of the gym back when the Dazzlings came? It didn't do anything until afterwards the Dazzlings had magic." said Sunset.

"So you're saying that we can't use the Magic of Friendship if there isn't any other kind of dark magic near us?" asked Rarity. Sunset nodded. "Oh dear. That means... that means-"

"That means these guys are going to get really really mad that we won't be able to use the Magic of Friendship! Then we won't be able to get our cut. That means we won't be able to help the Cakes. Meaning that the Cakes will go out of business, meaning-" Pinkie was cut off by Rainbow's hand.

"I think I know what to do." said Sunset.

"What is it?" asked Fluttershy.

"We tell them the truth."

"But don't ya think they'll kind of get mad. It's like Pinkie said, we won't get our share." said Applejack.

"We have to AJ, it's our only choice." They then heard sounds coming from behind them. The got worried that they got caught that they knew the truth. The sound originated from the couch, so each of them lifted their head to see if Nathan was awake.

"These zombies are very well dressed. You would be too if you had those clothes. I'm a fat black man. You're very beautiful, you pull off the fat well." Nathan said in his sleep. The girls were relieved that he was still asleep and didn't hear a thing.

"Ah think we should head to bed now y'all." suggested Applejack.

"Good idea." said Sunset. With that they all got in their sleeping bags and were preparing to go to sleep.

"Goodnight y'all." said Applejack.

"Goodnight." everyone said, excluding Nathan. With that they all went to bed. After a few minutes of sleeping a faint fart noise was heard originating from Nathan. He immediately opened his eyes as wide as they could go. He then got a worried look on his face.

"I think I just did a number 3." he said.