My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

The noon sun was already risen across Canterlot, birds chirping, people getting up. One house in particular was getting up... Steele's safehouse. Rarity was still asleep, it was noon by the way, until she heard noises coming from somewhere.

"Oh look, it's a Hamburger Betty." said a voice. There was then a scream of a girl and then yelling. Rarity slightly opened her eyes and started wondering what was happening. She sat up and to her surprise the others were already awake, watching whatever was on TV. Rainbow and Fluttershy were on the couch along with Nathan while the rest were simply beside it or behind it. Sunset was the first to realize that Rarity was awake.

"Morning Rarity." greeted Sunset. The others, including Nathan, looked back to see Rarity with messy hair. Nathan then had a sorry look on his face.

"Oh did I wake you up? I'm sorry." apologized Nathan. Rarity waved him off.

"Oh don't be darling, you didn't wake me up." said Rarity. The others then turned to the TV, making Rarity wonder what they were watching. "Whatever are you girls watching?"

"Profound Moments." replied Nathan. Rarity turned her head to the TV. From the looks of it, it looked like a sort of zombie game, first person view, guns in hand, health bars, etc.

"Oh look a guy, with stuff." said guy.

"Hello guy with stuff." said another guy. The first guy swung his axe, decapitating the zombie.

"I knocked off his head." He then went into a room. "Hey look a saferoom." The second guy however just kept looking at the saferoom.

"It's plentiful." he said before going in, ending the round. "YEAH!"

Rarity then noticed a little black box on the counter beside the TV.

"Nathan, what is that?" asked Rarity as she pointed to the box. Nathan looked at the general direction of the box and knew what she was talking about.

"Oh that? That's our big hard-drive that Percy created. It saves all memories of stuff my friends and I did in the past. Here I'll show you." Nathan then grabbed a remote and pushed a button. The first thing that came on was Steele sitting on a red L-shaped couch in front of a big TV.

"Hey Steele!" said Nathan on the video.

"What?" asked Steele.

"Boobies." Steele face palmed as Nathan pushed another button, revealing a party or something. Everyone was cheering and having fun, then there was Steele in a corner, with a mad look. Nathan pushed another button and it showed him sleeping on the toilet, eventually falling off. He yet again hit another button only this time revealing some sort of bank robbery, via security camera. There were only 2 men in view, both were pointing guns at their hostages. A third man then got up on a desk holding a shotgun.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a robbery! We're here for the bank's money not yours! Your money is insured by the federal government, meaning you won't lose one fucking cent! Don't try to be a hero, you will be shot! If we find out that any of you called the police, we will kill all of you! Think of your families, think of your friends! If you want to see them again, then I suggest that you shut the fuck up and let us do this!" yelled the third man who's voice kind of sounded like Steele. The third man turned around, revealing he had some sort of skull mask with small white pupils and had a devilish grin that stretched across the face. He looked dead at the camera, then pointed his shotgun at it and fired, next up was static.

The girls were shocked at this, that they just watched part of a robbery.

"Did we just watch someone rob a bank?" asked Sunset.

"Nathan darling you did say these were memories right?" asked Rarity. Despite hearing this, Nathan kept a calm look.

"Yeah, but this was part of a movie that we did. Well not a movie, more of a training video. We were showed this so we could tell what the criminals are thinking and how they say the things they say. It helps us capture them quickly." explained Nathan with a smile. The girls looked at him for a second.

"That actually makes sense." said Rainbow.

"Any idea who were playing the robbers?" asked Applejack.

"Nope, we just watched it." said Nathan. He then took the TV remote and went back to public Elevation. The show that came on was called Zach and Pals.

"Zach? Did you eat all the eggs?" asked Andrew, Zach's friend.

"You could say they were, egg-cellent." said Zach. *rimshot* The audience then laughed along with other noises such as coo coo clocks, a whirl sound, a dog bark, and other sounds. Nathan then started laughing at the stupid joke.

"HAHAHAHA! OH! You never fail to amuse me Zach." he said wiping a tear away.

"Everything amuses you Nathan." said Steele behind who slapped his shoulder. Nathan looked at him. "Come on, we're going out."

"Where?" asked Nathan.

"To eat, okay I'm starving as a motherfucker."

"Why? Is your mother dry when you boo-kaka-"

"Don't do that." Steele said as he pointed to Nathan with an annoyed look.

"Okay." Nathan simply said. Steele then turned his head around to the girls.

"You guys want anything?" asked Steele.

"Where you going?" asked Sunset.

"We're going to Hamburger Betty's." answered Steele.

"Coincidence? I think NOT!" yelled Nathan. Steele and the girls looked at him with a confusing look.

"Well I'd like to come." said Applejack.

"I am starving." said Rainbow.

"I'll come too." said Sunset. Steele turned his head to Rarity, Fluttershy and Pinkie.

"What about you?" asked Steele.

"No." they said in union. Steele was satisfied by this.

"Alright then. Get dress and meet me in the car. Nathan let's go." With that Steele and Nathan walked out of the door with the girls who were going to get dressed.

About five minutes later, the girls came out with their school clothes on and walked outside. They were surprised to see Steele and Nathan in a black Dodge Charger. They walked to the car and each got in the back. It was sort of cramped, but it'll do.

"Steele, who's car is this?" asked Sunset.

"Mine." he said as he turned on the radio station. The song My War by Black Flag came on. Steele grew excited by the sound of the song. "Aw yeah! My favorite song! Describes me perfectly. MYYYYY WAAAAR! You're one of them you say!" sang Steele as he drove off to his destination.

After 15 minutes or so, they finally arrived at Hamburger Betty's. Steele went through the empty drive-thru and was about to order.

"Alright so what do you girls want?" asked Steele.

"I'll take a number 1." said Rainbow.

"Me too." said Applejack.

"I'll just take a salad." said Sunset. Steele gave a confusing look at her. "I'm a vegetarian." she said.

"Oh okay." he said.

"Welcome to Hamburger Betty's how may take your order?" asked an employee over the intercom.

"Yeah hi, I'll take two number 1's and a salad. The salad is by itself." ordered Steele.

"I'll have two number 9's. A number 9 large, a number 6 with a large dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda." ordered Nathan in a low scratchy voice. The guys looked at him with WTF faces. The guy over the intercom stayed quiet for a while before he spoke up.

"So the Fatass Special except with a larger dip?" asked the employee.

"He'll just take a kid's meal." said Steele in an annoyed tone.

"Alright." said the employee.

"And I'll just take some Barbecue Wings." said Steele.

"Alright that'll be $14.98 at the second window."

"Thank you." With that Steele drove up to the second window, waiting for their order. "15 dollars? Wow, only in America will fast food be that cheap yet expensive at the same time." Just then the guy came up with their order waiting for them.

"Here you go sir." said the employee.

"If I find out that his toy his missing from his kid's meal, I will personally rip off your arm and eat it in front of you. That's if you don't die from blood loss." said Steele as he drove off. The employee gave a worried look as they drove off. Steele drove over to the front area to check what they got. "Get the receipt." Nathan got the receipt from the bag. "Read them."

"Two number 1's." Nathan read.

"Check." said Steele.

"Salad."

"Check."

"Barbecue Wings."

"Check."

"Kid's meal with toy."

"Uh-oh."

"Uh-oh? Uh-oh? What do you mean uh-oh? Did they not put the kid's meal in there?"

"It's not the meal but... the toy." Steele grabbed the toy out of the bag. The toy itself was the pony version of Rainbow Dash, shocking the girls in the back. They stared at the toy with wide eyes.

"Ew what the fuck? What is that?" asked Nathan.

"I don't know. Looks ugly." said Steele. Rainbow scrunched up her eye brows.

"Look at those eyes, they're disgusting." said Nathan. Rainbow gritted her teeth.

"And that hair, Jesus! Who makes their hair all rainbow? It makes me sick." said Steele. Rainbow growled.

"Look at the tattoo on it's ass cheek." said Nathan. Steele looked at the tattoo, or her cutie mark, in disgust.

"Ew! That's nasty? Who put's a horrible ugly tattoo on their ass cheek." said Steele. Steam started coming from Rainbow's red face. "You know what's weird?"

"What?" asked Nathan.

"This reminds me of someone I recently met."

"Who?

"I don't know."

"Whoever that person is, they must be ugly, horrible, nasty, and fat!" Rainbow was now furious. She growled louder and louder.

"What do you want to do with this?" asked Steele.

"Kill it! Get rid of it! I don't want that wretched thing." said Nathan. Steele then threw the toy out the window. He grabbed his Desert Eagle from his pocket and proceeded to shoot the toy. Seeing this made the girls all scared, especially Rainbow.

"Ah, alright. Let's go." said Steele as he looked behind him so he could see if he wasn't going to hit anybody when he would back out. The girls, or Rainbow's head, blocked the back window. "Hey could you scoot over a bit, I can't see." Rainbow started showing her teeth as she had the most furious face ever. Steele questioned this. "What's wrong with her?"

"Nothin'." said Applejack in an angry tone.

"Well can you make her scoot over, I can't see." Rainbow scooted over, with hesitation, so Steele could see. He then saw a very fat guy behind him, giving him an excited expression. "Aw sweet!"

He then put the car in reverse and backed up as fast as possible, running the fat guy over. A few grunts were heard, then his car got stuck.

"The car got stuck!" said Steele as he laughed. He then put the car in drive, then in reverse again and backed up, this time going over the already dead fat guy. Steele started laughing as he drove off.

"You killed- you killed a man." said Nathan with wide shocked eyes.

"I know!" yelled Steele with an excited smiled. He drove off to his home, while a guy in a gray hoodie, blue jeans noticed something on the ground. It was the shot up toy Steele got. The guy grabbed it from the ground, looked everywhere, and put it in his jacket, slightly revealing a 'My Little Pony' shirt. He then walked off.

15 minutes later Steele finally came back home. He held the girl's lunch while Nathan held his own. He opened the door and immediately walked into the kitchen. He did see Mark and Chris wearing Mario and Sonic outfits on the couch, but he chose to ignore them, as for the girls, they wanted to know why they were dressed up in those outfits. They were playing a recently new game called Mario and Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games .

"Hello Sonic." said Mark in the Mario costume in a voice as if he was holding his noise.

"Go to hell Mario." said Chris in the Sonic costume in a voice similar to Mark. Chris started laughing.

"Are you ready to- OOOOGGGGHHHH!" Mark was rudely interrupted by a quick smack in the balls by Chris. Chris snickered as Mark grabbed his balls.

"You're to sloooooow! Sonic's the name, speed's the ga-heheheheh-me." laughed Chris. Steele on the other hand set the food on the small island in the kitchen.

"Here you go." he said handing over Sunset her salad.

"Thank you." she said.

"Here's your kid's-" Before he could finish, Nathan put the whole box in his mouth, making a giant slurping noise, and swallowed it whole. Steele looked at him with disgust and confusion. "Meal." he finished. He then got Rainbow's and Applejack's food out, in which they got, and finally he got his barbecue wings. He threw the bag in the trash can and went to his room, while the others happily enjoyed their meal... and and Mark dominating Chris in the Wii U game.