My Little Insert: Bronies are Equestrian (VERY Cancelled)

It was the normal night for me. In a Skype call with my (online) friends Matt, Tarby, Mocha, Mike, and Amanda, just talking about whatever came to mind. I was trying to find something on the internet to keep me occupied, Amanda was working on commissions for her tumblr, Mocha was still trying to perfect his humanized pony drawings, Mike was browsing tumblr, Tarby was making all of us feel uncomfortable, and Matt…well, we don’t know what he usually does, so we’ll just assume he was doing nothing except talking to us.

“Ugh, this dashboard spam!” Mike complained. “Lay off it!”

“What’s spamming your dash now?” I asked, having not visited tumblr for about an hour or so.

“It’s a picture that says ‘reblog if you wish you could live in Equestria’.”

“Well don’t we all?” Matt said matter-of-a-factly, clearly bored.

“Well I DO, but the amount of times this has shown up is annoying!”

“I’m going to reblog it” I said, putting a little bit of troll in my voice.

“Are you f-“ Matt said, but was quickly cut off by me. “Dude, I just clicked the picture and it just said ‘see you soon’.”

“What?” Mocha said, clearly not having tried clicking on the picture. “Huh, it does.”

“That’s kind of weird.” Matt and Mike said at the same time.

“I already clicked on it. No one’s said anything, so I guess we’re the only ones who really tried” Amanda pointed out, obviously having finished a commission and taking a break.

‘You guys are idiots. That’s probably a virus.’ Tarby said in the chat. Tarby doesn’t have a microphone, so he can’t actually voice chat.

“Well, I’m going to go to bed.  It’s kinda late” I stated, looking at the clock which read 3:35.

“Yeah, I’m gonna go get some sleep too.” Mocha said.

We all agreed that we were going to bed, and we’d put another call on at 4:00 tomorrow. I disconnected the call and shut the screen on my laptop. As I got up to get ready for bed, there was a knock at the door of my hotel room. “Who is it?” I inquired.

“Housekeeping!” Responded the Latino voice from the other side.

“It’s 3:30 in the morning! Why the hell are you going around for housekeeping?!” I yelled at the door, not waiting for a response. I turned around to see Lauren Faust herself standing in my room. “How…what…you…Lauren Faust?!” I sputtered. Before I could say anything else, she pulled out what looked like a Wunderwaffe and pulled the trigger. Visible bolts of electricity shot out and slammed into my chest like seven doctors had shocked me with defibrillators. Then everything was black.

“Hey! Hey, wake up! Amanda, are you sure he’s okay?”

“He should be.”

“Dude, WAKE UP!”

I shot upright, suddenly feeling enough energy to power an entire house for a month. I felt really warm. The sun was shining and my body soaked it in like a sponge.

“Dash! You’re awake!”

Dash? Only the people I talk to on Skype and the podcast watchers know me as Dash! I groggily opened my eyes and saw a furry, light brown face in front of me.

“The fuck? MOCHA?!”

I tried to get up and run backwards, but immediately fell flat on my back. I was looking directly in the face of Mocha Sketch, Mocha’s OC. Mocha Sketch was an average-sized female Pegasus pony with a light-brown coat and a shortish coffee-brown mane and tail, and adorable sap-green eyes. Her cutie mark appeared to be a calendar (you know, one of those where the days and stuff are all on one separate sheet of paper?) with three coffee beans on it.

“Dash, calm down!” Came a female voice from the Pegasus. I inwardly chuckled at how it sounded nothing like Mocha, who was actually a male in his mid-twenties. But that little bit of humor quickly went away as something clicked in my brain...the imaginative side. I looked down at my feet. Wait, no, I didn’t. I was looking at hooves. Dark blue hooves. I tried to stand up again, but immediately felt wobbly and fell to the ground again.

A female giggle came from behind me. I whirled around and was shocked at what I was seeing yet again. I was staring at Amanda’s OC pony, which we never made a name for, so we just call her Modpony. She was an Earth pony, had a cream-colored coat with a teal-green colored mane, tail, and eyes. She had a frying pan for a cutie mark.

“AMANDA?! Wh…what the hell is going on?” I yelled at the sky.

“Oh I don’t know, we’re IN EQUESTRIA, YOU DERP!” Shouted yet another voice, this one from what was now my right.

I spun around to see who it was, not shocked at all anymore when I saw Matt’s OC, Keynote, staring at me incredulously. Keynote was a Pegasus who had a coat color somewhere in between Mocha’s and Modpony’s. and a mane and tail color of dark brown. He simply had black eyes, with angular and mostly transparent yellow-tinted sunglasses over them.

I glared at Matt for a little while before turning back around to face Mocha. “Yeah, Hello to you too Matt. So who else is here?”

“I’m the last one” said a voice to my current right. I looked over to see Mike’s OC smiling at me. He was a light gray Pegasus pony with a messy and spiky light grey and red mane. He had slightly dark red eyes, which were looking directly into mine. Seeing as we were all our OC ponies, I had to assume I was mine as well.

My OC was a dark blue Pegasus pony,  with an orangescale (as opposed to grayscale) mane and tail. He has medium blue eyes, and a flaming lightning bolt as a cutie mark. His name is Flare Runner, though as the rest of my friends I was in Equestria with knew me as ‘Dash’, I considered changing it to ‘Flare Dash’.

“Alright, I’m going to ask the obvious questions; Where exactly are we, and how did we get here?” I asked, although I assumed we got here because we slept and we were somewhere in the Everfree Forest, if fan fiction was anything to go off of.

“We’re literally in Fluttershy’s backyard, and WE all got here because Lauren Faust shot us with a Wunderwaffe” Mike said.

At first I was a little bit confused because neither of those were anything I'd ever read. I sighed and sat back down, hitting myself in the head just to make sure it was real. "OW. Dammit." Hooves hurt a lot more than hands.

"So..." Matt said after a long silence, "What else is new?"

~~~AUTHOR'S NOTE~~~

This IS my first fic I've ever written, and I'm only going off of what I can. Constructive criticism is appreciated!