Inspired by Five Should Be Enough. Big Macintosh and Applejack both refuse to live in a world in which one dies trying to save the other, resulting in an expanding time loop. As martyr complexes collide and the body count mounts (and then unmounts) can Twilight Sparkle end this ridiculous Ground Hog day scenario? Will Death ever be able to collect again? Do mortals ever learn? Things can't possibly get worse, can they?

(No. The answer to every question is no.)