On an unfortunate business trip, Rarity is subjected to a very obnoxious mare with a very beautifully green bracelet. She then finds a strange, uncooperative trunk. Things do get better from there.

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville when Fluttershy's ass exploded and Applejack had no choice but to save her world.

Starlight Glimmer is unable to get sick, so she invents hygiene out of spite. Eventually everypony dies, but this was always inevitable.

Welcome, my little pony, to the happy home I've carved out far beneath the earth. Please forgive the mess, guests don't drop by very often and I've been here in the dark alone for so many, many, many years.

In the last days of a dying empire, Discord pulls a terrible prank on two horses by convincing them to start a new empire.

Slander and Libel are two changelings in the dark about a lot of things, for example why it is so dark. Despite their best efforts, they might figure something out, for example why it is so dark.

Cozy Glow lives in a hole that goes a long, long, long way down into the dark.

A can of Pringles goes to Equestria. Spike eats them, and unleashes the a-pop-alypse. Pinkie Pie must save the day.

What if, instead of inane power grabs and binary opposition, evil were actually interesting? What if Nightmare Moon invented late night television or Starlight Glimmer traveled about in a palanquin made of her own skeleton? What if, what if, what if

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Rainbow Dash keeps forcing everyone to read a comic that isn't funny. Twilight tries to find out why and Pinkie Pie is, as usual, completely unhelpful in a deeply unpleasant way.

A brief account of Twilight Sparkle's exile from Canterlot, her subsequent return under force of arms, and her death. All possible efforts toward historical accuracy have been made and have duly failed.

The mountains dream so long they never knew time, but they never dreamed of Pinkie Pie, or what befriending her would cost.

Twilight Sparkle is dead at a fashionable occasion. Fortunately, everyone is willing to overlook this faux pas and the party goes on as all Canterlot parties do.

Celestia decides to privatize the sun to balance the Equestrian (just like a household) budget.