Author's Note

Thank you so much to all of you pony's who read chapter one and enjoyed it and I hope you enjoy this chapter even more! Also props to my brother for editing this as well as dealing with my terrible grammar XD. I also want to say that i'm going to attempt to try and keep chapters coming in daily so stay tuned for chapter 3!

From: Jay's Cry

Just Another Day of Insanity

“ Good morning Ponyville!” Pinkie called out to nopony in particular. The pink mare sported a huge smile a she bounced through the crowded streets of Ponyville, greeting every pony she saw with a warm, “Good morning!” or a, “Hope you have a good day!”

“Why do you have to be so cheerful all the time?” Pinkamena deadpanned. Pinkie simply ignored the comment and kept walking towards the princess of friendships castle that was slowly starting to get bigger in the distance as she got closer.

“You know, Pinkamena ,for a evil alternate ego you act more like an annoying subconscious,” Pinkie pointed out in her mind. “Also why are you so sad and grumpy all the time? I mean really what harm can a simple smile do?” Pinkie continued in a questioning voice, as she arrived at the castle entrance.

“Trust me, smiles are what haunt my dreams, so you can shut it Pinkie.” Pinkamena growled.

“ Well sorry I asked, sir grumpsalot.” replied Pinkie in an annoyed voice.

“Oh well Excuse me. It’s not MY fault that YOU decided to seal me back in this prison that, for Some reason, decided to transport me to the hell that is your mind!” Pinkamena pointed out as Pinkie started walking down the long hallways of Princess Twilight's castle.

Pinkie pie trotted along the hallways as she responded to Pinkamena in her mind, “Actually, now that you mention it, how did you get sealed in this prison in the first pace?” Pinkie waited in silence, but there was no reply. Pinkie was about to ask again but she never got the chance.

Pinkie had been so busy talking to pinkamena that she didn’t notice Twilight walking in front of her, until she ran into her. With a loud crash, the two fell to the floor in a heap of flailing limbs, waving tails, and a set of purple flapping wings .

“Hey watch i- oh hey it’s you pinkie,” Twilight said as she stood up shaking the dust out of her mane. Twilight helped Pinkie up before asking, “ So, Pinkie, what brings you here today?”

“Well, Twilight, I was just taking a walk through Ponyville and decided to stop by to say hello,” Pinkie said before starting to walk down to the main hall of the castle.

“Oh, well that's very nice of you pinkie, and I am glad you came, cause I was wondering if you could help me out with a little something?” Twilight inquired as the two walked down the halls toward the main hall.

“Sure Twi, I can help out, but if you don't mind me asking, what exactly do you need help with? Oh, wait, let me guess! Ummm... monster attack? Wait, no, friendship problem?! Wait n-”

“Pinkie?

“Magic spell gone wron-”

“Pinkie!”

Wait let me guess; ANOTHER evil villain is taking over Equestria for, like, the Five hundredth time?! Wait n-

“PINKIE!”

“Oh, sorry twilight, I forgot you were there,” Pinkie responded flatly before inquiring, “Wait ,what were we talking about again?”

“ Pinkie, I swear to Celestia, your randomness will forever amaze me” Twilight muttered as the duo arrived in the main hall. “So, pinkie, as for the problem I needed help with, recently there have been rumors of a dragon roaming Ponyville by the cloak of night, and I need you to help me get rid of it.”
Twilight announced this problem in a deadpan tone, leaving a very, very, VERY curious Pinkie Pie.

“But why me twilight? Why not one of the others like Rainbow Dash or Applejack? I mean, aren't they more fit for this job?” Pinkie asked in a questionative voice.

“ Well, to answer your question Pinkie, the honest answer is that after asking Princess Celestia, she told me to trust you with this problem, and to tell you to release your, ‘true self’, although I have no idea what she meant, i'm sure you'll figure it out.” And with those final words, the alicorn trotted away till she was out of sight, leaving in her wake a very confused Pinkie Pie.

5 Hours later…

“How could she have known about me? It just doesn't make sense?!” Pinkamena yelled out in her mind before launching into several theories that all crammed in Pinkie's brain. Pinkie didn’t bother responding, for she knew her ego would care nothing for her response.

After several more hours flew past, midnight soon arrived and Pinkie was not about to let her friend down. After careful preparation and planning, Pinkie's mind had created a whopping total of, nada, zip, zero ideas whatsoever. Sigh. Sometimes Pinkie hated her brain.

So the only logical explanation that her mind put out was to turn to her unpleasant alternate ego for help.

“I'm glad you asked pinkie for I have the perfect plan…”

One briefing of a not so great plan later…

“Are you out of your mind!?” Pinkie shouted in her head at her alternate ego.

“Hey, not so loud! My EARS still work you know! Also, no i'm not crazy. Well that's not true. What I mean is, trust me, the plan will work. All you have to do is find the dragon and release me! After that, i'll take care of the rest,” Pinkamena replied with a voice that was deadly serious, yet some how still had a hint of sarcasm.

With that, Pinkie prepared to go find the dragon that was, no doubt, about to rip her to shreds. As it turned out, it wasn't long before Pinkie found the dragon, or it was more like it found her.

Pinkie was ready to give up as she muttered to herself, “Where in Equestria is tha-” she was cut off by a loud puffing noise coming from behind her. Pinkie turned around very slowly, only to come face to face with a towering, emerald green dragon with deep gold eyes and a green tongue that flicked in and out in silence, towering over her with a gaze that said only one thing. She had just found dinner...