Author's Note

I want to apologize if there are more mistakes in this chapter than usual. Here in a couple of hours mattering on when you read this a more edited chapter will be posted. As per usual your opinions on my writing and story are welcome in the comments.

From: Jay's Cry

Isn't It Great to be Insane?

“Pinkie, i'm going to need you to stay calm and listen to me,” Pinkamena said to Pinkie in her mind as the dragon stared Pinkie down.

“I'm all ears PInkamena,” Pinkie called out in her brain as the dragon took a deep breath, before letting loose a torrent of flame that shot right towards pinkie.

“Listen to me Pinkie, you have to release me NOW!” Pinkie had little to no time to respond as she felt the all too familiar heat wave sweep across her mind.She was then thrust to the back of her brain as Pinkamena took control of her body.

Pinkamena narrowly avoided the blast before calling out in a mocking tone,

“You call that fire breath? You're pathetic excuse for a dragon!” Pinkamena spat out at the dragon. The dragon gave Pinkamena a look that seemed to say in a very confused voice,

“Why aren't you burned to a crisp yet?” The dragon never got a chance to attack again, as Pinkamena rocketed forward with supernatural speed into the dragon's front left leg. The leg broke on impact with a sickening crunch, the dragon then let out a roar of pain and fury.

Deep within her brain Pinkie watched through Pinkamena’s eyes as she leaped into the air, and with strength that is said to only bless earth ponies the mare slammed her hooves down on the dragon's head with another sickening crunch, as she felt the roof of the skull collapse.

Pinkamena let Pinkie re-take control of her body but even after she regained control Pinkie couldn't take her eyes off the horrifying sight before her. The dragon laid on the ground dead with it’s head turned at a sickening angle and it’s soulless eyes staring into PInkie's, as all the joy slowly drained out of existence leaving only one thought in PInkie's head.

“Well that was exciting! I wonder if there's anything else I can kill?” Pinkamena asked in Pinkie's mind. Pinky didn’t answer for she knew Pinkamena wouldn’t care for the answer.

The Morning After…

When Pinkie awoke the next day she got ready as usual, and walked out the door. But, unlike the day before no happy greetings were made which freaked Pinkamena out even more than Pinkies usual attitude did.

“Pinkie what's wrong?” Pinkamena asked in a slightly concerned tone.`

“Nothing” Pinkie said in a sad tone “ it’s just.. Last night something wasn’t right about that dragon.. I mean it just seemed… gone..” The discouraged mare roamed the streets of Ponyville, without another word.

“Pinkamena?” thought Pikie.

“What?” asked the ego in its normal high pitched voice.

“You never answered my question, and I want an answer! How exactly did you get trapped in your prison?” Pie asked in a stern voice.

“Fine i'll tell you. It all happened 5,000 years ago…”

5,000 years ago…

Deep within the Crystal Empire:

“I said bring me the PRISONER” King Sombra hissed at the soldier. “NOW!” He yelled again, as the soldier suddenly ran down the corridors down to the prison. As the soldier walked to the cell he got a glimpse of a dark pink pony sitting inside, slowly dissecting a rat in the corner.

As the guard got closer the pony whipped her head around, as she said,

“Has the king sent for me?” she asked in a high creepy voice.

“Yes also… um..”

“Spit it out!”

“He said that it was… uhm… time…”

“What! This is an outrage he can’t seal me up now! I haven't finished it yet!”

The soldier was about to speak when a voice from behind him said,

“Don’t worry about that for I shall finish it while you pay for your failures!” The Soldier whipped his head around to see Sombra holding a necklace on a golden chain.

“You backst-” the mare was caught of guard as Sombra pinned her to the wall with his magic. He levitated the necklace over her neck, as she yelled at him and struggled it was to no avail as a red flash lit the dungeon, as the necklace fell onto the mare's neck.

The mare's eyes went wide as her screams were cut off, and she was sucked in the ‘prison’. The dungeon went silent as the necklace clattered to the the ground with a thud.

“Now that that’s dealt with soldier take this necklace to a place where no pony will ever find it” Sombra commanded the soldier, as he walked out of the dungeon.

Present day…

“So wait let me get this straight… You're actually some pony from thousands of years ago and you did something to make Sombra mad which end in him imprisoning you right?”

“Yeah that about sums up what I can remember of my past”

After several more hours of chat, the two ego’s decided to go talk to twilight about last night. On the walk to the castle Pinkie couldn't get what her ego had told her. For most even Pinkie that was a surprise for Pinkie normally was surprised by nothing.

As Pinkie arrived at the entrance she had just enough time to hear a loud whistling sound before she was shoved aside by some invisible force, as a large fireball hit the ground beside her.

“What in Equestria was that!?” Pinkie cried out and that was when she saw her, flying high above was the dragon from last night. Only this time it’s eyes were know pitch black voids that seemed to say,

“Last night was so much fun I decided to come give you a taste of your own medicine!”

“How is it still alive? I broke it’s leg AND snapped it’s neck!” Pinkie was wondering the same thing, as her ego but how could it be? It simply was impossible. The dragon started to dive at an alarming speed towards Pinkie.

All Pinkie remembered was the familiar wave of heat as Pinkamena took control, the dragon opened it’s mouth as the world was engulfed in a flurry of red, orange, and yellow flames.