
I Think I Summoned a Ponk.
What do I do now?! I just woke up, and all of a sudden, there's a freaky pink pony in my house! Seriously, please tell me I've gone insane... and the world just ended, too.
It's been only a few hours after I found Pinkie Pie wandering about my house, and she's pretty crazy. Then there's this whole "Lord of Chaos messing with me" stuff...
...and I have absolutely no idea what to do.
pls halp... pls.
I can help!
...come quickly, too...
Part of a series in which I write insane stories featuring the mane six.
August 17, 2016:
OH MAH F*** I GOT FEATURED!
Thanks to everyone who's ever read this.
I didn't even edit this thing!
Aww, that was only like, two hours of being featured...



18152 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
52 Chapters:
- Keep Calm and Freak Out 2016-07-13 21:43:57 UTC1015
- How To Care for a Ponk - Food and Activities 2016-07-20 04:53:41 UTC758
- Dealing With the Flipside 2016-07-26 00:12:41 UTC376
- Never Bring Your Ponk to School 2016-08-01 03:09:34 UTC277
- 'Cause She'll Get You Into Detention as she Parties. 2016-08-08 19:49:12 UTC363
- After-School Shenanigans 2016-08-10 04:06:56 UTC400
- The Strange Nature of the Way of Ponk 2016-08-10 18:00:51 UTC464
- Ponk = Chaos 2016-08-10 21:53:17 UTC407
- When None Goes Well 2016-08-11 16:19:14 UTC230
- What's Gonna Work??? 2016-08-13 17:38:44 UTC158
- Absolutely Freakin' NOTHING. 2016-08-14 18:42:28 UTC612
- Portal Troubles 2016-08-15 18:52:53 UTC310
- You Got The Wrong Pony! 2016-08-16 15:15:40 UTC578
- Anon the P0N3 = Anon the H00M1N 2016-08-16 16:55:20 UTC495
- Magical Revenge Shenanigans 2016-08-16 22:36:39 UTC859
- Just a Typical Tuesday Morning 2016-08-17 15:12:06 UTC371
- In Which Everything and Nothing Happens... 2016-08-17 16:27:18 UTC439
- PWN-ing N00bs 2016-08-17 17:56:12 UTC192
- Don't Mess With AnonyPonk 2016-08-18 14:58:28 UTC561
- Feelin' A Little Hoarse 2016-08-18 17:22:56 UTC222
- Pinkie and Universe Hopping: A Brief Explanation 2016-08-19 19:22:02 UTC343
- There's More Where That Came From... 2016-08-20 23:56:42 UTC276
- What to Do With a Buttload of Ponks 2016-08-22 00:00:34 UTC470
- How to (not) Hide a Buttload of Pinkies in a Locker 2016-08-22 14:03:44 UTC578
- Ponkocalypse 2016-08-23 21:39:01 UTC503
- All is Fair in LOLs and War 2016-08-24 13:22:10 UTC345
- What's That? 2016-08-25 13:11:08 UTC341
- Pinkie Breaks the Fourth Wall... And Talks to the Narrator... AGAIN. 2016-08-25 21:44:17 UTC269
- Pinkie Sense 2016-08-26 21:30:21 UTC535
- ...Oh God, WHY?! (Or, The MANE Prank) 2016-08-27 02:06:04 UTC299
- We interrupt your normally scheduled ponk words for a quick apology from the author. 2016-08-27 16:51:26 UTC91
- It's Just A Prank, Bro! 2016-08-27 17:49:11 UTC103
- No Hard Feelings 2016-08-28 20:03:08 UTC141
- Meeting Teh Ponies 2016-08-29 21:12:54 UTC200
- Homecoming 2016-08-30 21:59:42 UTC185
- Mt. McSizzle 2016-09-16 20:51:38 UTC247
- Don't Let Pinkie Drive Your Car. 2016-09-18 21:36:56 UTC234
- Sub in the Sky 2016-09-20 22:51:14 UTC553
- Plummet 2016-09-26 21:58:02 UTC114
- It's Okay, I'm Alive... Maybe. 2016-09-28 02:55:00 UTC224
- Nope. I'm Screwed. 2016-09-28 22:47:34 UTC122
- ...Nevermind... 2016-09-30 23:21:40 UTC238
- Rainbow Cupcakes 2016-10-01 17:26:14 UTC179
- THE PONK HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!! 2016-10-03 21:34:58 UTC164
- Hoomin Ponks 2016-10-12 02:11:51 UTC146
- Interdimensional Narrator Things 2016-10-13 01:08:25 UTC180
- PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTY HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRD 2016-10-19 23:32:43 UTC279
- Prench Girls 2016-10-21 02:25:28 UTC273
- End 2016-10-22 04:26:25 UTC534
- The Sequel Has Arrived! 2016-10-26 22:45:27 UTC117
- Bonus: Alternate Ending 2016-11-07 00:29:14 UTC667
- Just a little extra chapter here for the reading pleasure of y'all. 2017-02-22 01:08:35 UTC115