Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!

Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!

Rainbow Dash!

vs

Fluttershy!

Begin!

I am Rainbow Dash, I'm the fastest one around

You can try to keep up with me, but I'm nowhere to be found.

Some ponies say I'm lazy, but that’s not what I see

I see a pony that’s complaining that they’re not as fast as me.

I'll be there to back you up when there’s ponies talkin' smack,

I’m the element of loyalty, you know I got your back.

I've got my own fanclub, you have animals that squeak,

If you're rappin' for best pony, then your argument is weak.

My stunts are legendary, my skills are downright scary,

If I were you, I’d fly home, fast as my wings could carry.

I'm fast, I'm strong, I'm awesome! No matter who you ask

From Cloudsdale up to Canterlot: Best pony's Rainbow Dash!

That's a lot of talk, Rainbow, I guess I am impressed,

but it’d be a real stunt to give your big mouth a rest.

I'm the element of kindness, I don't like being bold,

But sometimes friends need the truth to be told.

Everypony loves you, just ‘cause you can fly?

Here's a newsflash for you—so can I.

So you like racing, new opponents every day,

You just face other ponies, and I guess that that's ok.

But me? I take on dragons, cockatrices, hydras, manticores

It's safe to say my conquest list is on a much higher plane than yours

Sure you have a fanbase, but that's only when you win

My little friends stay by my side, through both thick and thin.

I know I'm pretty quiet, and I know I'm pretty shy,

But these animals all back me up—best pony’s Fluttershy! *squee*

Argh!

Enough with the cuteness! You can't stay cute forever,

My skills are always needed—I help control the weather!

I am strong and fast and awesome, I'm destined for world-wide fame!

I beat you to it, Dashie, everypony already knows my name.

Flying is plain awesome! Animals are overrated.

I wonder what Tank thinks of that. Hey! That's unrelated!

You're talkin' lots of trash, Flutters. What? You think I'm scared?

You’re so cute when you’re angry! Like a cuddly teddy bear!

No! I’m a Wonderbolt! Do not call me cute!

I’ll be saving the world wearin’ my skin-tight suit!

I’ll be making heads spin with my awesome flying moves!

I’ve got magic in my wings and I’ve got magic in my hooves!

You’ve got nothing on me, so don’t you even try!

Rainbow Dash is reigning over little Fluttershy!

Keep calm, Rainbow Dash, just let life Flutter on.

You’re gonna give yourself an aneurysm stressing before long.

The Wonderbolts are nice, in a not nice sort of way

How long until they drop your flank like week old moldy hay?

Look, Rainbow Dash, I don’t mean to be too loud

But I think you’re being the tiniest, little bit too proud.

You may think you’re pretty awesome and a real good rapping champ

But I think you crashed and burned harder than you did at flight camp.