“Wake up Adrian.” A quiet voice next to me whispers.

“Later.” I reply as I as roll onto my side.

“Fine then, I’m glad you’re resisting.” The voice whispers as I hear it get closer.

“I’M AWAKE! I’M AWAKE!” I panic pretending to wake up.

“Too late.” The voice says as I open my eyes to see my sister right in front of my face.

“NO! NO! LOOK SEE I’M AWAKE!” I say in a panic.

“Fine then.” She grumbles disappointedly.

I kick the quilt off of me and slowly slide out of bed and stretch. I look back at my sister and I see hearts where her eyes should be, I then follow her eyes and see she’s looking at my boxers.

“Really?” I groan.

“You’re really packing it there Adrian.” She says as she winks.

“Fuck my life.” I say as I pinch the bridge of my nose.

“No, but I’m more than willing to fuck.” She says before I cut her off.

“Nope.” I say as I walk towards the bathroom to get myself showered and ready for the day ahead.

“Why not?!” She asks.

“You’re my sister....” I deadpan.

“So? I’m attracted to you and you’re definitely attracted to me.” She says as she strikes a model pose.

“I’m definitely not attracted to you trust me.” I groan as I walk into the bathroom and close the door behind me.

“Hey Adrian, fancy meeting you here.” A male voice I know all too well says from behind the shower curtain.

“Mark.... What are you doing in there?” I ask tired and slightly annoyed.

“Being myself.” His voice replies as I see the curtain open and he’s not there.

“Not this shit again Mark....” I groan.

I look up to see him sat on the roof.

“What? I like it up here.” He replies as he sits cross legged ON THE ROOF.

“Mark you’re not a super hero or villain are you?” I ask with a little bit of worry.

“Nope all normal here.” He says as he lays on his stomach and slides across the roof like a snake.

“More like No normal here.” I smirk to myself.

I then see him slide down the wall like a snake then slide out the door that magically opened for him without him touching it, I then see my sister is stood behind the door holding a camera.

“Really Sammy? We talked about this.” I sigh as I rub the left half of my face.

“I only wanted a few pictures.” She says as she gives me a sad look then looks at the ground and starts dragging her left foot.

“Good for you.” I deadpan as I close the bathroom door.

“HEY!” I hear her shout behind the door.

I then turn the shower on and stand under it and let the water fall onto my body, it was warm, just the way I like it. I couldn’t have asked for a better temperature. Only one problem. I have to walk out there with nothing but a towel, I have to avoid my sister.

“Ah fuck.” I think to myself.

I continue showering my body then move onto my long black hair with blue streaks in it which was a pain to wash since it dropped down to the middle of my back. After spending about 10 minutes in the shower I step out and grab the towel and dry myself before tying it around my waist and making sure it was on tight and would be hard to move.

“Well, let’s get this over with.” I grumble to myself.

I open the door and see Sammy still stood there this time she was only in her underwear, bra and knee high socks.

“Well Adrian, I guess you’re not the only one who’s wet anymore.” Sammy says winking.

“Actually I’m dry, so if you’ll excuse me I need to go get dressed.” I say as I try to side step around her.

“Not even the knee high socks are working on you?” Sammy asks.

“No, you’re my sister. I’d never do that with you.” I say as I facepalm.

“Just because I’m your sister?” Sammy asks as tears start to form in her eyes.

“Yes.” I reply as I hug her.

“Adrian please don’t do this!” Sammy bawls.

I hug her closer to me letting her cry onto me.

“I’m sorry Sammy but it isn’t possible even if I wanted to.” I say as I stroke her hair.

A large bright light then shines through my bedroom door. I run to the door and swing it open revealing 12 weird horses.

“WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!” I shout.

“Thou shall not raise thine voice at me!” A tall blue horse shouts back.

“YOU CAN TALK! MAAAAAAAARK!” I scream.

“Sup?” Mark asks from behind the blue horse.

“WHY ARE THERE HORSES IN MY BEDROOM!?!? AND WHY CAN ONE OF THEM TAAAAAAAAALK!?” I shout annoyed and terrified at the same time.

“Because Equestria!” Mark replies.

“What the FUCK is Equestria?” I ask.

“Where they come from Silly Billy!/Where we come from Silly Filly!” Mark and a small pink horse reply.

“HOW MANY OF YOU CAN TALK!?!?!?” I scream worried.

“All of us.” A caring motherly voice comes from the white and pink tall horse.

“I like it here! I can feel high amounts of love in this building!” The black and green horse with holes in it says.

“Why are you in my bedroom?!” I ask annoyed.

“I’m not really sure. But we need to find a way back to Equestria.” The motherly voice says again.

“Equestria? MARK HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EQUESTRIA!” I shout.

“I know all about them, The tall white one is called Celestia, The tall dark one that you think looks quite attractive is Luna.” He says before I cut him off.

“I’ll hit you if you say something like that again.” I deadpan.

“Don’t lie you think she looks nice.” Mark says.

I punch his arm.

“Continue introducing them then, it’s not like they can leave the house.” I groan.

“The Black and Green one is called Queen Chrysalis, the purple one is called Twilight Sparkle, the beautiful white one is called Rarity, the blue one with a rainbow mane and tail is called Rainbow Dash, the orange one with the cowboy hat is called Applejack, the absolutely adorable yellow one is called Fluttershy, the small orange one with purple hair is called Scootaloo, the small yellow one with red hair and bow is called Apple Bloom, the small white one is called Sweetie Belle and my favourite! The pink one is called Pinkie Pie!” Mark explains.

“How do you know about us?” Twilight Sparkle asks.

“Don’t ask, you never ask anything about Mark, the only things I know about him are that he’s a human and a guy.” I sigh.

“He reminds me of Pinkie Pie.” Twilight Sparkle says.

“Not another one.” I groan.

“What’s wrong?” Mark and Pinkie Pie ask.

“Nothing, it doesn’t matter.” I groan.

“Okie Dokie Kokie! / Okie Dokie Lokie!” They both say happily.

I then watch as Mark slides like a snake back onto the roof followed by Pinkie Pie.

I take a step towards my clothes only for the most horrifying moment of my life too happen. I feel my sister wrap her arms around my waist and undo my towel, I freeze in horror as the ponies look at me with huge blushes on their faces.

I grab my boxers and put them on as quickly as possible trying to cover up my exposed privates.

“DAMN IT SAMMY!” I shout.

“You should walk round the house naked more often!” Sammy exclaims.

“Fuck you!” I shout.

“Please do.” Sammy says as she winks.

I turn towards the horses and see them all with blood running down from their noses.

“It’s gonna be a long day.”I sigh.

Author's Note

A new series! YAY! Or not. Depends how you feel doesn't it? Anyway is that a human, male Pinkie Pie I spy! Hehe that rhymed! Anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter and don't forget to give constructive criticism or tell me what you liked about the chapter! OOOOOORRRRRRR you could tell me what characters you'd like to see added in the future!