I walk out of the room annoyed at Sammy for pulling my towel down.

“God damn it Sammy, I knew it was gonna happen but I didn’t know it was gonna happen at that EXACT time!” I think to myself as I head into the bathroom again, this time to get dressed.

I get my boxers on, then grab my blank white T-Shirt and put it on only to put it on backwards, I mumble curse words as I take the shirt off and put it back on, the CORRECT way this time, I then grab my pair of black trousers that have blue lines on the seams, on put them on with no real trouble.

Now that I’m mostly dressed I head out of the bathroom and back into my bedroom just in time to hear my name being said by Sammy.

“Oh god what is she saying about me.” I worry to myself.

I open my bedroom door and head inside just in time to see Sammy smelling my clothes from yesterday.

“SAMMY QUIT CREEPING! IT’S well CREEPY!” I shout at her.

“Wanna smell?” Sammy asks both Luna and Celestia with the clothes in her hands.

“No thanks....” They both reply a little creeped out.

“We need some base rules!” I say loudly getting everyone’s attention.

“What are the rules then?” Twilight Sparkle asks.

“ Rule number 1 – No none humans allowed outside of the house. Rule number 2 – No fighting! Rule number 3 – You make a mess? YOU tidy it! Rule number 4 – No flying! I’ve noticed some of you have wings so NO FLYING!” I say as I cross my arms.

“At least we can still use magic, god forbid I chip a hoof due to cleaning.” Rarity sighs.

“RULE NUMBER 5 – NO MAGIC! MAGIC ISN’T A THING HERE AND I’D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!” I shout panicking.

“WHAT?” Twilight Sparkle, Celestia, Luna, Rarity and Chrysalis exclaim.

I start to head out of the room only to see a blue, gold and purple glow around my body as I’m quickly turned around and pulled towards Twilight, Celestia and Luna.

“Thou cannot be serious!” Luna says using a deafening voice.

I cover my ears and try to block the sound, but it’s too late and all I hear is a ringing in my ears. I point to my ears and shout “I can’t hear anything but a ringing noise! This is all your fault!”

I then see a golden glow around my ears and see Celestia’s horn is glowing. I then slowly start to hear things to my surprise.

“H-How did you do that?!” I ask freaking out.

“Magic.” Celestia says with a grin on her face.

“Fine, fine. As much as I don’t want to because it freaks me out, I’ll allow the use of magic.” I sigh defeated.

“Good job sister.” I hear Luna praise Celestia.

“Wait a minute let me do some maths.” I say to the group as I start to think about sleeping arrangements.

I then realise as I’m doing the maths that this house only has 3 rooms.

“Urm guys, one BIG problem I’ve just discovered.” I say to the group.

“What’s that?” Celestia asks.

“Three humans, Twelve Non Humans and only Three rooms.” I groan.

“I don’t have a bed so I have lots of room for the ponies to stay in.” Mark points out.

“How do you know they’re Ponies?” I ask confused, out of the corner of my eye I see Sammy looking at him confused as well.

“Because I do.” Mark replies proudly.

“Ookaaaaaaay then.” I drag out.

“We’re gonna have to share rooms Adrian.” My sister winks as I realise she’s still barely dressed.

“GET DRESSED!”I shout at Sammy.

“Fine! But you better please me later.” She winks.

“Not in your lifetime!” I shout back annoyed.

“Why was she wearing those Hock height socks?” Pinkie asks.

“Hock?” I ask.

“Our hind legs have a part called the hock which is the same as our front legs which have knees.” Twilight explains.

"We have knees.” I say as I bend my left leg pointing to my knee. “And elbows.” I say as I bend my right arm and point to the elbow.

“Interesting, so basically our Hocks are you Knees and our Knees are your Elbows.” Twilight explains.

“OOooooooh! Ok I get it now.” I say as I walk over to my bed and grab a pure white baseball hat and put it on my head backwards.

I always wear a hat but I’ve rarely used one to block out the sun’s rays, I wear one to keep my hair out of my eyes since my hair's so long. But even if I became bald tomorrow, I’d still wear one. It’s second nature to me now.

“Hey Adrian! I found you a new cap earlier!” Mark says excitedly.

“Did you?” I ask back.

“Yeah dude! It’s a cool one as well!” Mark replies as he does a wack-a-mole style disappear then pop up somewhere else towards me.

As he does his last pop up he pops up with a baseball cap on his head, it was a weird grey baseball cap with a pair of eyes that looked in opposite directions and a small pair of grey ears on it.

“Why do Ah recognise that hat?” Applejack asks.

“Because it looks like Derpy silly!” Pinkie says as she wiggles like a caterpillar towards me and Mark.

“You’re right Pinkie it does actually look like her! I hope it’s not as dangerous as her though.” Rainbow Dash cringes.

“Bad experiences?” I ask.

“Understatement.” Rainbow Dash deadpans.

“Sounds like a lot of fun.” I snicker.

“Think your funny or something?” Rainbow Dash asks as she gets in my face.

“RULE NUMBER 2!!!” I shout in her face.

She grumbles something then floats away.

“RULE NUMBER 4!” I shout again.

“FINE!” She shouts back as she lands on the ground.

“Good.” I say happily.

“Urm M-Mister urm Adrian sir, i-is it okay i-if I fly, I-I think it wo-would make it easy to reach things for m-me.” Fluttershy says as she hides behind her mane.

“Okay then, Flying is allowed.” I groan in defeat yet again.

“Oh thank you Mr Adrian!” Fluttershy squeaks then immediately afterwards makes a small *Eep* sound then hides behind her mane with a huge blush on her face.

“She’s thee most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.” Mark says as he looks over to Fluttershy.

“She is INCREDIBLY adorable!” Sammy exclaims.

Fluttershy then makes a louder, higher pitch squeak as her face turns pure red.

“Hey Adrian! Stick her in some knee high socks and your dick’ll be harder then diamond.” Sammy exclaims.

“I swear to GOD! ONE OF THESE DAYS SAMMY YOU’RE GOING BACK TO LIVE WITH MOM!” I shout annoyed.

I turn to apologise to Fluttershy only to see her passed out on the ground.

“SAMMY!” I shout.

I turn towards Sammy only in time to see her run out of the room.

“Anyway.... We need to discuss who ‘s sleeping with who.” I point out.

“I want Pinkie to stay with me!” Mark says as he pops up behind Pinkie and rests an elbow on her.

“Actually a smart idea, the two crazies can stay together.” I say.

“AWESOME!/SWEET!” Mark and Pinkie shout.

“Me, Luna, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and Rarity will stay with Sammy.” Celestia says.

“Okay then, so, Applejack, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Chrysalis and Fluttershy are staying in my room.” I say as I smile finally having some order in this house.

“Ya’ll heard the Pony let’s get ta our rooms and see where we’ll be sleepin’” Applejack says.

“Come on Pinkie SLIDE WITH ME!” Mark laughs as he slithers out of the room followed closely by Pinkie Pie.

“We’ll follow the sound of your sister talking to somepony to her room.” Celestia says as she and the group she declared leave the room.

“I’m an asshole, but not big enough of an asshole to have guests sleep on the floor or the couch so you can share the bed.” I grumble as I head towards a closet in my room.

I open the door to my closet and see that it’s empty. No blankets or cushion for me tonight.

“Now that we're sorted for tonight I’m gonna head off to work.” I say as I stretch.

“What’s ya job Adrian?” Applejack asks.

“I’m a trainee vet, I’m learning how to help animals that are sick or injured.” I say happily.

“You and Fluttershy have something in common then.” Sweetie Belle says happily.

“Your voice is adorable.” I say as I smile.

“T-Thank You.” Sweetie Belle says with a small blush on her face.

“I’m going to head off for work now guys I’ll see you all a little later.” I say as I leave the room and down the stairs to a hallway that leads to my Living Room and Front Door.

“Wait Adrian!” Calls Scootaloo.

“Yeah?” I call back.

“Can you fetch some snacks? You know, Apples, Hay and Soda!” Scootaloo calls back.

“Fine!” I reply as I open my front door and start heading to work.

Author's Note

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! At least a small amount of order has been added to Adrian's house, but for how long?

Make sure to leave constructive criticism/Tell me what you liked!