As I’m down my hallway towards my bedroom I notice that all the ponies are looking out at me from their doors.

‘Oh dear go this is gonna be a pain in the ass.’ I think to myself as I open my door to see Applejack, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Chrysalis and Fluttershy with blushes across all of their faces as they look at me.

“What?” I ask confused.

“Why did you r-rape Luna and Celestia?” Chrysalis asks nervously.

“I didn’t rape them.” I say with a monotone voice and a deadpan expression on my face.

“But we heard Celestia an’ Luna, ya know, ‘release.’” Applejack says as she covers Apple Blooms ears.

“Oh yeah, Scootaloo I got you your hay and apples and there should be a few bottle of soda in the fridge downstairs.” I say as I take off my baseball cap and let my long hair flow in front of my face and down to my neck. I then flick my head back pushing my hair out of my face and to my back.

“Alright! Anybody want some?” Scootaloo asks.

“Ah’m good sugarcube.” Applejack replies.

“Ah’ll have some.’ Apple Bloom cheerfully answers.

“I’d looove to have some!” Sweetie belle replies.

“I don’t eat food.” Chrysalis replies.

“How do you survive without eating food?” I ask confused.

“I feed off of love, and trust me there is a good supply in here.” Chrysalis answers.

“Sammy.” I sigh in realization.

“You should give her a chance Adrian, I don’t understand why you insist on saying no.” Chrysalis says.

“Because she’s my sister, I thought you knew this already.” I say as I stretch my arms.

“You never told us this.” Chrysalis points out.

“I thought I did....” I say as I scratch my chin in thought.

“Nope.” Chrysalis bluntly replies.

“Oh, well, okay then.” I say as I wasn’t expecting such a reply.

We sat in silence for about 5 minutes waiting for Scootaloo to return.

“Hey! Adrian I need some help over here!” Scootaloo shouts up the stairs.

“Ok!” I shout back as I stand up from the bed and start to head down the stairs.

(Rainbow Dash’s P.O.V)

“We definitely need to be worried about him girls, he seems to be quite the pervert.” Twilight Sparkle says as the girls including Sammy are huddled on the bed.

“I need you help Adrian!” I hear Scootaloo shout from the bottom of the stairs.

Seconds later I hear Adrian shout “Ok!” before his door opens and shuts and his footsteps can be heard going to the bottom of the steps.

“Adrian it’s so big.” I hear Scootaloo say.

“Sorry, I guess I didn’t know how big it was.” I hear Adrian reply.

“Are you ready?” I hear Scootaloo ask.

“Are you sure? It doesn’t look there’s enough of a gap to slide it through.” I hear Adrian reply.

“It’ll be fine, on the count of three Adrian. 1...2....3!” I hear Scootaloo shout before I hear her and Adrian grunting together.

“Dear god Scootaloo, it’ll barely fit, in fact I can feel it scraping as I move it.” I hear Adrian reply.

“Don’t worry, after a few more pushes it should just slide through.” I hear Scootaloo reply with a slight pant.

“NOT TO MY SCOOTALOO YOU DON’T!” I shout in pure anger.

(Adrian’s P.O.V)

“Scootaloo we’re gonna need more help to get it up the stairs.” I say panting.

“ADRIAN!” I hear Rainbow Dash shout from the top of the stairs.

“Yea.....” I never got to finish my sentence as a blue hoof flies into my face at a ridiculous speed easily breaking my jaw.

“RAINBOW DASH!” Scootaloo shouts.

“Stay back Scootaloo, he won’t do this to you ever again.” Rainbow Dash says as she uses her wings to block off Scootaloo.

“You mean he won’t let me have Hay, Apple and Soda in his room anymore?” Scootaloo asks disappointedly.

“Hay, Apple and Soda?” Rainbow Dash asks confused.

“Can’t you see the Hay at the bottom of the stairs?” Scootaloo asks.

“Yeah.....” Rainbow Dash replies.

“I couldn’t get it up the stairs the gap was too tight and the Hay was too big, to the point where it scraped the walls.” Scootaloo says.

“You mean....” Rainbow Dash says as her eyes shrink to the size of pinpricks.

“Whatever you thought he was doing, he wasn’t.” Scootaloo sighs.

“Oh buck, I’m so sorry Adrian.” Rainbow Dash says as she grabs hold of one of my arms.

I pull the arm away from her and use it to hold my jaw in place.

“CELESTIA!” Rainbow Dash shouts.

“Yes Rainbow Dash?” Celestia’s motherly voice calls back.

“I need you to come help Adrian!” Rainbow Dash shouts back in a panic.

“I’m on my way!” Celestia calls back.

Celestia then steps onto the top of the stairs and stops right at the top.

“Care to tell me what happened?” Celestia gently asks.

Rainbow Dash explains what she heard and how it was a misunderstanding and how she had injured me due to it.

Celestia’s horn then starts to glow and surrounds my jaw, slowly removing all the pain till I felt nothing and my jaw wasn’t broken anymore.

“I’M NOT A DAMN PERVERT! SHE’S LIKE 12 AND SHE’S ABOUT 2 FOOT TALL!” I shout angrily.

“Actually I’m 18, I’m not a child anymore!” Scootaloo groans.

“2 Foot tall? She’s 2 HOOF tall, not whatever ‘Foot’ is.” Rainbow Dash interrupts.

“Actually Me, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom are all 18!” Scootaloo points out.

“Bullshit, you’re like 12 years old maybe younger!” I argue.

“I’m telling the truth!” Scootaloo says as she stands on her back legs. “We don’t develop teats till we’re 18 and do these look undeveloped to you?” Scootaloo says as she shakes her hips.

“STOP IT!” I shout.

“NO! I’M NOT A CHILD ADMIT IT!” Scootaloo shouts back.

“SCOOTALOO STOP IT!” Rainbow Dash shouts.

“Why? I want him to admit he’s wrong.” Scootaloo says.

“SCOOTALOO YOU ONLY SHOW THOSE TO YOUR SPECIAL SOMEPONY!” Rainbow Dash shouts.

“Wait what?” Scootaloo asks as her cheeks turn pure red and her eyes turn to pin pricks.

“Those are something only your Special Somepony should see.” Celestia says in a motherly voice.

Scootaloo then lowers herself onto all fours then runs away with a huge blush on her face.

“I swear today just keeps getting weirder and weirder.” I grumble to myself.

“Adrian, me and Luna need to go lower the sun and raise the moon, if you need us we’ll be in Sammy’s room.” Celestia says as she turns around.

“NO YOU DON’T!” I shout getting her attention.

“Why not? It’s our royal duty to do so.” Celestia says confused.

“No, the sun and moon raise and lower based on the earth’s rotation NOT whether 2 ponies can be bothered to lift it or lower it.” I point out.

“TWILIGHT! WE NEED YOU OVER HERE!” Celestia shouts (not using the Canterlot voice).

‘Oh god no, this is gonna be a while.’ I think to myself as I pinch the bridge of my nose.

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Constructive criticism is always welcome and while your at it why not tell me what you enjoyed in this chapter?