What Happened To Being Normal?

by AppleScoots

How NOT to punish ponies.

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I start to head towards work, the streets where full with people trying to get to work, even the roads where full. It takes me 30 minutes to get to my job. I enter the vets and immediately get straight on with doing my work, which since I’m a trainee is pretty much just working on the computer and taking calls until my trainings done.

“Can I take some hay and apples home with me today Boss?” I ask the owner.

“What on earth do you want hay for Adrian?” The owner replies.

“I got myself some pet horses and I want to feed them.” I half lie.

“Sure, but you’re gonna have to buy your own in the future.” The boss calls back.

I head towards the back of the building where the animal food is kept and grab a small bale of hay and a bag of apples. With my job coming to an end I leave the building and start heading home again.

“It’s been 8 hours, I hope my house is still okay.” I think to myself.

It takes me about 20 minutes to get home since there wasn’t much traffic with me leaving my job with about an hour before seemingly everyone else. I open and my front door to see a bruised Queen Chrysalis lying in front of the door.

“Are you okay Chrysalis?” I ask as I drop the small bale of hay and bag of apples inside the house and close the door.

“C-Celestia.... Luna.” Chrysalis says before she faints.

“CELESTIA!” I shout.

“Yes?” Celestia asks as I hear her come down the stairs.

As she reaches the bottom of the stairs I reach out and wrap my hand around her neck and pick her up.

“WHAT.... WAS..... RULE.... NUMBER..... 2!” I shout in her face.

“Hands off me.” She says as her horn starts to glow.

I grab her horn causing her to inhale, it starts sparking so I put my thumb over the tip causing her to strongly inhale again.

“RULE NUMBER 2!” I shout at her.

She starts squirming as she squirms my hand slips a little so that it’s higher up on the horn. She then shudders. I smirk discovering her weakness. I then start stroking her horn as she starts panting and moaning.

“What is rule number 2?” I ask.

“N-No.....” She lets out a moan cutting her own sentence off.

I then use my thumb to caress the tip of her horn.

“What is rule number 2?” I ask again.

“N-No violENCE!” She screams at the end as she starts to shudder and a blast of liquid from between her hind legs hits the front of my trousers.

“Oh dear god. I’ve got so many regrets now.” I say as my pupils shrink.

“Adrian what’s with all the screa....” Twilight sparkle stares at me open mouthed.

“This is one serious misunderstanding.” I say as I let go of Celestia.

Celestia lands on her flank then flops onto her stomach, liquid still leaking from between her hind legs.

“LUNA!” Twilight Sparkle shouts.

“Thou called?” Luna asks as we hear hoofsteps heading towards Twilight.

“Ah shit.” I groan.

“WHY HAVE THOU SOILED MY DEAR SISTER?!” Luna shouts.

“It was a misunderstanding.” I sigh.

“HOW CAN I MISUNDERSTAND THE SITUATION?” Luna shouts.

“Because I didn’t know I was getting her off! I thought I was punishing her. I swear!” I say trying to calm Luna down.

“Thou shalt feel my wrath!” Luna says as her glows.

“RULE NUMBER 2!” I Shout.

“WHY CAN’T I LIFT THEE?” Luna shouts in a panic.

“Maybe magic doesn’t work on humans I don’t know, but you and Celestia are definitely going to get punished! And not in the way I just ‘Punished’ Celestia.” I say as I take a step towards Luna.

“W-What is thou going to do to me and my dear sister?” Luna asks as she curls up in fear.

I grab Luna by the back of her neck and then pick up the unconscious Celestia and head towards my bedroom.

“Stupid ponies why do you weigh so much.” I grunt as I start heading up the stairs.

I continue to walk towards my bedroom and open the door, I then step inside and close the door behind me.

“P-Please Adrian. Don’t soil me, I’m still a virgin.” Luna pleads.

“I’m not going to do anything like that. I’m going to punish you, not rape you.” I say as I facepalm.

“W-What is our punishment?” Luna asks as she starts to shake.

“Luckily I know just how to get through a ponies hide.” I grumble to myself as I pull out a whip from my bedside table. ‘Get your mind out of the gutter, he bought it to use to keep his sister away when he wanted to be alone not to use for kinky nights’

“W-What art thou going to do with that?” Luna asks.

“Stand against the wall.” I say as I point to the only wall that has no decorations or furniture.

“O-Okay.” Luna says as she slowly steps towards the wall.

“Now turn around.” I say as I unravel the whip.

Luna then turns around and bites on her lower lip in fear of the pain that’s about to come.

I then whip her once causing her to groan in pain.

“Why did you hurt Queen Chrysalis?” I ask.

“I-I didn’t hurt her.” Luna replies.

“Liar!” I say as I hit her flank with the whip causing her to grunt in pain.

“I-I s-swear I didn’t.” Luna pants.

“Don’t lie to me.” I say as I hit her with the whip one more time.

---5 Minutes Later---

“Luna why do you hate her so much?” I ask.

Luna is shaking and barely able to stand.

“B-Because she tried to t....take over E-Equestria.” Luna pants.

‘She’s shaking, the pain must be getting to her. One last whip and that should be enough punishment.’ I think to myself.

I whip her once more time but to my surprise Luna lets out a squeal and a large burst of liquid sprays from between her hind legs. She then falls to the ground as she starts panting.

“I-I’m...sorry....Master....please....Don’t.....stooooooooop!” She shouts as another spray of liquid from between her hind legs sprays into the ground.

I throw the whip on the ground.

“I’m sooooo fucking done right now.” I groan as I throw the whip to the ground.

I open the bedroom door and leave the room and close the door behind me.

"I mean how do you even punish ponies like Luna?" I ask myself. “Hopefully the rest of today will go better, stupid fucking ponies.” I groan.


Author's Note

Well.... That was interesting. At least Celestia and Luna enjoyed this chapter. I know for a fact Adrian didn't. Please don't forget that constructive criticism is always welcome and why not tell me what you enjoyed in this chapter? Also don't forget that if you want a character added in a future chapter make sure to comment who and I'll add them in a later chapter. :pinkiehappy:

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