‘I can’t stop sprinting no matter how tired I get I need to find Adrian.’ I kept telling myself.

“Sweetie, where are we going?” Rarity asks.

“I’m following my gut, I have no trial but I NEED to find him.” I answer as I push myself even harder at the word harder.

“SWEETIE LOOK OUT A PUDDLE!” Rarity shouts in a scared voice.

I run through the puddle causing a huge splash of brown to cover my coat.

“By Celestia’s flanks what are you doing Sweetie?!” I hear Rarity shout.

“I don’t care about dirt!” I shout back.

“How uncouth.” I hear Rarity grumble.

I see Adrian sitting on a bench and he’ss holding a bale of hay, the people around him are giving him weird looks. Adrian looks at us and his face pales.

‘Why is he pale?’ I think to myself.

-Adrian’s P.O.V-

‘WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ I scream in my head.

“ADRIAN! I WANT YOU TO BE MY COLTFRIEND!” Sweetie Belle shouts as she runs towards.

I immediately jump to my feet and sprint towards them as fast as I can.

‘FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!’ The word keeps repeating itself in my head.

Sweetie Belle jumps towards me.

“ADRIAN!” Sweetie Belle shouts with tears running down her cheeks.

I catch her and slide her to my right armpit with her head pointing forwards.

“Adrian?” Sweetie Belle asks me looking very upset.

“We need to get out of here and quick.” I mumble into her ear.

“W-Why?” Sweetie Belle asks.

“Because you pretty much just ruined everything for me and everyone else. If we don’t get out of here soon you and the other ponies will be taken away and I’ll be arrested.” I mumble as I quickly run up to Rarity and grab her.

“W-What? b-but I don’t want that to happen.” Sweetie Belle mumbles as a tear slides down her cheek.

“What in the name of Luna are you doing Adrian? Put Me Down!” Rarity says as she tries to squirm free of my grip.

“If I let you go they’ll cut you up to see what makes you work. Not stop squirming and please be quiet.” I say through gritted teeth as I know have to try and balance my weight due to 2 differing weights on either side of my body.

“P-Please don’t let them do that Adrian.” Rarity pleads in a quiet voice.

“Don’t worry, I got this.” I say giving Rarity a wink.

As soon as I stop looking at Rarity my face seems to be covered in a ridiculous amount of sweat.

“If we get behind that building over there Rarity.” I say as I point to a building with an alleyway to its side. “Do you think you could get Celestia to help us?”

“Even I can do that level of magic.” Rarity says happily.

“God I love you sooooo much right now.” I say with a chuckle.

“Y-You WHAT?!?!” Sweetie Belle and Rarity shout.

“FIGURE OF SPEECH! IT’S A HUMAN THING!” I shout in a panic.

“O-Oh.” Both of them say, Sweetie Belle sounding happy whilst Rarity sounded a little sad.

‘I hope to god I’m imagining things or I’m locking myself in my room for the rest of my life.’ I think to myself as I run across a busy road and towards the alleyway.

“Okay, Rarity please tell Celestia to teleport us out of here or something.” I say as I let go of both of the mares.

“You could at least say please.” Rarity groans.

“Wait.... She can actually teleport us out of here? I meant that as a joke but PLEASE tell her to teleport us out of here.” I say in disbelief.

A bright white flash blinds me momentarily.

“IIIIII’MMMMM BLLIIIIIIINNNND!” I shout as I claw at my eyes.

“Open your eyes.” I hear Celestia’s voice groan.

“IIIIIIII CAN SEEEEEEEEEE!” I shout as I happily jump to my feet.

I look around my house and see that all the curtains are open.

“OH FUCK!” I shout as I run up to all the windows and close them all.

After about 3 minutes of closing all the curtains I finally sit down on my couch and take a deep breath.

“Why are you so scared of people finding us? What aren’t you telling us?” Twilight asks.

“If they find you they will cut you up and see how you work, they do multiple experiments on you, beat you to test how well you heal, they’ll try to cut off your horns to see how your magic works. That’s why you must and I have to stress the word MUST stay hidden from other humans. Got it?” I ask.

All the ponies have faces of pure terror.

“Exactly.” I say as I start to head towards Mark’s room.

“You looking for Marky Warky, Adriany?” Pinkie Pie asks.

“Yeah, why? What’s wrong?” I ask slightly nervous.

“He’s a bit busy right now. You might want to wait.” Pinkie Pie says with a blush.

“What did you do?” I ask worried.

I hear footsteps behind me.

“Oh hey Ma.....” I immediately pale.

“Pinkie evasive manoeuvres! “ Mark screams pointing his finger at Pinkie which in turn causes him to drop a roll of 5 unopened condoms.

Pinkie jumps 4 feet into the air and lands on a cannon that just appeared out of nowhere.

“INCOOOOOMMIIIIIIIING!” Pinkie shouts as she fires the cannon.

A huge smoke cloud is shout out of the cannon and now blinds everyone.

“D-DAMNIT! HAVE YOU *COUGH* TWO *COUGH* BEEN FUCJING IN HERE!” I shout between coughs.

“YUP!” The two shout back with a laugh.

“DAMNIT MARK IT’S A PONY! YOU SHOULDN’T FUCK ANIMALS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! THIS IS LIKE THE NINTH TIME!” I shout.

“HEY! They weren’t animals! They were all from different dimensions! One was from Dogtopia, One was from Giraffio 4, Two where from Catshia and Three where from Pengrentia 10! Anyway me and Pinkie are different! Aren’t we Pinks?” Mark asks.

“Yeah! Me and Marky Warky are dating.” Pinkie Pie says with a big grin.

“Ah fuck.” I grunt as I fall face first onto the couch. “Wake me up when it’s the morning.”

Author's Note

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