Tourette's Guy Goes to Equestria

The sun was slowly rising upon the town of Ohio in USA in the human world, as lanes of commercial buildings were opening for business including Jolly Pirate Donuts and the Kroger mart. The friendly neighbourhood folks on the street lanes greeting their neighbours and tending to their gardens to start a fresh new day, some were riding bikes and others were mowing their lawns. And some were even just lazing about in their homes.

On one of the neighbourhood streets, a single house joined by a garage remained seemingly undisturbed and silent upon most occasions. Many of the people there would never dream of entering that house however for one reason.

In the house was an old brown recliner faced towards a television, that was currently served as a seating place for a certain human. This person in particular was a balding overweight man in his late 40's with a bottle of beer in his hand. He donned a plaster cast around his neck and wore only brown shorts, white socks and shoes and a blue shirt with well known cereal mascot, Tony Tiger. His most notable feature being his glasses and facial hair.

The man's name was--

"FAGGOT!!"

...Danny Walters.

Truth be told, he was better known on the Internet as 'Danny the Tourette's Guy' or just 'Tourette's Guy' for short. This was because of a rather obvious reason, he has Tourette's Syndrome, a well known brain effect that causes the host to do sporadic unexpected things usually known as 'Tics', the most famous effect being the one where the host continuously yells obscenities out of their own will. And of course, Danny had the latter.

"IT'S EMBARASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!"

To this day, Danny was still a rather popular meme on YouTube, even with other cussing Internet sensations such as 'The Angry Video Game Nerd', 'The Nostalgia Critic', etc. Danny's outbursts on the internet were famed for their incredible and unique humour, Danny had even said some things that any other person with Tourette's probably wouldn't say like the time when he was watching a game show on TV with his son who brought up the rumour of the host committing suicide only for Danny to counter with:

"I'd kill myself too if my last name was... COMBS!"

Danny took another sip of his beer before looking up at a nearby clock which read 8:47 AM, time for breakfast.

With a little bit of effort, Danny retreated out of his recliner and stumbled towards the kitchen that had a wooden plank wall where the dinner table laid, the floor was covered with an ugly kitchen flooring while the food and other suppositories were stored in either the fridge or the accompanying wooden cabinets. The man opened one of the cabinets and pulled out a plastic bag containing a sliced loaf of bread that was very near it's expiry date. After retrieving two slices of the wheat produced edible, Danny approached a nearby toaster that stood next to a box of cereal with big red letters that read 'TOTAL'. Danny inserted the two slices into the toaster and pushed down the little tab to get it working, but the lever only recoiled back up to it's stationary state when he lifted his finger off of it.

Danny shook his head irritably and jammed the switch back down but of course, it wouldn't stay down and the pieces of bread popped back out from the slots.

"MAKE SOME TOAST, YOU DUMBASS!!" Danny yelled in rage. Being an inanimate object, the toaster only sat silent and gave no response.

Hungry and fed up, Danny punched the toaster on the side, making it slide off the counter and slam onto the floor.

"OH BOB SAGET!!" The human screamed in rage at the now floored toaster, the two slices of bread poking out of the toast slits. Danny kicked the toaster at a wall which made it finally split open a crack to reveal some kind of light emanating from the small hole.

"What the hell?" Danny's rage was immediately suppressed by confusion as he approached the broken toaster with the poking light still seeping out of the orifice. His face was now only inches away from the breakfast appliance before he reached out to touch it. The minute he did, he felt like he just gone blind as his vision was flooded by a strong binding light before he fell himself falling at a rapid pace to nowhere.

Meanwhile, the broken toaster still remained on the kitchen floor but no sign of Danny could be seen at all.

Danny's body was sent tumbling down some kind of vortex that was filled with seizure inducing visions of morphing shapes along with static before the visions seemed to change into more unique illusions that looked like something out of a Windows computer screensaver.

Until what seemed like hours but was really only a minute and a half, Danny faced what appeared to be an open hole of light advancing towards him, the light getting brighter and brighter. Out of major instinct, Danny yelled until his lungs were sore and dry.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!"

In a humble world known as Equestria, there lived a village inhabited by ponies known as 'Ponyville'. A large tree that stood out from most of the houses was home to a lavender unicorn with a deep purple mane that donned a single stripe of pink with matching tail, an emblem of a pink star surrounded by several smaller white stars was seen on her flanks. The unicorn was busy rearranging some books before opening the treehouse or better yet, a Tree-Library for business. The front door suddenly burst open as a pink furred mare with a deeper pink mane that was bubbly and poofy with matching tail barged in unexpectedly.

"Twilight!!" The pink pony called out to the unicorn in panic.

"Pinkie Pie! What's the meaning of this?! What's the matter?!" Twilight retorted, annoyed that her pink friend had come over at a rather early and unneeded time.

"My Pinkie Sense! It started acting up this morning after I woke up!" Pinkie Pie blurted out in double quick time before stopping to catch her breath. Twilight rolled her eyes reluctantly.

"Your Pinkie Sense again, Pinkie? What did it tell you?" Twilight asked with a sigh. Pinkie was quick to answer the second question.

"It told me that somepony we might not like is coming here, and that something bad might happen while they're here!"

Twilight's eyes widened. "What?! Who?! Discord?! Queen Chrysalis?! Who is it, Pinkie?!!" She yelled before nearly getting a panic attack.

"I'm not sure exactly, but we gotta be prepared before whatever it is invades Ponyville!!" Pinkie Pie screamed, hopping frantically before charging out of the door and attempting to warn the other citizen ponies of the oncoming threat who only looked at her as if she was crazy or just flat out ignored her, Twilight could only look on at the pink mare in pity before her ears picked up a distant noise.

It sounded like an explosion or a bang, but it sounded more distant as if it was far away. Twilight looked out of one of the windows to see some kind of white object speeding down the sky at a slanted angel like a comet, she couldn't decipher whatever it was that was falling out of the sky as it was rather too far away for her see until it slammed onto the ground far off with a loud thud, causing a small shudder on the ground. Twilight put a hoof to her face in shock before racing out to warn her other friends of the mystery comet.