Tourette's Guy Goes to Equestria

Outside the skirts of Ponyville was a farm famed for both it's products and it's name, 'Sweet Apple Acres'. The farm in question was responsible for supplying Ponyville with possibly the best edibles made from the sweet apples from the farm's orchards. The mare in charge of this bustling space was an orange coated cowpony with yellow banded hair and a southern west accent. She donned a brown Stetson that always rested on her head whenever she was around and had an emblem of three red apples on her flanks, the mare's name was 'Applejack' who ran and took control of Sweet Apple Acres along with her grandmother, Granny Smith, her older brother, Big Macintosh and her little sister, Applebloom.

Applejack wiped the sweat off her forehead after watching the apples from the very last orchard tree she had just kicked fall into the surrounding bushels. She gazed around to find not a single apple left on any of the trees and smiled proudly at her handiwork. The cowpony turned back and approached the bushes before picking one up with her teeth when she suddenly head a loud noise nearby that shook the ground and made her drop the bushel of apples in response.

"What in tarnation?!" Applejack exclaimed as she looked around to find whatever had just hit the ground but only saw nothing out of the ordinary, she cocked her eyebrow in confusion and was about to retrieve the fallen apples before she heard what this time sounded like a yell.

"ARGH SHIT!!!"

Danny pulled his head out of the mud in disgust before looking around to see himself surrounded by pink round objects that on a second glance, revealed to be none other than pigs, some of which were eyeing him curiously.

"What the hell is this shit?!" Danny pushed his arms against the mud for leverage and picked himself up so he could get a better view of his surroundings, among the pigs he found a fence that was of course keeping them at bay. Past the fence, he noticed some field in the far distance that seemed a little too colourful. The human turned to see a big red barn not far from where he was standing. Wasting no time, Danny regained control of his legs and reached for the fence until he proceeded to climb over the wooden barrier which resulted in him falling flat on his ass at the other side, making him cuss angrily in pain.

Danny regained his stance and looked behind to see a free dirt path leading to possibly nowhere which left him with two choices, Stay in this shit stinking farm and possibly attract a crazy old farmer with a shotgun or go down the path to an unpredictable fate. The feeling of being shot in the stomach obviously wasn't his liking, so Danny instead approached and trailed down the path, unaware that a certain mare was watching him the whole time.

"Wut the hay was that thing?" Applejack pondered to herself while watching the balding biped exit the acres and trot down the path.

"Ah' better give the news to Twi." With that, Applejack speeded off the other direction towards Ponyville in hopes of getting some answers for this conundrum.

Danny continued to trek down the path while gazing at the sights around him which usually consisted of trees and tall hills when a village in the distance could be seen in between the scenery. Danny leaned forward to take a closer look at the possible area of civilisation but could not decipher anything unusual until his ears were filled with a high pitched scream that made him yell out in pain.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"

"AGH, FUCK!!!"

After palming his ears to make sure they were still in working order, Danny turned around angrily, ready to give whoever had tried to make him go deaf a major ass kicking. Only to find a rather unexpected (and unwanted) sight, he looked down at the path to see 3 small creatures that had the bodily appearance of a horse. Unlike the horses back in his world, these three equines had a differently shaped muzzle along with their manes being a different yet unique hairstyle along with the fact that they had coat colours that would seem impossible to find in the human world. They appeared to be the size of foals, a young baby horse.

One small horse was bright yellow with a red mane and tail that was rounded on the edges and bound with a large pink bow, another had an orange coat with wings protruding from it's back and it's mane and tail was purple and frazzled. The third was coated in alabaster white and had a curled mane which was very light pink on one side while the opposite was a light purple with a matching tail, it's most notable feature was it's small blunt horn that protruded from the front of the mane. The white horse had it's hoof pointed at Danny with it's mouth hanging wide while the other two both had the same expression on their faces. The yellow one was the first to finally speak out in a young western accent.

"What is that thing?!"

"I don't know! Maybe it's an ogre!" The white equine exclaimed in response.

"Don't be ridiculous Sweetie Belle, that was just a movie! And that thing's not even green!" The orange one chimed in.

"I don't have time for this chicken shit bullshit." Danny said, already annoyed with the three small horses before turning again the village again and walking in it's direction.

"It's headin' for Ponyville! Ah' gotta warn Applejack!" The yellow filly panicked and speed in the other path direction with the orange one and the white filly known as Sweetie Belle followed on suit.

Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle was still charging towards the location of where she last saw the object crash until a barn with neighbouring tree far into the distance came into view, Twilight stared at the farm while still running to not find any protruding smoke from where the thing could've landed unaware of what was going to happen next.

"Oomph!"

Twilight felt something hit against her and knock her back onto the ground on her flanks, she looked straight forward to see a familiar cowpony sprawled onto the grass opposite of her.

"Applejack, what are you doing here?" Twilight asked as she got up and helped Applejack on her hooves.

"Ah was going to look for you, Twi!" Applejack retorted.

"I was getting to you as well! You saw the thing crash as well?" Twilight said, Applejack shook her head.

"Nope, never saw the crash, Sugarcube. Ah did hear a loud thud that probably came from the pig sty though. Ah peeked behind the barn and saw some kind of large two legged critter walk down the path."

Suddenly, the two heard a distant scream before the rustling of some nearby bushes was heard. Three fillies jumped into the scene and dashed straight to Applejack and Twilight.

"Applejack! Twilight!" The yellow filly called out in sheer panic before clinging on to Applejack's leg.

"Easy there, Applebloom. What happened?" Applejack calmed her sister down while stroking her mane.

"Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, you were with Applebloom, weren't you?" Twilight asked, Sweetie Belle and the orange filly addressed as Scootaloo both nodded their heads. The three began to explain.

"Well... Me, Applebloom and Scootaloo were trying to come up with more ideas in a ways of getting our Cutie Marks." Sweetie Belle began.

"And as we were walking down a path, we looked up to see some giant two legged thing standing right there!" Scootaloo continued.

"While Scoot and Sweetie Belle were trying to figure out what the thing was, It started to head straight for Ponyville!" Applebloom finished the story. Applejack scowled in response.

"Ah knew I saw something odd back at the farm! Come on, Twi! We gotta get to Ponyville before that what-ever-it-is get's there first!" The cowpony exclaimed before speeding off to the village, with Twilight and the three fillies following behind.