Anon isn’t the brightest man in the world, but he should have known better. Getting yourself piss drunk at the local pub in a town he had just moved to six hours ago, was by far, the second dumbest thing he’s ever done.

Since Anon just got here he had no friends to guide him home, and the pub owner as well as the locals couldn’t care less.

Earlier than he usually would have called it a night but later then he should of, our hero stumbled out of the pub. Not knowing where to go, he started wandering the empty dim lit streets. The last place he vaguely remembered were the gates to the big ass park this town had for some reason.

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Princess Celestia was having a good day, she was lucky enough to catch a break during day court, which rarely ever happens. Although followed by her four personal bodyguards, she intended to have a nice relaxing time in the royal gardens.

The royal gardens smelled of mouth watering flowers, singing birds, buzzing bees and the serene bubbling coming from one of the many fountains. The sun smiled warmly down upon her.

‘Today’s such a nice relaxing day, I hope nothing will ruin this.’ Thought Celestia, and of course being the cruel mistress fate was, something had to happen.

Rustling came from a nearby hedge. Immediately Celestia's bodyguards jumped into action, forming a diamond formation around her, ready to take down anything harmful and give their lives if need be for their Solar Diarch.

Punishment Crust stood at the front. although an earth pony, her muscles would put any other pony to shame. Slightly bigger than the average pony, yet smaller than the princesses, she was the shield of the group, able to take anything thrown at her. Her muscles were tense, as her eyes darted left and right. Punishment was ready to jump in front of whatever projectile that came flying the Princess’ way.

On the right and left side of the princess were the two twin sisters. On the left was Shining Spear, one of the two unicorns in the group. She specialized in combat magic. With her horn charged, she eagerly awaited the evil monster to show it self, so she could make it her own grater.

Opposite Celestia was Shadow Gutter, the only pegasus on the team and sister to Shining Spear, who was nothing like her sister. As a thestral she was the only one in the group wearing night guard armor. Gutter was the defacto scrapper and spotter for the group, having the sharpest eyes and swiftest hooves, she could spot the smallest movement miles away, and be able to rob a house full of ponies, slit all their throats and none would be the wiser. Right now though as a bodyguard, it’s was her job to make sure the princess was safe. Should things go South she was ready to get Celestia out of there before she could say “cake”.

Last but not least, standing behind Celestia was Swift Thinker, the brain of the whole team. Being the smallest and youngest of them all, she made up with brain power. Able to process information ten times faster than your everyday pony, making her the only pony in three centuries to make Celestia stop and think during their chess games, though she has yet to beat Celestia. The moment she heard the rustling, she conjured a shield bubble around the Princess, thinking of nineteen situations that might happen and already planning countermeasures for all of them.

For they are the Sun’s blades and shields.

Wherever darkness lingers, wherever the monsters sleep.

They’ll be there, and become their worst nightmares.

Separated they can bring down a thousand warriors each.

Together they can bring down a nation.

Where the Sun wills, there they will be.

For they are.

“The Dawnbreakers”

At that exact moment, the sun shined upon their glorious form, blinding whatever foul creature that might be hiding in the hedge.

And of course, they were all monologuing their oath in their head.

Celestia couldn’t hide her smile as she rolled her eyes, these four always tend to overreact when it comes to her safety.

Right now Crust was standing in front of her, clearly showing off her figure, the muscles were impressive, but she just looks cute when she keeps stealing quick glances at Celestia, making sure Celestia noticed her.

Shining Spear was overcharging her horn so much, her entire face turned red. Celestia feared that Spear might get an aneurysm. Spear was quite heartbroken when Celestia chose Twilight as her student, ever since then she’s been trying to impress her every chance she got.

As for Shadow… she just pushed herself right up to Celestia’s side, eyes half lidded and taking deep breathes.

Celestia didn't know what Swift Thinker was doing, but let’s just say she felt like she was being undressed right now, which was an odd feeling for someone who rarely ever wore clothes.

Sighing, Celestia prepared to look at them disapprovingly, to tell them she is very capable of taking care of herself. What she didn’t prepare for, was to see the strangest looking creature stumble out of the hedge.

And it was at the moment that her and her ponies lives were forever altered.

The five mares had never seen anything like the creature they were now looking at. It looked… well absolutely nothing seemed special about it. Its was as tall as Celestia if you discounted her horn. Maybe it was intelligent for it was wearing a good deal of clothes, black cloth surrounded its upper body and its forelegs? Deep blue cloth hung from its midsection all the way down it’s hind legs, white cloth clung oddly to its back paws for some reason.

But what caused all the mares to stare was its head, the only thought that came to mind was how exotic and dangerous it looked, the exciting kind of dangerous. Its face was flat and furless, the only places with fur on it were the top of its head and a little bit around the jaw. Where it should have had a snout was its mouth, slightly parted as if ready to latch onto them, sink its pointy teeth in them but not to hard, worshiping their bodys. Above the mouth was its nose, it looked like it could smell them from miles and know every dirty little secret they have. And the eyes, oh those hazy eyes… wait, hazy?

Mouth moving slightly as if saying something, it wobbled towards them, its right foreleg outstretched as if wanting to touch them.

As if woken from a trance, The Dawnbreakers sprang into action. Crust rushed to it, ready to tackle it to the ground. Spear fired her magic at it. Shadow kept using her face to push Celestia, smiling and drooling while doing so. As for their Captain, Swift Thinker, her mind broke the moment she saw the creature, mind going through all the books she read, but nothing matching it.

That’s when Celestia sprung into action, stepping through the bubble and making it pop like it was nothing, canceling Spear’s magic half way towards the sexy exotic creature. Grabbing Crust’s tail and yanking her back before she could hurt it. Crust yelped, as a blush spread across her face at the same time. Celestia was quick to use her magic to keep Shadow from falling over.

Slowly walking up to it, she examined it closely. The closest races she could compare it to, were either the Minotaurs or the Diamond Dogs.

‘Maybe its tail was cut off, is that why its wobbling? Oh dear me, it looks so confused, better make sure it’s not hurt.’ With that she quickened her pacing till she was right in front of it.

After placing a protection spell on herself (just to be safe), she tried to talk to it.

“Are you hurt? Where’s your tail,” Celestia ask softy, concern deep in her voice.

It moved its mouth but nothing intelligible came out of it, it seemed to be focusing on her horn.

Shaking her head to clear it, Swift Thinker stepped forward, worry in her eyes and alarm in her voice, “Princess! Please, stand back! It could be dangerous for all we know.”

Letting out a royal snort, she looked back to Swift. “Please Swift, you know I can protect myself, and can’t you see? It seems to be hurt.”

Looking back at him, yes, has to be a him. It looks and *sniff* smells like a strong potent male.

“Can you understand me?” Celestia asked, it looked at her, confusion in his eyes, then it changed to thinking, considering. Then it gave a single nod, never taking its eyes off Celestia’s horn.

Thinking he could understand her, she let out a sigh of release. “Good, you need to follow me, we have to get you to-”

Whatever she was going to say never got finished, for at that moment its meaty claw shot out and grabbed her horn.

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Anon had been wandering for two hours now, and he still couldn't find his way out of this park! At least now he was a bit sobered up, he understood enough to know that he needed to get home before passing out. But first he was going to find the switch to that big ass spot light hanging above him.

After turning a corner, Anon noticed something strange, over the hedges and trees was some sort of castle, it looked nothing like the castles he’d seen before, for one thing, castles shouldn’t be so white with gold round domes on top of all the towers.

“Oh god, dick towers, did I find Princess Ariel's onland relatives?” And like what any man would do, Anon couldn’t help but picture reverse mermaids, and wonder how one has sex with one.

After standing there for ten minutes, taking his imaginary mermaid on a date, fucking it, and having little reverse mermaid babies. What little sanity he had left rebooted his mind, killing Miranda, little Toby and Nora.

“I didn’t know we had any duke’s living near here, and why did they build a castle in a park?” Anon said aloud to himself.

“They must own the switch to that stupid spot light, shit’s so bright and hot it feels almost like mid-day.” Setting his destination towards the castle, he walked straight through every bush, hedge and tree in his way.

Stumbling through every obstacle he could find, it took Anon half an hour to reach an opening. And there he saw the strangest sight in his life.

Standing there, close to a fountain were five horses, one big one, and four small ones. They were all huddled together, the big one in the center, surrounded by the others.

The big white one was the strangest of them all, not because it was wearing a crown, it looked weird because it was bald and tailless. The small ones at least had some sort of hair sticking out of their… helmets? But the big one was just pure white, not a spot on it.

“What the fuck...” Anon said while staring in disbelief. “who the fuck glues a horn to a horse? ”

Sure enough, some of the horses had horns glued to their heads, he could count three of them, nearly missing the small one at the back. Damn, that big white horse sure had a big ass.

The horses just kept staring at him, eyes wide. “Wait, why are their eyes so big, and what’s with the costumes they're wearing”

Looking carefully, he noticed big white has wings glued to its side, two other small horses had wings to their sides. One was dressed up like it was Halloween, with bat wings instead of feathered ones.

The one in front got the worst of it, whoever lived here was messed up, because it was clearly being fed steroids, it’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but a horse!

‘Whoever lived here, must be a rich motherfucker.’ Realizing they were actually wearing what seemed to be gold, Anon couldn’t help feeling jealous. ‘Someone who lives in a castle and dress horses up in gold, for fun, needs to be punched in the face, hard.

Reaching out in a friendly manner, Anon slowly moved forward. “Here, here. Let’s get you out of those costumes,”

The moment he stepped forward, three of the horses reacted. First Schwarzenegger jumped towards him, but managed to stop in mid-air. The greyish one shoved its face right into the big white horse, its little face sinking in just a bit. Then big white started towards him, grey horse is now doing a good impression of Michael Jackson’s Lean. Whoever trained these horses did a fucking good job.

The other horned horses just stood there, the one at the front looking dumbfounded and the other looking soullessly at him, as if everything it had known till that point had faded into the emptiness of deep space.

Big white walked up to him, and started to move its mouth.

*Insert intelligent sounding horse noises*

“Aww, are you trying to tell me something,” Anon cooed. As weird as it looks, it does look elegant, beautiful and quite a bit smarter than the horses he’d seen in the past. “Do you know where your owner is?”

Expecting it to act like a … well, horse. Anon was quite shocked when it shook it head.

“The fuck… did it understand me? ” Shifting his eyes up he remembered the glued horn. “Ahh, it must have wanted to get the horn off.”

Hearing more horse noises, he looked behind big white. The tiniest horned horse was now ‘speaking’ to big white. Big white snorted and looked back at the smaller horse, after some **Insert intelligent sounding horse noises**, Big white looked back at him and made some more **Insert intelligent sounding horse noises**

Big white now seemed to be looking at Anon questioningly, waiting for him to say or do something.

“Aww, horsies don’t like horns being stuck on their heads, c’mere let’s see if we can get that off you.” Anon said.

So Anon gently reached out and grabbed onto its horn.

Focused so much on its horn, Anon didn’t notice big white’s eyes roll back instantly and the soft “nay~” it let out, neither did he see the small horses jaws hit the ground, blushing furiously.

One thing that Anon did notice was the tingling warmth that spread throughout his body, from his fingertips to his toes. It was like bathing in a hot spring, making him feel drowsy. Combining that with his current drunkenness, the only thing keeping him on his feet, was te task before him. To get this horn off this horse.

After a couple minutes of gently tugging and pulling, Anon still couldn’t get it off. Looking carefully he stood on tiptoes trying to find the gap between horn and head, digging his fingers at the base but not wanting to hurt big white.

At that point big white went down, forelegs bending, and moving its head towards his lower abdomen and above his crotch. He could hear its deep breathing. ‘Huh, did it lean down so i can get better access? I must be doing something right.’

“I’m sorry if I’m hurting you,” Not looking down at her, he continued. “don’t worry, should get this off any moment.”

Anon looked up when he felt something trickle onto his hands, looking carefully he noticed some kind of liquid leaking from the tip of it horn. He squeezed harder seeing if he could get more out.

Whatever it was, it was gooey and flowing from the tip in a steady pulse, he thought it was glue at first, but dismissed that thought when he caught a whiff of it.

It… It was as if like someone took the best vanilla sponge cake, stuffed it in a liquidiser, poured some vanilla ice cream in, maybe one or two bananas, and liquidised it. After doing that, stuffed it into a cone, then put said cone on a horse’s head, and now he was squeezing said cone.

And with such an amazing scent, how could any sane man, not ~~lick it like the pre dripping from the tip of a cock that you’ve been stroking~~ stick out his tongue and give it a taste?

So, NOT influenced by his alcohol infused mind, our hero, stuck his tongue out. As if in slow motion, he slowly inched closer, not noticing the four horses looking on eagerly, not feeling the horse beneath him shoving its snout to his crotch and taking deep deep breaths.

Slowly he placed his tongue at the base and dragged it up to the tip, the sound of a whip-crack and a splash echoed throughout the garden, but that didn’t stop Anon, no, sir, he kept on going. The closer he got to the tip the more excited the small horses got, not that he noticed. Finally he reached the top just as he was about to wrap his lip around the ~~big fat cockhead~~ tip of the horn.

A spray of liquid shot from the tip right down his throat ~~like the dirty cock hungry whore he is~~, and he drank it all down hungrily. Pupils shrinking, eyes widening, Anon just got the strongest taste of vanilla banana sponge cake in his life. Big white collapsed, twitching, and that was when he noticed some things he didn’t notice before.

First of all, the horns on the small horses horns are now all glowing. Second, all two sets of wings were spread out and twitching. Third, the colours of the world seemed to become brighter. Fourth, he could smell a mixture of a few strong scents, making him want more. And finally, big white now had magic rainbow flowing hair growing out of its head and ass.

Oh, and his pants are super tight for some reason.

Then he fainted.

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Whatever the Dawnbreakers were prepared for, it was not to see their goddess moan aloud when the creature grabbed her horn.

Celestia had never felt anything like that before, it was like hundreds and thousands of tiny tentacles massaging her brain. She could feel her magic draining at an alarmingly fast rate, she should’ve been worried, but the only feeling she could feel was pleasure. And the smell of the strange being foreign while simultaneously so intoxicating, it fogged her mind with its slightly salty scent, making her take deeper breathes.

Pushing her snout closer to get more of its smell, she didn’t notice him stick his tongue out, but The Dawnbreakers sure did, watching eagerly as the beast moved its mouth closer to the royal horn. As if in a trance, they all stuck their tongues out too, leaning forward, hoping to be part of what was about to happen.

The Dawnbreakers, No! Almost anypony and living being who has gazed upon her royal form, has had lewd thoughts about her at least once. It’s only natural for her closest guards to think of such things. So nopony could blame them for their reactions to what happened next.

The moment its tongue touched the base of her horn, Celestia’s mind went to overdrive. Eyes rolled back for the second time, and she was out of the game. Celestia lifted her tail so fast, it caused a sonic whip-crack, immediately after that, a splash and a small puddle formed beneath her.

Due to the tail whip, the smell of Celestia’s arousal spread through the royal castle behind her. Making all the female staff climax on the spot, and all the male staff to pop boners and paint the floor white.

And so that day was marked as ‘The Day That Never Happened, And None Shall Talk About It Day’.

The Dawnbreakers got the best worst of it, for they got the front row seat. Ethereal tail lifted high, they had a clear view of Celestia’s behind.

Celestia’s flanks were perfect, it looked so plump and soft, it was as if they could lay all their heads on it, and just sink in. But what caught their eyes was the treasure between those perfect mouth watering flanks, right between the white was the light grey, in between the valley was her wet, glistening marehood.

None of them dared to speak, staring as intensely at it as possible, burning it into their minds, so every time they would close their eyes they could see it, when they dream they dream of it, when they take their last breathes, either on the battleground or on their beds due to old age, they’ll close their eyes to see again what no other pony has seen, and die happily.

Then Celestia’s vulva winked, her clitoris poked out, and their hearts skipped a beat. The creature licked his way up half the horn, she winked again with a wet smack, they forgot how to breathe. He reached the top, she winked again, this time a jet of mare cum shot out, intensifying the scent of her arousal, and so they all fainted, with happy smiles on their faces.

A second after they fainted, Celestia came again, but this time it was from her horn, shooting all the pure magic down the creature’s throat. And with that she to fainted, exhausted, but happy, she slept with a satisfied smile that night.

Then the creature fell upon her, passed out. Letting out a happy hum, Celestia hugged him, bringing him closer, as her smile widened .

*** Five minutes later ***

Luna was not happy, she was having lunch just minutes ago, and it was her favorite, glazed donuts with a salad side dish. Just when the chef presented it to her, an intense smell swept through the dining hall, she instantly recognized it, but the last time she smelled it, it was more than a thousand years ago.

“Oh no...”

The effect on them was instant, all the guards stiffened up, the maids blushed and covered their faces with their hooves, wet splats could be heard around the hall, and the chef who was backing away from the dish, popped his boner and shot his load right on the donuts. “Oh..oh dear, um… I... Extra glazed them for you?” The chef said with an awkward smile.

Shutting her eyes, and blushing madly, she counted to ten, for it was because of her strong will that her seat was still dry. “I shall be skipping our mid-day meal,” Luna declared, the chef seemed to look sad for some reason. “I shall look for our dear sister to discuss the cause for such… unpleasantness,”

Looking around at all the ponies, who were all avoiding her eyes, she added, “And maybe you should all start cleaning up your mess.” And with that she left to find Celestia.

First thing Luna did when she left the hall, she cast a spell to cleanse the castle of the smell, not before taking a deep breathe. “What happened? This isn’t like Tia to get aroused in the middle of the day without warning us.” Casting a quick spell and locating her sister, Luna marched towards the gardens.

“And from how strong this smells, it was not a simple arousal, it is as if… she is in heat!” with that she practically sprinted to the gardens.

Reaching the gardens, Luna was shocked at what she saw, Celestia’s body guards were laying on the ground unconscious, and there was her sister on the ground with something on top of her…

“TIA!”

Anger took hold of her as Luna dashed forward, trying to rip the creature off Celestia.

“How dare you attack my sister!”

But nothing happened, her magic wasn’t working. Rushing next to them, she could see the beast wearing clothes, biting the cloth she pulled them apart, and with her Alicorn strength, tossed the beast over a tree and into a bush.

Now standing right next to Celestia, she could smell Celestia’s… scent as strong as ever, making her wet too. “Curse the Alicorn body,” Looking at where she threw the beast. “it must have tried to mount my sister under the influence of her scent.” Now feeling a little bit sorry for it, maybe she shouldn’t have thrown it so hard, but it did try to rape her sister.

“Guards!” Luna shouted.

Four guards who had been following her, jumped out of their hiding spots. “Get that foul beast to the dungeons, when my sister wakens, we shall question it ourselves. Keep guards near its cell, make sure it does nothing and nothing happens to it till we arrive.”

Saluting, they went to drag it out of the bush, but the moment one of the male guards rapped its mouth around the creature's claw, the guard’s eyes grew wide. Sprouting a boner, he fainted, but not before spraying his second load on the ground that day.

“What the...” Now cautious, Luna slowly inched forward to the bush. Ignoring the twitching guard on the ground.

“You,” Luna pointed at a random guard, “touch the cloth around it.”

“Me?” The other male guard pony said. Looking at the twitching one. He said, “B-But princess..”

“Are you questioning my order?” Luna asked with a raised brow.

“N-No, princess, of course not,” Gulping, the guard reached out and touched the cloth. Nothing happened, quickly pulling his hoof back, he sighed a breathe of relief.

“Good, good...” Luna mused. “Now touch its bare skin.”

Now a little less nervous, he reached out again and touched its pink skin.

Seconds later, he was on the ground, twitching with his face down in the cum puddle from the former guard.

“So, you can’t touch it and magic doesn’t work on it.” Looking at the remaining guards. “You two, get a stick and run it through the holes of its clothes, and take it to the dungeons.” Luna ordered. Looking at the guards on the ground, including the Dawnbreakers, she added, “And get somepony to get them out of here, I shall be taking my sister to her chambers.”

The rest of them saluted, and started working.

Looking down at her sister, Luna now knew what had happened here. For it was clearly because of the creature that Celestia was in this state.

‘Whatever that thing is, it must be detained or kept under control. No living creature should have such power.’ With that, she lifted Celestia onto her back and headed towards Celestia’s chamber.

‘Though… if it could make Tia like this, then maybe it’ll be worth giving myself a little ‘fun time’ too’

Author's Note

Oh my, writing isn't as easy as I thought it will be. And all the research I had to go through, both about writing and horses. Totally worth it.

I've never written a story before, so any criticism is welcome, I need it. Thanks.

Edit : Thanks for Ambros for editing this chapter.