Luna sat at Celestia’s private desk, she had been sitting there for four hours straight, feeling bored, annoyed, horny and frustrated. As for Celestia, she’d been resting, if you can call it that, ever since they found her in the garden.

Luna would have just left her in this room, but Celestia needed some special attention. Celestia had been giggling, moaning, thrashing and sometimes twitching. Luna had to change the bed sheets stained with mare juice and sweat six times so far.

The Royal Sisters had long been accustomed to helping out each other during their heat. It was Luna’s idea in the first place. In the old days, when one went into heat, the other would look after her till it was over. It’s as simple as can be, and since this is just a fake heat, she figured it would end soon.

But this was starting to get out of hoof. She even had to use an ejaculating dildo to give Celestia water, fearing that she might dehydrate. Luna was having very conflicted feelings about shoving a dildo down her sister’s throat, especially when Celestia moaned louder than usual when she did it.

Pausing on the letter she’d been writing, Luna let out a sigh. She rolled her neck before she walked to Celestia’s bedside. She kept the barest distance from the bed after Celestia nearly broke a rib when she hugged her last time.

Cleaning the sheets and cleansing the air, Luna fished the dildo out from under the covers with a wet squelch. Filling the cum tube with fresh water, she pressed the wet dildo to Celestia’s hot quivering lips, and that’s all that was needed. Celestia sucked the fake dick into her mouth as soon as it touched her lips, her throat bulging. Celestia stuck her tongue out at the base trying to reach the testicles that weren't there. She moaned needily, wanting what was stored away.

Seeing this, Luna pressed the button, sending jets of water down her throat. Celestia hummed happily as she felt liquid fill her stomach. Emptying the toy, Luna tried to pull the dildo out and almost failed to do so. Pulling it out of the vacuum that was Celestia’s mouth, she shoved it back to where it was before… or maybe it was the other hole, she wasn’t looking.

‘Thank Faust I’m not attuned to the sun, I’d go mad if I had to go through this every time,’ Luna thought as she regarded Celestia.

Under normal circumstances, Luna would have entered Celestia’s dream and make it a bit less erotic. If she felt particularly mischievous, maybe even join in on the fun. But seeing Celestia in such a state, it might be safer just to let her ride it out on her own.

Luna walked back to her desk, finishing her letter before sending it on its way. She might need some help to put the Heat Suppression Spell on Celestia tomorrow if she didn’t calm down during the night.

Just as the last flame flickered away, a rapid knocking came from the door.

“What is it?” Luna asked, not wanting to open the door.

“Your Highness, it’s the beast in the dungeon. It has awakened,” A guard said.

Biting her lip, Luna looked at Celestia on the bed. Maybe she could leave Celestia alone here for a couple of hours?

“...”

‘What’s the worst that could happen?’

And with that, Luna left the room.

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Anon woke up with a pounding headache. He felt as if he was laying on a table, a table too hard and small for him. ‘Did I sleep on the dining room table again? I need to stop doing that.’

He groaned as he pried an eye open and saw… nothing. It was too dark for him to make anything out. He tilted his head, hopefully not towards any wall. Further darkness greeted him every which way he looked. ‘Ah shit, I must have slept through the day, again. I've got to stop doing that,’

Letting out a sigh, he swung his legs around the table, debating if he should just go back to sleep. Slowly, he got up, driven on by the simple but painful need to empty the full tank in his bladder. He walked blindly in the darkness until his face made a new friend...a wall.

“Aw, come on!” He screamed into his palms. “Who the fuck put a wall here!” Using one of his hands to check to see if his nose was still intact, he reached out, trying to feel the wall in front of him.

“What the fuck...”

At that point, he heard a muffled sound coming from somewhere. He turned his head to where he thought the noise came from. A hatch opened, and an eye too big for its own good looked in. Using the light now provided, he quickly took in his surroundings.

He was in a cell. Stone walls surround him, including the wall his face just met and two small beds put together.

Looking back at the hatch, they locked eyes. Whoever that eye belonged to was a freak of nature. That eye was big, too big, maybe as big as his fist, and there was white fur surrounding the eye.

They looked at each other for a few seconds, then the big eye turned to the side, shouted something and closed the hatch, engulfing Anon in darkness again.

“Hey, HEY!!” Rushing to the door, Anon started banging on the metal door, “HEY! Where the fuck am I? Why am I here? ” Listening carefully, he could hear a rapid ‘clop clop clop’ fading away into the distance. “Come back here, you fuck! Where’s the toilet?”

Silence was his only reply. “No, please. I’m sorry, come back.” Pressing his back to the door, he slid down to a crouch, “I need to piss, you asshole...” He whimpered.

Staying crouched he tried to ease the pressure from his bladder, but it only worked for five minutes or so before he gave in to nature's siren call, keeping one hand on the wall, he walked to the furthest corner, unzipped his jeans, took out his tool and…

‘Hey now, is my...’ Now instead of using three fingers, he needed to use four fingers. ‘Huh, how did that happen? It doesn’t hurt, so it’s not infected... maybe?’

So, taking a deep breath, because you don’t want to smell piss after a heavy night of drinking, and sticking his pinky finger out like the gentleman he is, he let loose.

After doing what a man does when he pisses, he hurried back to the door, still holding his breath. But alas, the average man can only hold his breath no more than thirty seconds. Fearing for the worst, Anon took a small breath.

“Vanilla?”

‘The fuck?’

This time taking a slightly deeper breath, he breathed in. Still Vanilla.

‘Why does my piss smell like vanilla?’

‘Did I piss vanilla?’

‘How do you piss vanilla? Does that mean I’m sick?’

‘Why do I remember having a banana vanilla cake?’

‘Why is the cell so bright all of a sudden?’

‘And why am I falling backwards?’

Unbeknownst to him it was because a certain someone decided to open the door he was leaning on. Hitting the ground with a “oof”, he looked up and noticed three horses standing above him, staring down at him. They were wearing armor and pointing spears at him, and they all have horns on them. Two of the smaller horns were glowing as well as the spears.

‘WHAT THE FU- Wait… Why am I thinking of a white narwhal with rainbows?’

The big dark blue horse in the center was trying to stir up some memory in him, but for the life of him, he couldn’t remember what it was supposed to be.

Then the big one opened it’s mouth and noises came out. Now although Anon didn’t finish college, he did consider himself somewhat educated. And so he knew that horse mouths don’t work that way, they can’t make sounds like that, and they shouldn’t have glowing horns jolting out of their skulls.

Not knowing what it was saying, and slowly starting to freak out. He reached out, trying to pull himself up by using one of the horses.

Immediately, the two spears were thrust down towards him, pinning him down. Any man would stop as fear took hold of them, but not Anon. For you see, those spears were thrust down on his hoodie, right above where his nipples are, hard.

“FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!”

Rolling on the ground, tears streaming down his face as he clutched his nipples. He screamed. “Oww!! What the fuck!! What did I do? Why the nipples?” He sobbed incoherently for a few moments. “Why give us nipples if we can’t even fucking use them.”

After what seemed like ages, the pain finally faded. Lying on the ground, he tried to catch his breath. He could hear the horses saying something, but right now, he didn't care. He was mad and he had some horse asses to kick.

Sitting up and ready to kick ass. He growled “Why you fucking horses better be ready to-”

The big one said something, and the spear came down again, on his nipples.

Instead of screaming and rolling on the ground like before, Anon just curled up into a ball, and sobbed manly while tucking his hands under his hoodie, soothing his sore nipples with his fingers.

Awhile later, he felt something prodding him. Looking up, he saw the big horse’s horn glowing and sparkling, the spear prodding him was glowing and sparkling too. It used the butt of the spear to prod him again.

*sniff* “What...”

The big one jerked its head upwards, as if him telling him to stand up.

“Leave me alone… You can all go and fuck yourselves.” Anon mumbled as he laid his head back down.

Anon peeked at the big one as it let out a sigh, then he saw and felt the spear inching towards his nipple.

“NO, wait, I’m sorry,” Anon begged as he scrambled to his feet. “please… no more, not the nipples.”

Nodding, the big one passed the spear to one of the... ‘Guards maybe? Does that make sense? I guess... since that big horse is being a royal bitch.’ Anon thought.

Big stupid horse started walking away, the two guards moved behind him and poked him with the spears. Getting the meaning, Anon followed Big Stupid Fucking Piece of Shit Horse, who has a nice good looking strong ass though.

Looking back, big blue noticed him staring. And with a quick lift of the tail, big blue horse showed him that it was in fact, a royal bitch.

*****A few minutes earlier*****

“Guards, the beast in this cell is extremely dangerous, no matter what happens do not let it touch you.” Luna ordered the guards as they reached the door to its cell.

As they opened the cell door, they were surprised to see the beast fall and land on its back. They were kind of expecting it to cower in the corner, or rush out spitting hellfire with claws sharper than the sharpest knife. Maybe even sit seductively on the bed stroking a cock too huge to be true, smiling invitingly. I’ll let you decide who was expecting which.

“Creature, you are clearly intelligent.” Luna said. “So, if you can understand me, please stand up.” The creature just looked at her, face scrunched up. ‘It better not be thinking about playing dumb.’

“I repeat, for your own good. If you understand me, stand up or -”

Luna was a little bit disappointed for two reasons when it tried to reach out to her. The first reason being that things were going to be a little bit more complicated now, since it didn’t seem to understand her. Second, she couldn’t let it touch her, at least not now.

The two guards did as they were told to, slamming the blunt part of the spears down, preventing it from doing anything that might threaten the group. Expecting it to stay down, they were once again pleasantly surprised.

Yelling loudly, it placed its claws on its chest and started rolling on the ground, screaming all the while.

The two guards panicked, bringing the spears down to hit it again, yet they were stopped by Princess Luna.

“Guards, do you remember where you struck it at ?” Luna asked, keeping her eyes on the creature.

“Yes, Your Highness. It was somewhere on the upper chest, on both sides it seems.” The guards said, not daring to take their eyes off it. “Do you think we’ve found a weak spot?”

“We might have,” Luna said while looking at the creature on the ground. Pondering. “Guards, stay sharp. Strike it at the same place as before when I give the order, don’t take any actions unless i say so.”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

Just as she thought, the creature soon quieted down. Luna might have never seen anything like it before, but she’d dealt with all types of beings before, and she knew what was about to come.

It lied there for awhile and sure enough, it looked at them angrily, saying something under its breath, curling its claws into fists. Luna looked on, getting ready to give the order.

Just as it was half way from sitting up, she barked “Strike it.”

The guards brought the spears down again, hitting the same places as before.

Instead of acting like it did before, this time it just curled up into a ball. Luna was about to tell the guards to poke it, but then it started crying.

… Oh wow, now that is just sad.

Princess Luna and the guards just looked at each other, not knowing what to do. This wasn't how things usually turn out, though it does make things easier for them, to say the least.

‘So, has the power to turn anypony into a twitching mess on the ground, but has no combat experience and isn’t all that aggressive.’ Luna thought as it cried on the ground. ‘It hasn’t tried to touch us through any means, any other creature with such power would touch us no matter what.’

‘Unless, it doesn’t know its own power.’

According to her body clock, there was still an hour or so till she needed to raise the moon. Taking hold of one of the spears, she tried to get the creature’s attention.

Still sniffing, it lifted its head, looked at her then swatted the spear away as it laid its head back down.

‘Now this is just pathetic.’ Inching the spear closer to it’s chest, she got the effect she wanted. Saying whatever in a pleading tone, it stood up to its full height.

Satisfied, she started walking to the Throne Hall but stopped when she heard a loud grumbling behind her. Looking back, she saw the creature looking wide eyed at her, placing its claws over its chest. Snorting she changed directions and walked to the dining hall.

On the way, Luna waved a maid over. “Tell the kitchen to make a quick dinner for two, salad should do fine.”

Nodding the maid hurried away but not before stealing a quick glance at the creature, blushed, then trotted away with her tail between her legs.

‘Odd.’ Luna thought as she watched the maid walk away.

After that little episode, Luna noticed that all the ponies they went past were acting weird. The staff, guards and even most of the nobles were staring at the creature. But no, that’s not what’s weird, these ponies tend to stare or glare at anything foreign. What was weird was that they were all blushing, and quickly averting their eyes when they thought the creature looked their way.‘What is going on here? Is this beast doing something to them?’

Looking back she found that the creature's eyes were glued to the floor and it wasn’t looking at anypony, probably not noticing the looks it was receiving.

Arriving at the dining hall, Luna was happy to see the creature’s eyes light up with what was clearly relief and joy.

Sitting at the table she gestured for it to sit next to her. It sat down in a very strange way. It bent its legs and crossed them beneath him as it flopped down on a pillow. Then it looked at Luna eagerly.

Two chefs walked in a little while later pushing a cart, and walked next to Princess Luna and the creature. Strangely, one of the chefs never took his eyes off Princess Luna, while the other kept staring at the creature.

‘Wait, wasn’t he the chef that...’

“Two salads coming up, with a little special surprise for our beloved Princess.” Chef Hazelnut announced as he lifted the lid off the serving tray, still not taking his eyes off Princess Luna. Who was starting to feel really uncomfortable.

As for the other chef, Fried Coconut, she kept her eyes glued on the creature. Not saying a word.

Placing two bowls of salad on the table, nothing seemed out of… place…

‘Oh, you have got to be bucking kidding me!’

One of the salads, the one for Princess Luna had a semi transparent white sauce on it. Looking at the chef she noticed him sweating and cheeks slightly red. Luna didn’t need to look anymore to know what this special sauce was. And looking at the creatures salad, she could see liquid on it, and she knew it wasn’t salad dressing.

“Special surprize?” she said while glaring into Chef Hazelnut’s very soul.

“W-why, Y-yes, Your Highness. I worked very hard to make it indeed.” He stammered.

Her eyes bored into him. Luna didn’t notice the creature taking a whiff of his salad. Too focused on Chef Hazelnut, she didn’t see Chef Fried Coconut’s tail lift higher the more the creature smelled the salad.

Luna was about to say something, but stopped when she saw something from the corner of her eye. The creature has grabbed hold of a fork and was about to…

“No, Wait!” Luna shouted, but it was too late.

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‘Oh sweet, fruit salad with coconut dressing’ And with that Anon dug in with gusto.

During his fifth mouth full, he looked up and noticed all the horses were staring at him. The cute little brownish horse with a chef’s hat was giving him a really creepy smile, while blushing madly at the same time. ‘Huh, guess it’s glad that I like the food she made, this dressing is really good, a bit tangy though. Better give the chef my compliments’

So reaching his hand out he patted the little horse on the head.

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Luna’s jaw dropped lower and lower as Fried Coconut’s tail rose to its apex, and a cheshire grin split her face. During its fifth mouth full , the creature looked up and saw everypony looking at it. Then before Luna could stop it again, it reached out and patted Fried Coconut on the head.

*Pat. Pat* *Splat. Splat*

The creature looked back down to his bowl of salad as Fried Coconut collapsed to the floor unconscious.

Luna was very close to banging her head on the dining table, and seeing the other chef giving her an expecting look wasn’t helping her mood.

“Guards!! Take this disgrace out of my sight, and if I ever see him on the castle grounds again, you’ll all be doing dishes till the day you die.” Looking at the other guards, she pointed at the female chef. “And take her to the infirmary, inform them she’ll be expected to give me an explanation for what in Tartarus she was thinking.”

Four guards saluted as they dragged the chefs away.

“NOOO!! YOU HAVEN’T TASTED MY SPECIAL SAUCE YET!!!” Chef Hazelnut screamed while being dragged away. “I’LL MAKE YOU ALL TASTE MY SPECIAL LOVE SAUCE!!!” The doors banged shut muffling the screams.

“Would somepony bring me a salad, and without any dressing please.” Luna order. ‘What is wrong with everypony today?’ Noticing the creature looking at her worriedly, she tried to give it the friendliest smile she could muster.

After they ate, Luna lead the creature to the throne room. Hopefully the help she requested would be there waiting for her.

And sure enough, there she was.

“Ah, Twilight Sparkle. I’ve been looking forward to your arr- ”

“Princess, I came as soon as I read the news. Where is the demon? Where’s Celestia? Please don’t get married. I -” Twilight blurted out as soon as she saw Princess Luna.

Then Twilight saw the demon walk through the double doors. “YOU!!” She shouted with as much venom in her voice as she could.

Twilight rushed towards the creature while charging up her horn, getting ready to shove her horn where the sun doesn’t shine.

“Stop!” Luna ordered, engulfing Twilight in a magic field. “What is wrong with everypony today?” Floating the still struggling Twilight in front of her, Luna looked directly into her eyes. “Twilight, Twilight! Clam down. Look at it, does that look like a demon to you?”

The ‘demon’ was pressing its back to the doors, keeping its eyes shut and covering its chest with its claws.

“...no.”

“Good. Now I understand that you’re worried about my sister, but believe me when I say she’s quite the opposite of harmed. And if she was harmed, do you think the one who did it would be standing here?” Luna said in a calm tone. “Now I’m going to put you down, and you’re not going to attack anypony, understand?”

Seeing Twilight Nod. Luna placed her gently down on the ground.

“Good. Now first I must ask, what do you mean ‘read the news’? What news are you talking about?” Luna asked.

“Oh dear… you mean you don’t know?” Twilight asked in a worried tone. Seeing Luna shake her head, Twilight’s ears drooped backwards and took out a newspaper from her saddle bag. “You might want to read this...”

Floating the newspaper in front of her, she began to read. Then her eyes widened and pupils shrank as she read the paper.

Sex Monster Attacks Royal Castle Causing Mass Orgy?

Sometime around mid-day a monster appeared at the Royal Castle and attacked Princess Celestia. It is believed that this monster is a succubus that may have escaped Tartarus. While battling with Princess Celestia, it pumped an aphrodisiac into the air causing all Royal Staff and even the formidable Royal Guard to succumb to it. What transpired is being called by some the “Orgy to end all orgies.”

A witness from the castle came to us after the incident, describing what happened. His description is below.

“Hey Jimmy, you are not going to believe what happened today. So me and the boys were training at the gym, when this smell just came out of nowhere, and all our dicks just sprouted out and we started cumming all over the place together. It was wicked. I tell you Jimmy, working out in the gym is never going to be the same, just thinking about it makes me…

Anyway, my friend in the night guard said a monster caused all this, he said the monster had a dick as big as my leg and tits as big as my head.

Hey, what are you writing there? Huh? How did he know all this?

Because he was there of course, apparently it attacked the castle and Princess Celestia was there to stop it, but even our Princess of the Sun fell prey to its animal magnetism as she became aroused herself. As it was about to have sex with Princess Celestia my friend and Princess Luna got there. And Princess Celestia was all like ‘Oh, Night Glider. Save me from this monster,’

And Princess Luna was like ‘Yes, Night Glider. We can not defeat it, and you are so hot and sexy’

And my friend was ‘Back away foul beast, take your filthy claws off my mare,’

And Princess Celestia was all like ‘Yes, save me and make me your mare,’

And my friend was like ‘Hey Yah!’ and kicked the demon back to Tantarus.

And then Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were all like ‘Oh~ Night Glider. Thank you for saving us, we should totally give you a double blow job and have your babies and -’

Hey, Hey! Jimmy. Where are you going? ”

Our source in the castle confirmed that ponies did, for unknown reasons, ejaculate on the spot, and several confirmed sightings did see a weird creature being dragged to the dungeons, none of the reports however mentioned it having a huge genital or large breasts.

To read more the about Alicorn body - go to page 2.

To see how to summon your own Succubus - go to page 5.

To know if it’s possible to marry the Princess - go to page 11.

Princess Luna didn’t say anything, she just kept banging her head on one of the columns, which had started to crack.

Nopony dared to approach her or talk to her, for fear of being on the receiving end of the Royal Head Butt. Except for one lonely soul, everypony stared wide eyed as the creature slowly walked forward, reaching its claw out.

But before it could touch her, she stopped and turned to address everypony in the room. Pointing a hoof to a nearby guard captain, Princess Luna started giving out orders.

“You, take a team and find this news agency, stop them from printing any more copies!”

Pointing to another. “Take as many guard as you may need, and seal any passage in and out of the city, I don’t want any of this news leaving Canterlot. You’ll wish Nightmare Moon was back if word of this so much as reaches Ponyville ”

Looking to her secretary, she said. “Schedule a press conference for tomorrow, I and maybe my sister will be giving a speech.”

Looking at the rest of the guards, she said to all of them. “And somepony find me who and where this ‘Night Glider’ is, I want him in the dungeon right this moment. I’ll deal with him when I deem it necessary.”

All the guards saluted as one, and then proceeded to scatter like roaches.

Luna’s walk to the her throne and took a deep breath as she sat down. “As I was saying before all this. Twilight Sparkle, I have been looking forward for your arrival,”

Twilight mumbled while looking down to the floor in shame. “So I guess the news wasn’t true?”

“No Twilight Sparkle. And I have to say that I’m disappointed that you of all ponies believed the news without checking the facts.” She said.

“I’m sorry...”

Rolling her eyes, Luna stepped down from her throne and pulled Twilight into a feathery hug. “I am not angry at you, Twilight. All this stress is getting to me. It seems like every pony has decided to go mad today.”

Wiping a tear away, but smiling at the same time. She chuckled back. “Yeah, I know that feeling.” Laughing they went back to hugging and nuzzling each other.

Meanwhile, the creature just stood there watching, not knowing what to do.

“Princess Luna, you mentioned you needed help in your letter,” Looking at the ‘demon’ she added, “but it looks like you have already pacified it,”

“Twilight please, just call me Luna. And no, I didn’t pacify it. It is simply harmless as long as you don’t let it touch you, or you touch it, for that matter. Let’s just say that it was the cause of the ‘mass orgasm’ that happened in the castle.” Firing a spell towards the creature from behind so it wouldn't see it and freak out, Luna continued. “As you can see, magic doesn’t work on it. Therefore, I can’t use a translation spell on it. And I can’t place one on myself because...”

“...Because we don’t have its wording system, to reference it to,” Seeing Luna nod, Twilight went on. “You mentioned that I shouldn’t touch it, why’s that?”

“Ah, you see...”

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‘Man, these horses are so fucking weird. First they lock me up. Then they feed me. This damn castle smells of food. And every horse keeps giving me strange looks.’ Anon thought to himself as he watched big blue horse sit on the throne, make purple horse cry, sit up from the throne and hug purple horse. Looking at the cracked column, ‘And I’m pretty sure that Blue one has some mental issues.’

Looking around, he noticed they were the only ones left in the room. Seeing that the horses weren’t paying attention to him, he started exploring the room while still keeping an eye on the horses.

After doing nothing for ten minutes he started getting bored. ‘Will they mind if I sit on the throne?’ Looking back, the horses are now blushing and chatting in low voices. ‘I do not want to know what makes horses blush. How do they blush? Don’t they have fur on the faces or something?’ Leaving that mystery for later he started walking to the throne.

Just as Anon was about to step on the first step, someone yelled at him. Immediately he covered his nipples again, “Sorry, sorry. I won’t sit on you throne.”

Big blue horse was waving him over while purple horse was staring at him with a creepy smile. ‘What is with the horses and creepy smiles?’ When Anon reached them, big blue horse clap its hooves and a maid walked in. They talked to the maid making her start to blush. ‘Maybe they have blood veins one the fur? Ha, just imagine them having tiny penises as fur. Oh God, why did I think that?! ’

Anon was still trying to bleach his mind when the purple horse pulled a cloth out of nowhere and tied it around its eyes. Then purple horse took it off and floated the cloth over to Anon. Taking hold of the cloth, he looked at purple horse, then back down at the cloth.

“Fuck no, I’m not blindfolding myself. You -”

Anon snapped his mouth shut when he saw big blue horse float a spear over.

“- should totally blindfold me. I always wanted to be blindfolded by a horse,” Tying the blindfold in a knot behind his head. “see, no need to get violent.”

‘Please don’t go Fifty Shades of Gray on my ass. I don't want to be whipped by a horse.’

Not being able to see anything, Anon was starting to freak out again. He could hear them talking. He nearly punched the closest thing when he felt something touch him but resisted. ‘Don’t make the horses angry’

Every time something poked him, he could hear talking and some scribbling. It wasn’t till someone poked his bare skin did something different happened. He heard a gasp, something wet hit the ground, more scribbling then a *pop*. Feeling something tug on his blindfold, he took it off.

The maid was gone. Anon tried to find what wet thing hit the ground but nothing, the floor was clean. The two horses were just looking at him with smiles. The big blue horse coughed and clapped her hooves again. A new maid walked in with a bag.

Purple horse floated the bag over and pulled out a ruby and two pieces of paper. It then started drawing on the papers. After a while it showed him the first drawing.

( It was a drawing of him looking at a picture of an apple.)

Then it showed him the second drawing.

( It seem to be him shouting 'Apple' at the ruby.)

Getting the meaning, Anon grabbed hold of the ruby and shouted. “Apple!” The ruby glowed once but nothing happened, just as he was about to shout at the ruby again, something he thought impossible happen.

“Apple,” Said a female voice.

Anon was stunned, looking around he tried to find who had spoke to him. Finding no one, he looked at the purple horse which was beaming up at him. It- She opened her mouth and said in a clear voice. “Apple.”

“Apple,” He said back in a small voice.

“Apple,” Purple horse said back to him.

“Apple.”

“Apple.”

“Apple.”

“Apple.”

“Apple.”

“Apple.”

“Apple.”

“Apple.”

“Apple.”

“Apple.”

Somewhere on an apple farm, certain horses were having mini orgasm for no reasons.

“Ha ha!! I can understand you!!” Anon shouted with glee and rushed forward wanting to hug purple horse.

Eyes widening, purple horse’s horn glowed and *pop* disappeared. Making Anon hug the maid behind her instead.

Laughing loudly and hugging the maid close to his chest Anon started spinning around. Laughing he didn’t noticed the wet *pat, pat, pat* and the circle of mare cum forming around him, neither did he noticed the wet splats hitting the other two horses on their faces.

‘Aww~ Pony maid is happy for me.’ He thought as he felt the maid sniffing and something wet rubbing against his neck. After five minutes of none stop spinning , Anon stopped and looked at Big Blue and Purple. Noticing the horses had wet faces and blushing, Anon’s heart filled with warmth. ‘Even they are crying for me’

Putting the maid down, Anon walked to the other two horse, arms spread out wanting to give them a hug too. They quickly held up their legs and shook their heads. Their horns lit up and with a *pop* the maid and the circle of shame vanished.

Purple summoned a cushion and gestured Anon to sit down. After he sat, purple started pulling out hundreds of picture. And so the translation process began.

After an hour they had finally gone through all the pictures. At one point Big Blue left. Then the sun went unnaturally fast below the horizon and the moon just shot up. But he didn’t care, he was having a good time.

Big Blue came back just as they were done with the last picture. By then everyone was a bit nervous, so far they have only tested single words but not sentences. Now it was finally the moment of truth.

Placing her hoof on her chest, purple horse opened her mouth. “Hi, my name is Twilight Sparkle.”

“Nice to meet you Twilight Sparkle,” Anon said. ‘Fuck me, that name is stupid.’ Placing his hand on his chest too, he said, “and my name is Anon.” Then Twilight Sparkle exploded.

“Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!” Twilight started jumping and prancing around Big Blue and Anon, squealing and laughing all the time. “It worked, it worked. What am I talking about, of course it worked. This calls for a celebration, it’s a pity Pinkie isn’t here- ”

“Didn’t somepony call me?”

“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Everyone screamed at the top of their voices. Anon definitely not being the highest pitched.

“Pinkie! What are you doing here!?” Big Blue and Twilight exclaimed.

Pulling them into a hug, Pinkie said. “Pinkie always know where her friends are and what their doing, silly.” and in quieter voice she whispered into their ears, “Pinkie always know, no matter where or when.”

“...what?”

“Never mind that,” Pinkie said loudly, letting them go, “We have a celebration to have,” she screamed as jumped in front of Anon. “Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie. What’s your name?”

“Umm, my name is -”

“Anon. I already know. I even know how old you are. Where you live and what you like. I know what you did to Princess Celestia. I even know how big your peni-”

Shoving her royal hoof down Pinkie’s throat, Luna stopped her from going on. “Pinkie Pie. Please calm down, I think you’re scaring him.”

“Wha, but how...” Anon stammered. ‘Fuck, are these horses magical and psychic? What else? That they are the master race of the place?’

“Don’t worry Anon, nopony can or will understand Pinkie or what she does and nopony should even think about trying so.” Twilight said. Giving Anon a look that says volumes.

“But, how did she -” At that point Pinkie started... doing something with her throat, making gurgling sounds around Big Blues hoof. Big Blue quickly pulled her hoof out with an expression Anon couldn’t read. Pinkie just giggled nonstop.

“I’m think I will listen to what smart pony says,” He said causing Twilight to blush, “But what did she mean when she said something about a Princess?” Looking to Big Blue and eyeing her crown, “I didn’t do anything to you, did I?”

Wiping her hoof on the ground trying to get the saliva off, she said. “No, Princess Celestia is my sister and co-ruler of this land. I am Princess Luna. Princess of the night and dreams. You did something today, that caused my sister to… pass out and nothing else,” It seemed like that part was more to directed to the others then him. “I think it’s best if I let Twilight explain, seeing she’s the expert in such field.”

Twilight beamed and bowed at Luna, “Thank you, Luna,” Then turned her face to Anon. “Anon, when we blindfolded you earlier we were doing a quick experiment on you. It seems that unlike any other living thing on Equestria, you have little to no magic in you. When you touch a magic living being, be it a pony, a plant or even the tiniest mouse, you would act like a lightning rod, draining the magic in them in a speed that is too great for them to handle.”

Nodding, Anon asked in a worried tone. “I’m not hurting anyone while doing so, am I?”

Shaking her head, she continued. “No, quite the opposite in fact. You see, since we all live with magic and is practically made of magic, we are sensitive to quick changes of it. When you touch somepony, the magic flows through the point of your touch rapidly, and the nerve that makes us feel magic gets overload. That’s why even, let’s say, a horn or a pony’s wing that can’t feel that much but is mostly infused with magic, feel.”

“And that doesn’t hurt you?”

“Oh no, in fact from what we’ve seen it’s very-”

“Tiring!!” Luna suddenly cut her off, “In fact it makes ponies feel pleasantly tired, almost makes you want to go to sleep, doesn’t it, Twilight.”

“Huh? Oh. Yes! Yes, very umm tiring,” she said giving her most convincing smile, “Hey, where is Pinkie” She asked.

“Here I am,” Pinkie said, poking her head out of Anon’s hoodie. “And I don’t feel tired at all, in fact he was making my vag-”

For the second time that day, Anon screamed his totally manly scream that’ll definitely make his dad proud, dropping the ruby while doing so.

Anon didn’t understand what Pinkie said after he dropped the ruby, neither did he understand the heated discussion all three of the horses were talking about. But it ended with Pinkie clearly going “Oh~~” and nodding her head.

Placing his hand on the chest to calm his heart, his hand met his hoodie with a wet splat. Looking down he saw the front of his hoodie was wet and smelling of sweets. ‘Da fuck? Why is my hoodie wet?’ Hearing a slurping sound he looked up to see Pinkie drinking out of a juice box, giving him a weird smile. ‘Wait, she wasn’t drinking that before, was she? Oh don’t tell me I have juice on me now.’

Pinkie was giggling and playing with the straw with her tongue, saying something to Anon. Picking the ruby up, he only caught. “- and you can fill my -” when it was cut of with Luna shoving her hoof down Pinkie’s throat again.

“Hahaha, Yes, fill your oven up with cake because you love baking so~ much Pinkie,” Twilight laughed super casually, “Touching you must have made her so~ tired. but that should be such a big issue anymore as long as you hold on to that ruby, or any magic storage item, which usually are jems. When holding a magic storage item, you’ll get a steady flow of magic going through you nurfing the effect you have on ponies, since your body will be more filled with magic, and you won’t need to worry about draining it because it recharges through the magic in the air.”

Pulling her hoof out of Pinkie with a squelch, Luna said. “I think we’ve had enough excitement for the day. We’ll examine your physical body tomorrow Anon. Twilight, please take Pinkie to one of the guest rooms. And Anon, if you’ll be so kind and stay for a while, there’s something I’d like to ask you?”

Nodding, Twilight walked away, taking Pinkie with her. They were talking in low voices, but Pinkie kept saying something and giggling causing Twilight to blush. Just as they were about to leave, Twilight turned asked, “Princess Luna, if we’re going to do a physical exam, would you mind if I ask for Fluttershy?”

Luna gave her a thoughtful look, “If you think she’d be able to help, by all means do. You can write her a letter explaining the situation, and I shall send my guards to pick her up tomorrow morning with such letter,” Twilight gave a quick thank you and left the hall. After they left Luna turned to Anon. “I have to ask, what did you think of today's lunch, the salad?” She asked.

“Hm? Oh, the salad? It was delicious, the coconut dressing was just right, maybe a bit tangy though. Why do you ask?”

Not answering him, she said. “I see… would you mind waiting here for a while?” and without waiting for an answer she *poped* out of the room.

“Who thought I’d be talking to talking teleporting magical horses.” With no one in the hall, Anon took his hoodie off, the only garnet on his upper body. “Argh, fuck man. My only hoodie,” giving it a whiff, he could smell something sweet on it, like a mixture of all the candies smashed together. Placing his finger on it, it was all sticky too. Giving it a quick taste, he let out a hum. “Tastes nice though, maybe a bit too sweet. Might ask her for one tomorrow.”

With another *pop* Luna reappeared in the hall room breathing heavily and blushing with. Startled, Anon quickly put his hoodie on, not before giving Luna a clear view of his chest and stomach.

Luna waited for Anon to put his hoodie on, never taking her eyes off his chest. When he was done, she floated over a glass of murky white liquid. “I have been trying to make different drinks lately, it’s a hobby of mind. Please tell me what you think of it?”

Taking a sniff as he took it over, he determined it as blueberry juice. “Blueberry juice?” he asked, “How did you make the juice white?”

“Magic.” Luna said, a bit too quickly. “Now please, give it a taste.”

Giving it a small sip, Anon ran it through his tongue. “Very strong, but I think I taste something else. Pitaya? Plum? Hard to tell. Tastes nice though.” And with that, he downed it in one go.

Luna’s eyes grew large as Anon gulped down the ‘Juice’, her ‘lip’ twitching with each gulp he took.

Anon wiped his lips with his thumb then stuck it in his mouth, getting every drop he can get. “Wow Luna, that tasted amazing. I’d be able to sell this back home and make a fortune. Say, is it me or is it getting hotter? Did you put any ginger in it? And why are my pants are feeling tight-” Then he fainted.

Luna caught him just as he was about to fall and laid him down quickly. It was just a brief touch and nerfed with the ruby, but it still caused her to have a minor orgasm. Though not as strong as the one Celestia got. Looking around, making sure no one was in the hall. She pushed her snout to his crotch and took a deep breath. “Soon.”

Standing up and cleaning the scene, making sure no evidence of what happened was left. She called for two maids. “Take our guest to one of the guest rooms. And you will want to use a stretcher, try and make sure you don’t get any physical contact with him,” With that Luna walked out of the room.

Just as Luna was about to enter her room, she remembered something very important. Her sister. Luna dashed to Celestia’s room hoping everything would be normal, but her heart sank as she turned the final corner.

In front of Celestia’s door, there were at least two dozen guards, both stallions and mares. Half of them were unconscious on the floor with body fluid staining their fur. The other half were pawing at the doors like dogs wanting to get in their owners room, all spouting erections or winking.

Luna cracked a hole through the wall with her head banging that night.

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Anon laid in the guest room, out cold, with a bulge in his pants. He wasn’t going to wake up anytime soon as his body tried to process the magic he drank down. So he didn’t see nor hear the window open as a creature buzzed into his room, landed and closed the window.

It had a black carapace with no fur on it, blue reflection-less eyes, fangs and holes in its legs.

It crept towards the bed, making no sound. It floated out a note-pad and started writing.

‘Unknown subject - biped, intelligent, immune to magic and also drains magic. About six feet tall. Only fur visible is on its head and around its snout. Feel strong emotions from subject.’

Opening its mouth it sucked the air near Anon.

‘Emotions are eatable. Ranging from love to hate, don’t feel emotion drain or weaken when feeding on, permanent food source?’

Moving closer, it undressed Anon without touching bare skin.

‘So far has caused Celestia to fall unconscious and made Luna to act vulnerable for the first time since spying on them. No fur on chest, or legs. Wears a second layer of cloth underneath.’

Carefully it pulled down Anon’s underwear.

‘Its -’

It paused its writing as it pulled the underwear fully down, causing little Anon to spring up to his full glory. A tiny bit of pre landed on its snout, giving him the full scent of blueberry.

It just stood there for ten minutes, unable to move, mind going into lock-down as the only sense it could receive was smell. When it finally came back to its senses, it tried to keep on writing.

‘Forgot to place jem on subject to stop the effect. Subject is able to cloud mind and-’

Anon’s dick gave a tiny jolt as a cold draft came from the window.

‘- and hypnotize. Subjects genitalia is seven inches long. Head is round unlike Ponies or Changelings. Needs closer investigation.’

Inching its head closer, it gave Anon’s head a quick lick. The effect was immediate. It, collapsed between Anon’s legs giving a clear view and smell of his sack. Trying with all its might it pulled itself up. Face only half an inch form Anon’s pride.

‘Need to investigate more. No, need to report back to queen and tell-’

‘Wait, open window?’

It felt a hoof at the back of its head as someone whisper into its ear. “Here, let Mama Pinkie help you with that,” And pushed down.

Anon’s dick slipped right through the lips and down its throat. Its ovipositor slipped out from between its legs.

“Oops, didn’t know you were a he, it's so hard to tell sometimes. I hope you like being on the receiving end then,” Anon’s bare skin was pleasuring him through his mouth, tongue and throat. Making him only want one thing. To Suck.

The last thing he remembered hearing was “And tell your queen not even think about hurting any of my friends, or Mama Pinkie will come after her myself.”

Author's Note

I really wish the stray cats outside my house would stop licking their nipples and stretching seductively every time I walkout.

Anyway, huge thank you's to The Derpy Division, Vylon and Ambros for making this readable. (You won't believe how many edits they did.)