Discord's New Play Pals

by Lunar Sheild

Party Fun with Discord

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Much to his surprise, Discord had received a letter in the mail from somepony he hadn't heard from before. The letter was from Fancy Pants, and it was an invitation. Specifically an invitation to one his high society social parties in Canterlot. And it allowed for him to bring at least two guests. Naturally, Discord was exited at first. Fancy Pants' letter stated his hopes that Discord could make things exiting.
The first pony he asked to go with him was, of course, Flutter Shy. But she turned out to be too busy to go. In fact, all the Mane 6 were too busy to go, even Pinkie Pie.
But still, Discord didn't want to show up alone. So, he went to the only other ponies, in all of Equestria, that he knew well enough to call friends. He went to see Celestia and Luna.
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It was the middle of the day it canterlot. The two Royal Sisters were both in Celestia's room at the palace, catching up on some reading. It was the was actually a day that they had taken time off from their duties just so they could spend some time together.Both the sisters were sitting beside each other on Celestia's bed. With a book in front of them, they were enjoying themselves. Suddenly, there was a flash in front of them. The familiar form of Discord appeared in front of Celestia and Luna.

Looking at the sisters with a look of glee on his face, Discord said "Well, hello there, pony princesses. Fine day, isn't it? I love what you've done with the sun today Celestia."

Celestia both got annoyed looks. Celestia asks "Discord, what are you doing here? This is mine and Luna's private time."

Discord replies "Oh, I'm so sorry too interrupt. But I have some very exiting music to share with you."

Looking skeptical, Luna said "We're listening."

Discord smiled. "You see, today I got a letter in to the mail. And, turns out, It's from none other than Fancy Pant, the Canterlot big shot. And he has actually invited me to one of his fancy parties. Can you believe it?"

Celestia and Luna both grew looks of shock.

"Wait, Fancy Pants invited YOU to one of his parties?" asked Celestia.

Luna followed up "Why would he do that?"

Discord replied with a smirk "Well, apparently he's expecting me to help make thing a bit more exiting there. Not that I can blame him. I am great at parties. Don't you remember the last Grand Galloping Gala, Celestia?"

Celestia got a look of disgust. "Yes, it was fun. But you did make quite the scare".

Discord repied "Oh, don't worry. I don't plan on bringing ol' Smooze with me this time. But that is part of the reason I here."

Luna asked "What do you mean?"

Discord said "You see, the invitation said I'm allowed to bring at least 2 guests with me. Naturally, I tried asking Flutter Shy and her friend if they wanted to go. But, unfortunately, they were all busy. So I decided to give you two the honor of going with me. You both can help me liven up that high society party with all kinds of games and pranks. It'll be loads of fun! What do you say?"

Celestia and Luna looked at each other. Without having to even talk, they could tell they already agreed on their answer.

Celestia looked at Discord and said "We're sorry Discord. But we have to turn you down, too. Me and Luna just don't enough time alone together anymore. We hope you can understand".

Discord's face turned flat. He dropped to the floor like a lead balloon. Naturally, he felt sad to be turned down. But, in his mind, there was no excuse for this. All the Mane 6 had real reasons for not being able to go. But here, the Royal Sisters had nothing better to do than read old books. Discord thought that the stuffy lifestyle of being princesses had finally caught up to them and made them forget how to have fun. He decided that he wasn't going to take "no" for an answer. He was determined to make Celestia and Luna remember what it was like to have fun. They were going to that party with him. And he knew exactly how to make even better for them.

With a somber expression, Discord said "I'm sorry to hear that. But I think you two have just forgotten how to have fun. And I know exactly how to fix that."

Before they could react, Discord placed his paws in front of Celestia and Luna's faces. He snapped his paws with a flash of his magic. With looks of shock, a spiral of colors appeared in both of Celestia and Luna's eyes. Discord had just put them in a trance.

He checked to make sure it worked. Celestia and Luna had blank expressions on their faces. Colors spiraled in their eyes with their jaws slacked open, drool hanging out of their mouths. This was almost enough to make Discord laugh, but he would save that for later. Right now, he had some adjustments to make to the sisters. It was time past time for them to loosen up, big time. Discord started to imagine all the ways he could mess with their minds. He got giddy just thinking about how fun he would have with them afterward. And just what they would be like. He knew for sure that he was going to get rid of the princess' "Proper Composer". It's what made them so stiff in the first place.
Of course, he wasn't going to change them completely. They wouldn't themselves anymore. And he going to change them back to normal after the party, mabey...
After some thinking, Discord thought he knew exactly how he wanted to adjust them. Thinking of the Mane 6, he came up with the perfect combination of traits to get them ready for a party, and make them his kind of friends. A little bit of Rainbow Dash for hyperactivity and loyalty. A little Rarity for class, vanity, and generosity. A little bit of Pinkie Pie for fun and laughter. And a bit more of himself, for just a hint a chaos.

Smirking, Discord said "Yup, I think I know exactly what you two need. But before we get started, something here just doesn't feel right. There is something wrong with the atmosphere in here... Wait, I know!"

Discord snapped his paws again. Another flash of magic appeared around Celestia and Luna. When it faded, they were both standing and smiling, with their eyes still spiraling. But now they were dressed like afro wearing clowns, with red noses.

Discord smiled with glee at the clown mares. "There, much better. I've always wanted to do that to you. And clowns help he think."

Discord couldn't help but chuckle. He didn't need to make Celestia and Luna look like clowns, but he wanted to anyway. And he planed on doing many more things like this with them later. His main objective was to help them loosen up. But this was Discord. Naturally, he was going to think up ways to make them look ridiculous.

Discord cleared his throat, and said "Now, the first thing you two need to know is that I'm your very best friend. We have been for a long time. I'm someone you like to spend your free time with. In fact, I'm a friend you have such deep trust in, that you both will listen to and obey any suggestion or command I give you, within reason. You will take everything I am about tell you to heart and will acknowledge everything I say by replying "Yes, Boss". Do you understand?"

Celestia and Luna said, in unison "Yes, Boss!"

Discord was pleased to hear that. "Now that we have that straight, the second thing. The two of you have been way too stiff lately. This whole princess thing is starting too tense you up. So, whenever you two are hanging out with me, your going forget about your "Royal Composer". I know it's important for being a princess. But when we're together, as friends, you'll forget about your royal images. Do you understand?"

The sisters replied "Yes, Boss!"

"Thirdly, we need to make some adjustments to your boring personalities. You both need to be more outgoing. Here what I'm thinking. When were hanging out, you need to be loyal and trusting to your friends, including me. Generous in that you'll put time and effort into helping and caring for others. And also have a love for spreading joy and laughter. Do you understand?"

Celestia andLuna said "Yes, Boss!"

"But that's not all. When we're together, both of you will now have the desire to be hyperactive. You both will show a little vanity and class when it's appropriate. Plus, of course, you both will have a desire to seek out fun. And you'll like to seek out your fun thought pranks, games, and jokes. Overall, making others happy will make you happy. But, you will both also have a mischievous side that lets you enjoy any kind of disorder. Do you understand?"

They replied "Yes, Boss!"

That was the final thing. All he had to do now was ingrain these traits into the very core of their beings. He could hardly wait to see what his new playmates would be like. Maybe, if they turned out well enough, he wouldn't change them back at all. Discord reveled at that thought, of keeping Celestia and Luna like this, permanently. Now to finish them off, then test them.

Discord said "Now, when I snap my fingers, everything that I have told you will be ingrained into the very of your personalities. You will not remember being hypnotized, but will think we playing a perfectly normal game. Plus, you will always remember that you trust enough to obey all my suggestions and commands. And you will continue to call me boss, but only when we're alone. Do you understand?

The sisters said "Yes, Boss!"

With that, Discord snapped his paw. Celestia and Luna's eyes blinked and the spirals disappeared. The two sisters looked around. They saw their friend, Discord, was there. They must have been playing. Why else would they look like clowns.

Celestia looked at Discord and said "Hey, Boss. What are we doing here, again?"

Discord smirked and replied "Well, don't you remember? We were playing around like we usually do. But when I put you two in those clown get ups, you started laughing so hard you went into a daze. But it seems your both better now."

Luna smiled and said "Oh! Well, that certainly explains it. We were literally just CLOWING around."

Both Celestia and Luna let off a small laugh. Discord could see that some of the personality adjustments were already starting to kick. They had already taken him at his word, so that was good. But now he needed to test weather or not they would follow his orders. He could have this getting too out of control, of course. So he needed to make they obey his suggestions.
While Discord thought to himself, the two sisters winked at each other. Celestia lit her horn and made a box appear in her magical grasp. It looked to be full of gumballs.

Celestia stared at discord with a like look and said "Hey, Discord! Would you like some of My and Luna's "special" candy?"

Seeing the candy, Discord said "Why, yes. Thank you."

Discord pick two of the gumballs. He didn't put them in his mouth because he knew what was going on. They couldn't pull one over on him. This was a good opportunity to test if they would follow orders.

Discord instantly said "Both of you, say "AWWW"!"

Celestia and Luna instantly opened their mouths wide, saying "AAAAWWWW!"

Discord flicked both gumballs into their each of their mouths. Sparks instantly appeared around Celestia and Luna faces. When they cleared, their afro manes were totally frizzed. Discord knew it. Those were shock candies. They had just tried to prank him. At least he knew they would obey simple commands. But he still needed to know about complex ones too. He knew exactly what to do.

Discord said "Nice try, you two! But don't forget, I'm the one who taught you everything you know about pranks. That's why you've never been able to prank me."

The two sisters looked at each other and burst into laughter.

"AAHH,HA,HA! Your right, Boss. We never could prank you. But we still wanted to try." said Celestia.

Discord said "Say, instead of playing a game that I always win, why don't play one we all can enjoy?"

Luna ask, with a smile "What game did you have in mind, Boss?"

Discord replied "It's called "Dress Up". You two will be the models. And I'll be your expert stylist, who decides what you wear."

Celestia and Luna looked at each other and nodded.

Celestia said "Ok, Boss! Sounds like fun!"

Luna followed "Sure! Style us up!"

Discord could only imagine how much fun he was about to have with them now. And they were going LET him do what ever he wanted to them. Discord knew exactly how he wanted to play with them. He snapped his paw. With a burst of magic, a set of curtains on a floating ring appeared in the middle of the room. It looked to be like a make-shift dressing room.

Discord said "This is the magic dressing room. Just step in, and I'll literally work my stylish magic. Celestia, you first."

Celestia replied "Yes sir, Boss!"

With that, Celestia walked into in curtains.

Discord said "HHMM...For you, Celestia, we'll go with something daring, yet bold. Something that says "I'm tough"."

There was a flash of magic. The curtain then pulled back to reveal Celestia's new look. She was wearing a black leather jacket and boots. Her mane was in a messy style that made look like she'd been shocked. And she was wearing purple mascara.

Discord snapped his paw. A full-length mirror appeared in front of Celestia. As she gazed at her reflection, it didn't take more than a second for her face to light up in delight.

Celestia said, with a smile "I look so cool! Thank you, Boss! It's like I'm real tough girl."

Discord replied "I'm glad you like it. It's certainly to be a change of pace from your usual "goody princess" Image."

Luna said "Sister, you look so amazing!"

Discord turned his attention to Luna, and said "I'm glad you like too, Luna. Now it's your turn. Step in."

Luna smiled and said "Yes sir, Boss!"

Luna wasted no time stepping into the curtains, which closed behind her.

Discord said "Now, of course, the royal sisters come as a set, so we'll want make you a matching pair. But, we also want to it your own personal flare."

A flash came from the curtains. They pulled back to reveal Luna in her new fashion. Luna was wear a black leather jacket and boots, like Celestia. And her mane was also in a messy style. But Luna also had a red bandana tied around her head.

Luna looked at herself in the mirror. Her jaw dropped with awe at what she saw.

Luna turned to Discord and said "I look so fierce. Thank you Boss!"

Discord replied "Yes, I know. I've made you both look tough and attractive. You are both yet another one of my masterpieces."

Celestia walked over to Luna's side and they both started looking at themselves in the mirror. Discord could see that the adjustments he made to them were letting the Royal Sisters agree with everything he told them. But more importantly, he now knew they would obey him. Celestia and Luna had just let him make them look ridicules, and they willingly went along with. Plus, they believed whatever he said. He just put them in clothes that were an eyesore and they thought it was the most attractive thing they ever wore. And now Celestia and Luna were even admiring themselves in the mirror.
Discord couldn't help bust laugh to himself at how stupid they looked. And he planed on doing more things like this at the party. He could only imagine how much more fun he was going to have with them. But for now, He needed to actually make sure they went with him. Now was the time to ask them again. They quite literally wouldn't be able to say "no" this time.

While the sisters were still looking in the mirror, Discord cleared his throat and said "You know, since we're having so much fun here, wouldn't it be great if we could go have fun someplace else?"

Celestia and Luna turned away from the mirror and toward Discord. As they moved, Discord could hear their leather clothes squeak. It made him chuckle. He didn't make them look tough, he made them look like couches.

Celestia had an intrigued look as she said "It really would, Boss. What did you have in mind?"

Discord said "I was thinking that all three of us could to a party, tonight. I've been invited to fancy-type party by Fancy Pants. He wants me there make the whole thing more exciting. And, what's more, the invitation allows for me bring two guests. And since you two love spending time with me so much, I've decided to let you come with me. What do you think of that?"

Both sisters gasped.

Luna dropped her jaw and said "Are you serious, Boss. There's a big party and you want us to be the life of it with you?"

Discord replied "Well, of course! Who else likes too have fun the way I do. So, are you both in?"

Celestia and Luna looked at each other and nodded. They looked at Discord and said "YES! Of course, Boss!" in unison.

Discord smiled, it worked He said "Excellent! Now, remember that you need to meet me in the Palace Garden, tonight at 8 o'clock, sharp. Meet me there after you two set the sun and raise the moon. And make sure your alone, we don't want any party pooper with questions,. From the garden, I'll take us to the party."

Celestia and Luna both nodded at Discord. They understood what he said and would comply.

Tilting her head, Celestia asked "But Boss, what are we going to do until then?"

Discord put his paw to his chip and started to think. What would they do? He certainly knew that he wouldn't mind making even bigger jokes out of them than he already had. But he wanted to the bigger spectacles for the party. Looking at the magic curtain, still floating in the middle of the room, he got an idea. He decided he would just keep playing Dress-up with them. After all, it's not everyday someone get to play with the Royal Sisters like their some kind of dollies. Only this time, he would do it in just their private chamber. Why not give the whole castle staff a laugh. He could cast a spell so nopony would think it's weird.

Discord looked at the sister with a sly smile and said "I know exactly what to do. Would both of you please step into dressing room?"

Celestia and Luna both did as they were asked. The still leather-clad princesses stepped into the curtains. They stood side-by-side as the curtain closed. Discord knew he was going to enjoy this.

Discord explained "I'm going to help you two brush up on your ballroom dancing, for now. But, of course, you'll need to be dressed fancy for that."

There was a large flash of light from behind the curtain. The curtain then pulled back to show Celestia and Luna in their "Dance Attire".
Celestia and Luna were now wearing fancy black dresses, jewelry, and opera gloves on their front hooves.

The two sister walked over the mirror. As they looked at their reflection, both noticed that they were now wear eye shadow, mascara, and lipstick. They both looked more feminine than ever. Seconds later they both started to smile, they liked this look.

Discord smirked and said "There, a masterpiece. These are the latest styles."

Celestia turned around and said "Thanks, Boss! But where are we going to practice, in here?"

Discord shook his head and replied "Of course, not. We're going to the Palace Ballroom for that. It's not being used right now. Besides, it gives you two the chance show off your new outfits."

This though alone made both sisters smile.

Discord then snapped his paws and made a pointer stick appear in his grasp.

Discord then snapped his paw and disappeared. He instantly reappeared in a flash on Celestia's back, now wearing a pair of glasses.

Looking smart, Discord tapped the side of Celestia's flank with the stick. "Chop-Chop, girls. Class will be in session soon. To the Ballroom we go." he said.

Celestia and Luna obeyed the command. They both started walking toward the door, with Discord riding on Celestia's back. They magically opened the door and they were out. The Royal Sisters were now walk through the palace, dressed in little black dresses, in the middle of the day.
Discord was having so much fun now. He decided it was best for him to be visible at this time. That way every pony know this was his idea of a joke.
As Celestia and Luna walked through the palace, with Discord in tow, they passed all the palace staff. The guards could only chuckle at the princesses. Some of the servants just plain burst out into laughter. Seeing the Royal Sisters walk around proudly like prizzies got everypony going. And all the while, Discord sat on Celestia's back, constantly point to himself to take all the credit.
At one point, Discord decided to embarrass them even more. He got off Celestia's and magiced up a collar and leash for both sisters. He then walked them to the Ballroom himself, while them were still in their dresses. He wasn't just their boss, he owned them.
And so the princesses walked off to the ballroom for their dance lession with discord. If this was just the casual fun, Discord couldn't wait to see what else he could do at the party tonight. And whatever it was, Celestia and Luna were going to love every second of it.


Author's Note

The second chapter will come later. You'll like it.
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