Discord's New Play Pals

by Lunar Sheild

Celestia and Luna's Extreme Makeover: Discord Style

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Discord's dance lesson with Celestia and Luna had gone very well. He spent a whole two hours teaching them. The first half-hour was spent teaching the Royal sisters how to waltz. Then he spent the next hour and a half making Celestia and Luna do the funky chicken. Discord busted his gut laughing at them. It got so good that he invited over two dozen guards into the Ballroom to watch the Sisters dance and eat popcorn. And Discord even filmed the whole thing, giving souvenir copies to each of the guards of course.
After the lesson, Discord had come out of the ballroom with Celestia and Luna on both sides of him, with his arms draped over their backs.
Being seen with both the Royal Sisters on his arm made him feel smug, of course. He had even put on a pair of shades just to brag as he walked along with his "friends," who acted like subordinates.

All that had happened over and hour ago. Nopony in the Palace had seen horn or tail of the Sisters or Discord since. Discord had actually decided that Celestia and Luna also needed to work on their poise and balance. For that sort of thing, they would need peace and quiet. And since it was their day off, nopony expected to find the Royal Sister to be in the throne room. As such, this is where Discord had brought the Sisters to continue his merriment with them.
At this time, Discord was alone in the throne room with Celestia and Luna. The chaos spirit himself sitting on the throne, of course. On his left, Luna laid on the floor wearing socks with purple and violet stripes, posing with one hoof under her chin. She was also balancing a tray with glasses of chocolate milk on her back. To Discord's right laid Celestia wearing yellow and pink striped socks, posing like Luna. She was balancing a tray of candy and tiny sandwiches on her back.

Celestia and Luna were posing like for their poise training. He had given them the socks to make them comfortable. Then he posed them and told them not to move until he said so. But, so long as they were like that, Discord figured he might as well take advantage it and have lunch, use the Sisters as furniture. It turns out that Celestia and Luna make very good end tables. Discord had just enjoyed the most scrumptious meal he'd had in a while.

Though he was having a good time, Discord suddenly realized what time it was. Going by his mental clock, he knew it almost time for sunset. The invitation to Fancy Pant's party said that it started just shortly after sundown. Discord knew Celestia and Luna still needed to
set the sun and raise the moon before he could actually show up with them. And judging by the current time, he only had a couple hours left. He had to get moving.
Discord also suddenly remembered that he needed to do something about Celestia and Luna's appearances for the party. He knew everypony would be shocked enough just seeing him show with the Royal Sisters themselves. But that alone wasn't Discord's style. He really wanted to "wow" the crowd. He wanted to make an impression that nopony there would ever forget, yet still be enjoyable.
After thinking to himself for a moment, an idea came. He knew exactly what he was going to do with them. Discord remembered how awed the palace staff had been seeing Celestia and Luna dressed up in the glamor gowns he gave them. Now he was thinking he do that with them again. Only this time, he would step it up a notch. He was going to put the Royal Sisters in the most eye popping, attention grabbing, alluring costumes he could think. He'd make something everypony would be drooling over.
Discord was drooling just thinking about the chaos it would cause. Overall, he knew what he was going to do. He was going to give Celestia and Luna new costumes and makeovers. Instead of using the magic curtain, this time he would change them by hoof and paw himself. And he would make them over using a paint brush, using them as the canvases.

Discord looked at Celestia and Luna on either side of him. They were still posing like statues, though he had removed the trays. It was time for them to get going, so this antic had to end unfortunately.

Discord cleared his throat and said "OK, girls! That's long enough. You've held your poses and balance for a while now. This means you have excellent poster. But I need both of you stand at attention in front of me, right now."

Following the order, Celestia and Luna rose to their hooves. They walked a short distance from the throne, then turned around and stood side-by-side. They both stood beside each other at attention, smiling and waiting to hear what their "boss" had to say next.

Looking at the Royal Sisters, Discord said "Listen up. Fancy Pants' party starts soon. But the sun has too go down before that can happen. And more importantly, we need to do something about your looks. You can't show up with me looking like you normally do, it's just not my style."

Hearing what her boss said, Celestia replied "We see what you mean, Boss. Me and Luna have to things your way. So what are you going to do with us?"

Discord smirked and said "Well, first I going have you two lower the sun and raise the moon from here. Then, we're going to my place so I can give two an extreme makeover, "Discord Style". he he he..."
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Later, in Discord's dimension...

Not too many ponies knew it, but Discord made his home in a rift in space that made himself. This was thought to be the best arrangement for his living space, as he could warp reality all he wanted here. But as a result, Discord didn't get to many visitors, except the poor mail pony.
Discord even had his own house here. One of his own design. Among the many rooms in this house there was even a large walk-in dressing room. This where Discord keeps all his various get-ups. Off to one side of the room, there was a rack of clothes and costumes on hangers that covered the entire wall. On the wall adjacent to the door, there was counter lined with paint, hair care products, and other personal care product. And above this counter was a mirror that spanned the entire length of the wall. This was obviously a vanity of some sort.

A flash appeared in the middle of the room. Out of it appeared Discord, who looked to be dressed like a nanny. In his arms were Celestia and Luna, both of whom were wearing diapers, straight jackets, and had bottles in their mouths. And they both looked to be dazed.

Discord said "O Dear, maybe I should have teleported us directly into my house. You two were floating out there for so long you got dizzy. Luckily for you I have a formula for anti-dizzy chocolate milk. Taking care of you girls brings out the mother in me."

After a few moments, Celestia and Luna finished the contents of the bottles. Discord snapped his paw and the bottles disappeared. He then gently placed the Sisters on the floor, sitting them on their hind quarters. Celestia and Luna's eye slowly lost the dazed look and they senses straightened out. They both shook their heads then looked around the room. They could see they were in the place Discord had told them about.

Celestia looked at Discord and said "Is this the place, Boss?", ignoring the fact that she was in a straight jacket.

Discord snapped his paw, making the nanny outfit disappear. He then pat Celestia on the head and replied "Yep! This is where I shall transform you both. By the time I'm done, it shall be as if you are different ponies altogether."

Luna said "I'm so excited! What are you going to do with us, Boss? Full makeovers? Leather outfits? Disco?!"

Discord replied "All wonderful suggestions, Luna But no. It's even better. I'm going to make you girls into something far cuter and more alluring. Your going to be...BUNNY MARES!"

Celestia and Luna both exclaimed "YAY!" at the same time.

Still sitting on the floor in their straight jackets, the two sisters looked at each other, raised and eyebrow, then looked at Discord. They didn't know what that meant.

Celestia asked "It sounds great, Boss. But, what's a bunny mare?"

Discord chuckled and replied "Why, it's a mare who dresses to look like a rabbit, of course. It's simple as that. But the looks I have planned for you girls is quite elaborate So much, that I'll be changing you both myself instead of using magic."

Upon hearing this, both Celestia and Luna smiled happily. The thought of "Boss" putting clothes on them himself made them feel very reassured.
Discord snapped his claws. Celestia and Luna's straight jackets disappeared. They both stood to their hooves. The Royal Sisters were now standing, completely bare, not even wearing their regalia. Discord decided they wouldn't e needing their jewelry, so he left it back at the palace.

Discord looked at Celestia and said "Follow me over here, Celly."

Discord walked over towards the clothes wrack, and Celestia followed as instructed. The both stopped in front of the rack and Discord began to rustle through it's contents. A moment later, he pulled both his paws out, holding something in each. In one was a hanger with a black legless leotard on it. In the other was a handful of accessories, four black hoof slippers, two rear leg stockings, two black bands, and a hair band with rabbit ear.
Looking at this, Celestia now knew exactly what Discord intended to do with her. And she was gasping in excitement just thinking about it. Once Luna saw the costume as well, her first instinct was to light her horn, causing her eyes to glow with a recording spell. She wanted to be able to play this back whenever she wanted.
Discord set the accessories down on a nearby table. He then took the leotard off of the hanger and up to Celestia. Taking the cue, Celestia stood herself up straight, waiting to be dressed.
Discord walked behind Celestia. He signaled her to lift her rear left leg, which did. Discord opened the mouth of the leotard and slid onto the mare, and fitting the leg into the proper hole. On another signal, Celestia then put down that leg and raised her right rear one. Discord fit the other hole over that leg as well. He then grabbed Celestia's tail and fit it through the small tail hole on the back of the leotard. Finally, Discord brought the top of the suit up between Celestia's front legs and slipped the collar over her head, having it come to rest on her neck like a choker.
Discord then reached over to the table and picked up the stockings. Showing them to Celestia, she knew what to do.. Celestia took the stockings in her magic and slipped both onto each of her hind legs, making her pure white legs look slightly tinted. Discord then put the four black slippers on the floor. Knowing what to do, Celestia slipped right into them. Discord then pick up one of the black bands. He grabbed Celestia's tail and pulled it straight. Then he slid the black band onto her tail and all the way to the base of it, before letting go. this gave Celestia's tail the affect of pointing slightly up. Discord then pick up the other black band and slid it down to the base of Celestia's horn. Finally, he pick up the rabbit ear hair band and placed it on Celestia's head.
Celestia now had the full costume on. But it still wasn't complete. Discord walked over to the vanity, and Celestia follow. He pick up a paint brush.

Discord turned to Celestia and said "Please close your eyes."

Celestia complied and shut her eyelids. Discord then focused on the brush with his eyes. It instantly stated to glow in a rainbow of colors. The colors swirled until the glow settled on being pink. Discord then touched the pink glowing brush to Celestia's tail. As he did, a wave of pink fluffy coloring swept over her tail, erasing the natural aurora glow. Discord then touched the brush to Celestia's mane. A wave of fluffy pink swept over that as well. Both Celestia's mane and tail now flow on an ethereal breeze, of pink.
Discord then pointed the brush toward the princess' face. He touched it to her lips, which immediately turned hot pink. He then touched it to her eyelids, which also turned pink.
Now Discord was done.

Discord said "Ok, you can look now."

Celestia open her eyes and looked in the mirror. She gasped in disbelief. Celestia was now wearing a full bunny suit. Her mane and tail were pink and fluffy. And she was wearing hot pink lipstick and mascara.

Celestia couldn't believe the mare in the mirror was her. She looked so stunning and attractive. She couldn't help posing in the mirror, lifting her front and rear left legs while turning her head backwards. This was definitely her.

Celestia said "I look attractive! It's like I'm a new mare!"

Discord responded "You might as well be. I call this masterpiece, Celly Bunny."

Celestia turn to Discord and said "Thank you! I love it!". She then hugged him.

Discord replied "Your quite welcome. It's about time somepony started recognizing my vision".

Luna stopped her recording spell. Looking at her sister, she was stunned. Luna said "Sister, you look so amazing. It's like your actually part rabbit."

Celestia pulled away from Discord. Feeling like a rabbit, she started to playfully hop around in circles. With her fluffy pink mane and tail bouncing around, Luna and Discord almost thought she was Pinkie Pie. After a few moments she stopped.

Discord turned to Luna and said "Ok Luna, now it's your turn. Please come over here."

Luna complied and followed Discord over to the clothes rack. Discord again rummaged through it. Moments later, he pulled out something in both paws. A hanger with a black lacy leotard in one paw. In the other, a pair of fishnet stockings, a pair of high-heel shoes, a pair of hoof cufflinks, and a snap-on shirt collar. Luna noticed there wasn't a rabbit ear hair band like before.

Luna asked "Where are the rabbit ears?"

Discord replied "Don't worry, I have something special for you. Please turn around."

Luna did as told and turned. Discord set the accessories on the table and took the leotard off the hanger. He stretch the mouth of the suit open and held it behind Luna's rear. Taking the signal, Luna slipped both her hind legs into the leotard's leg holes. Discord then pulled it up her legs, until fit snuggly. He then pulled Luna's tail through the tail hole on the suit.
With the suit on properly, Discord turned to the accessories. He pick up the fishnet stockings and showed them to Luna. Taking the cue, Luna took them in her magic and slipped both stockings onto her hind legs. Discord then picked up both high-heel shoes and put them behind Luna. Luna slipped both onto her rear hooves. Discord then picked up the cufflinks. He took Luna's right front hoof, and fit one of the links around it. He then fit the other link around her left front hoof. Finally, he took the shirt collar and put it around her neck, snapping it into place. The collar and cufflinks were suppose to add a formal effect.
The costume was now done, but Discord wasn't. He walked over to the vanity and waving for Luna to follow. Luna stumble as she walked, not being used to wear only two shoe at a time.
Once in front of the vanity, Discord picked a hair brush.

Discord said to Luna "Close your eye."

Luna obeyed, shutting her eyelids. Discord grabbed Luna's flowing mane. He then put the brush to it. In an instant. a whirlwind appeared around Luna's head. Discord was doing a speedy head-do. A moment later, he stopped and put down the brush. Luna's mane was now perfectly styled how he wanted it. But he wasn't done. For the last touch, he picked up a thing of blue lipstick. He ran it around Luna's lips, making them light shade of blue.

Discord said "I'm done. You can look now."

Luna open her eyes and looked in the mirror. She saw she was wearing a complete fancy bunny suit. And her mane itself had been styled to look like a set of rabbit ears. With her lips the same color as her eyes.

Luna was enchanted by her own refection. She stood up on her hind legs and posed in front of the mirror. by now she could even balance in her high-heels. Luna definitely liked what she saw.

Luna turned to Discord and said "Thank you, Boss. I've never been this beautiful in my life."

Discord replied "Your welcome. I call this look, Lulu Hops."

Celestia joined Luna and they both starred in the mirror together. The Royal Sisters were now nothing more than a "bunny mare pair". If any of their subjects saw them now, they would unrecognizable. They looked like completely different ponies. But not to Discord. He still knew who they were. And he intended to take to Fancy Pant's party like, for all of the Canterlot elite to see and feast their eyes on.
Discord snapped his paw and made a camera appear.

Discord yelled "OK! Smile, you two!"

Celestia and Luna both turned around and saw the camera. They both did their most alluring poses. Discord snapped the camera, and continued to do so. After each shot Celestia and Luna would make a different pose. Discord had the Royal Sisters modeling bunny suits for him.
After a few minutes of this, Discord realized what time it was and stopped. He knew it was time to go to the party. And he knew he was going to make big entrance.

Discord looked at the Sisters and said "Alrighty! It's time we got going. Are you both ready?"

Celestia replied "Yes, Boss! Thanks to you, I'm gorgeous!"

Luna followed "Yes, Boss! We're going to turn a few heads tonight!"

Discord smile and said "Excellent! And I'll be making the best entrance when I show with, not the royal sisters, but the "Rabbit Sisters"!"

With that, Discord snapped his paw. A collar and leash appeared around both the rabbit sister, with Discord holding the leashes. He was going to show in style with his new "pet bunnies"
Discord snapped his claws, and they disappeared in a flash of magic, Discord was off, with his new party pals.


Author's Note

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