The Best of Tensions

Spike finds a book on pony massage specifically for creatures with hands. Things spiral out of control from there.

A massage is just a massage, isn’t it? Apparently not when Spike is involved. Somehow finding a book on pony massage specifically for handed creatures like himself is fated to end the way that most of his adventures do: with the untimely destruction of Ponyville.
Unless Rarity can help, of course.